You just wait until 2016...2020.
Posted on 01/04/2012 9:28:40 AM PST by Absolutely Nobama
I must say, the 2012 Iowa Caucus was magnificent.
ABSOLUTELY magnificent.
You see, the good guys won for a change.
Mitt Commie failed and Jew hater Ron Paul was delivered a staggering defeat.
Now, before we get started, let's get a few things clear. Number one, I don't shill for candidates. I have my favorite candidate and you have yours. In this column, I will never tell you who to vote for. I will always tell you who I think is pond scum (like Mitt Commie, like former Obama syocphant Jon Huntsman, and last, and certainly least, Stormfront candidate Ron Paul), but I will never tell you who to vote for. (You're an adult, I trust you'll act accordingly.) Number two, I am fully aware that the Iowa Caucus is not that big of a deal. There's no need to remind me of that. (If you don't believe me, ask President Huckabee.)
The failure of Mitt Commie was mind boggling. Here was a guy with a campaign budget that was bigger than the GDP of El Salvador, who had been campaigning since John McLame's whimpering defeat in 2008, and had a cable news station (FNC, aka the Fox Neocon Channel) in the tank for him, and has a super PAC to do his hatchet work for him.......and yet........he barely beat Rick Santorum by 8 votes. Yep, you read that right, 8 measly votes. (It should be noted, that until very recently, Rick Santorum's campaign was being ignored by everyone not named Mark Levin and had 68 cents and pocket lint to its name.) Even uglier for Mitt Commie was the fact that he was unable to drive a wooden stake into the heart of nemesis Newt Gingrich's campaign. Despite being carpet bombed by Romney's PAC operatives and Establishment hacks, Gingrich placed a respectable fourth and lived to fight another day. In other words---Mitt Commie choked.
Meanwhile, in Red Skull Ron Paul's Fourth Reich, the Paultards are tickled Code Pinko.(Either that, or they're stoned out of their minds yet again.) They think their Fuhrer has won a great victory over the "neocon bankster Zionist war mongers" by placing third. In actuality, this is a resounding, Stalingrad-like defeat for Herr Doktor. See, Iowa laws allow anyone to change their party affiliation at the door of any caucus and vote. So in theory, every liberaltarian, every Green, every 9/11 Truther, every Neo-Nazi, every malcontent, and every so-called "independent" in the state of Iowa could have showed up and dragged the Surrender Monkey's carcass across the finish line. But they didn't. Despite the "money bombs", the "spamming", the "trolling", making pests of themselves on talk radio shows, and other Brownshirt-like behavior, RuPaul (H/T: Mark Levin) and his flunkies have failed and failed big time. Third place in a contest whose rules favor you is a complete and utter joke, much like saying Herr Doktor is a Conservative.
Let me repeat: No, I'm not shilling for anyone (as of yet, I'm still undecided) and yes, I know Iowa's not that big of a deal. However, a win's a win and I'll take 'em any way I can get 'em. If you don't win, you can't keep it classy and say things like this:
HEY RINOs AND PAULTARDS! IN YOUR FACE, DORKS!
Alan
A most excellent rant, Alan! Looking forward to the replies. Don’t let the Paultards spam you too much.
Ping!
The Ronulans failed once again.
Wow, thanks for the screed. A juvenile vanity posted in latest breaking news.
Nicely done.
Don’t hold back next time Alan. Tell us what you really think. LOL
Enjoyed.
That’s one heck of a lunch break!
Thank you for dragging civil political disourse on a conservative site down to the level somewhere between DU and kindergarten.
Let ‘em bring it, Sarge!
From my tagline:
NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!
I'm trying to start a movement to get Ron Paul and his cult followers to go to a "French Guana" type country to start a colony of drones.
That a 33% chance.
IA doesn't mean much - if anything - at all.
That said - come November of THIS YEAR, I will most assuredly vote AGAINST the stain and his regime.
bingo
That they did. They took a photon torpedo to the hull!
:)
Thanks, FRiend!
Magnificent! Thank you!
You just wait until 2016...2020.
The race has just begun.
I’m pretty happy considering the fact that my first choice dropped out this morning. My second choice came out with an 8 vote “loss” and is likely to skyrocket in the polls now.
Good question posed on Howie Carr yesterday. Is Lew Rockwell any relation to George Lincoln Rockwell the Neo-Nazi from the 60’s?
Unhappy with my tone ?
Dial 1-800-NON-PAUL. There one of my non-union call center elves will be more than happy to ignore your complaint.
I wrote this around 0300 dark this morning. It was a labor of love......
Glad you enjoyed it FRiend.
I wrote this around 0300 this morning. It was a labor of love......
Glad you enjoyed it, FRiend!
Glad you enjoyed it, FRiend!
Don't you find it odd how Rick Santorum, who could not even get 100 people, to any of his own events, some how nearly wins Iowa? Keep in mind he was barely a bleep on all polls. Even on this web site he was barely a bleep on the radar...
I still do not understand why the state of Iowa gets to dictate to the other 49 States which Republicans should be the nominee and which should drop out? Why can't all 50 States vote at the same time like they do for the Presidential race? Oh that's right then it would be a lot harder for the Globalist.. I mean RINOs to tell people how to vote. Can you imagine if the Presidential race ran this way? It would be easy to steal!
I find it absolutely amazing that a person that barely registered on ANY poll nearly won the race.
BTW, you do understand that the military supports Ron Paul more than any candidate? Do you think their Nazis too? You do understand that Ron Paul position is more like the Founding Fathers. Do you think they were Nazis too?
When I am solicited for money, from other than Ron Paul, I should send them a copy of your letter, without a check, informing them that since I am a Paul supporter, my money is no good.
“I’m trying to start a movement to get Ron Paul and his cult followers to go to a “French Guana” type country to start a colony of drones.”
I’m there, Patriot! OOOORAH!
Agree 100%, especially on Paul.
Racist, anti-Semitic, terrorist apologists have no business being president of the US.
Here’s another caption for the pic:
“My Depends are too tight! Moussad is up to their old tricks again!”
LOL!
Thanks for representing Free Republic with no class at all. That'll do conservatism a bunch of good, won't it?
This is just BS. The only people who say this are paulbots and Ron Paul's web site.
Go to the FEC reporting agency and look up donations, where employer is listed.....
Just on the surface why would any military person support him based on his statements against them.
Couldn’t help but tease you a bit—that’s so like something I would do, LOL!
Couldn’t help but tease you a bit—that’s so like something I would do, LOL!
“The race has just begun.”
Exactly. And RuPaul and Mitt Commie are performing miserably so far.
bfl
“BTW, you do understand that the military supports Ron Paul more than any candidate?”
The US military wants to cut itself by 50% and surrender to the Islamo-Nazis ? Since when ? Since RuPaul and Screwy Lewy Rockwell say so ?
Wow is this your “Howard Dean” moment.
Romney won, and you’re celebrating?
Apparently not. Lew Rockwell is a “junior” - his father, according to Wiki, was a “Taft Republican”. Geo. Rockwell was married twice, but I can find no kids.
Much more fun getting in each other’s faces than defeating Obama and saving the Republic.
Excellent rant - I enjoy colorful invective, pay no attention to the snivelers who pretend to be offended. The rats will be taking off the gloves and giving no quarter in order to destroy whoever the republican candidate will be.
Ok cheerleader now that you know your logic is misplaced just like some fans in the bowl games this series.
Winners in the first quarter or first half ended up losing the game.
But hey, it was a great first half for the losing fans in the end.
Ask huckabee about it.
What do you plan to do to help Santorum get on the VA ballot.
Now put your pompoms down and get back to work.
There is a big battle about to take place and Romney can end up taking this contest while you will be wondering, just like the Georgia fans are wondering, WTF happened.
It’s your money. Who am I to tell you what to do with it ?
That old Paultard canard has been debunked at least a dozen times right here on FR. Only Paulbots and RuPaul's website keep it going.
Find another talking point.
“Couldn’t help but tease you a bit—that’s so like something I would do, LOL!”
No worries!
“Couldn’t help but tease you a bit—that’s so like something I would do, LOL!”
No worries!
Iowa doesn't get to dictate squat. The winner of Iowa doesn't necessarily win the nomination at all. Just ask the Huckster. Bachmann dropped out because her entire campaign was based around doing well in Iowa. She failed, she's out, not Iowa's fault.
Why can't all 50 States vote at the same time like they do for the Presidential race?
Do you seriously not understand why this would be a disaster? If all the states had primaries at the same time, the candidate with the most money would win virtually every time. As they are currently set up, decent candidates with little money can build momentum slowly. Neither Santorum, nor Gingrich or even Cain had much cash or organization - but they all at least had a shot to be successful in Iowa if they played their cards right. Santorum caught the wave, Gingrich got his look and didn't build on it (and failed to defend himself) and Cain imploded.
“It’s refreshing when contrasted with some of the dilettantes around here who ‘want’ to fight but disdain you and don’t want to get mud on their shoes.”
Thank you for the kind words!
“It’s refreshing when contrasted with some of the dilettantes around here who ‘want’ to fight but disdain you and don’t want to get mud on their shoes.”
Thank you for the kind words!
“It’s refreshing when contrasted with some of the dilettantes around here who ‘want’ to fight but disdain you and don’t want to get mud on their shoes.”
Thank you for the kind words!
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