Skip to comments.HEY RINOs AND PAULTARDS! IN YOUR FACE, DORKS!
Posted on 01/04/2012 9:28:40 AM PST by Absolutely Nobama
I must say, the 2012 Iowa Caucus was magnificent.
You see, the good guys won for a change.
Mitt Commie failed and Jew hater Ron Paul was delivered a staggering defeat.
Now, before we get started, let's get a few things clear. Number one, I don't shill for candidates. I have my favorite candidate and you have yours. In this column, I will never tell you who to vote for. I will always tell you who I think is pond scum (like Mitt Commie, like former Obama syocphant Jon Huntsman, and last, and certainly least, Stormfront candidate Ron Paul), but I will never tell you who to vote for. (You're an adult, I trust you'll act accordingly.) Number two, I am fully aware that the Iowa Caucus is not that big of a deal. There's no need to remind me of that. (If you don't believe me, ask President Huckabee.)
The failure of Mitt Commie was mind boggling. Here was a guy with a campaign budget that was bigger than the GDP of El Salvador, who had been campaigning since John McLame's whimpering defeat in 2008, and had a cable news station (FNC, aka the Fox Neocon Channel) in the tank for him, and has a super PAC to do his hatchet work for him.......and yet........he barely beat Rick Santorum by 8 votes. Yep, you read that right, 8 measly votes. (It should be noted, that until very recently, Rick Santorum's campaign was being ignored by everyone not named Mark Levin and had 68 cents and pocket lint to its name.) Even uglier for Mitt Commie was the fact that he was unable to drive a wooden stake into the heart of nemesis Newt Gingrich's campaign. Despite being carpet bombed by Romney's PAC operatives and Establishment hacks, Gingrich placed a respectable fourth and lived to fight another day. In other words---Mitt Commie choked.
Meanwhile, in Red Skull Ron Paul's Fourth Reich, the Paultards are tickled Code Pinko.(Either that, or they're stoned out of their minds yet again.) They think their Fuhrer has won a great victory over the "neocon bankster Zionist war mongers" by placing third. In actuality, this is a resounding, Stalingrad-like defeat for Herr Doktor. See, Iowa laws allow anyone to change their party affiliation at the door of any caucus and vote. So in theory, every liberaltarian, every Green, every 9/11 Truther, every Neo-Nazi, every malcontent, and every so-called "independent" in the state of Iowa could have showed up and dragged the Surrender Monkey's carcass across the finish line. But they didn't. Despite the "money bombs", the "spamming", the "trolling", making pests of themselves on talk radio shows, and other Brownshirt-like behavior, RuPaul (H/T: Mark Levin) and his flunkies have failed and failed big time. Third place in a contest whose rules favor you is a complete and utter joke, much like saying Herr Doktor is a Conservative.
Let me repeat: No, I'm not shilling for anyone (as of yet, I'm still undecided) and yes, I know Iowa's not that big of a deal. However, a win's a win and I'll take 'em any way I can get 'em. If you don't win, you can't keep it classy and say things like this:
HEY RINOs AND PAULTARDS! IN YOUR FACE, DORKS!
Well, I did have to work......
After all, there are millions on welfare depending on my paycheck!
I can assure you, I’m a nobody......
Ego sum persona grata.
Glad you enjoyed it, FRiend!
Mitt Commie developed a wealth redistribution plan that was disguised as health care. Last time I checked, that was socialism and a definite no-no for a capitalist.
RuPaul, according to former aide Eric Dondero has stated that the US should never have gone to war against Germany to save “the Jews”. Last time I checked, that’s being a Jew hater and a definite no-no for a human being.
And calling out this nonsense harms FR in what way, exactly ?
Somehow it slipped by our notice, or perhaps my reading/skimming skills are waning, but it appears that without much fanfare “William Houston” (aka Foulmouthed Paulbot) has met an untimely end.
Rather than the usual blue hued banned page, a click on his name renders a “Requested document does not exist on this server.”
He’s not just been zotted, he’s been obliviated!
That’s the first time I’ve seen a person obliterated whose posting history is still extant.
It was probably left by the mods as a warning to other WRonG Paulistas not to be DORKS!
Oooo...that one is bubblicious! Bu-bu-bye SweetWilliam! :)
Well, you got zotted. You will not be missed Paultard.
I’m so glad he’s gone. He was insufferable!
Same thing happened yesterday. We found a fake soldier who outed himself when he misquoted enlistment facts with his moonbatery.
When an account gets scragged like that, you know the Mods mean business.
Good to see your fetish for pointless vanities hasn’t disappeared in the New Year.
Lol at the replies... Alan put the cheese out on the mousetrap, and they are biting!!!!
You’re in perfect form again today, I see. [smiles]
He did, and they certainly are! Not a bad-sized thread for our wonderful n00b, Alan.
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