When Michael Kennedy was accused of raping a 14 yr old babysitter, someone called in to Howie's show and sang, to the tune of Playground in my Mind by Clint Holmes:
My name is Michael
I am a Kennedy
Therefore there's no way
These charges can stand.
Michael met a fate similar to that of Sonny Bono: hit a tree while skiing. In the case of Michael, they were playing touch football at the time
>>the babysitter did not cooperate with prosecutors....Kennedy died at the end of 1997 in a skiing accident in Aspen, Colorado. He was playing ski-football with several other members of the Kennedy family when he hit a tree. Kennedy was not wearing a helmet or other safety equipment. Some have alleged that the family had been previously warned by the ski patrol to cease the activity. Others have noted that the ski patrol issued no such warnings.
Ah HA! So it was the ski patrol's fault.