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HEY RINOs AND PAULTARDS! IN YOUR FACE, DORKS!
My utter disdain for Mitt Commie and RuPaul | 01/05/12 | Alan Levy

Posted on 01/04/2012 9:28:40 AM PST by Absolutely Nobama

I must say, the 2012 Iowa Caucus was magnificent.

ABSOLUTELY magnificent.

You see, the good guys won for a change.

Mitt Commie failed and Jew hater Ron Paul was delivered a staggering defeat.

Now, before we get started, let's get a few things clear. Number one, I don't shill for candidates. I have my favorite candidate and you have yours. In this column, I will never tell you who to vote for. I will always tell you who I think is pond scum (like Mitt Commie, like former Obama syocphant Jon Huntsman, and last, and certainly least, Stormfront candidate Ron Paul), but I will never tell you who to vote for. (You're an adult, I trust you'll act accordingly.) Number two, I am fully aware that the Iowa Caucus is not that big of a deal. There's no need to remind me of that. (If you don't believe me, ask President Huckabee.)

The failure of Mitt Commie was mind boggling. Here was a guy with a campaign budget that was bigger than the GDP of El Salvador, who had been campaigning since John McLame's whimpering defeat in 2008, and had a cable news station (FNC, aka the Fox Neocon Channel) in the tank for him, and has a super PAC to do his hatchet work for him.......and yet........he barely beat Rick Santorum by 8 votes. Yep, you read that right, 8 measly votes. (It should be noted, that until very recently, Rick Santorum's campaign was being ignored by everyone not named Mark Levin and had 68 cents and pocket lint to its name.) Even uglier for Mitt Commie was the fact that he was unable to drive a wooden stake into the heart of nemesis Newt Gingrich's campaign. Despite being carpet bombed by Romney's PAC operatives and Establishment hacks, Gingrich placed a respectable fourth and lived to fight another day. In other words---Mitt Commie choked.

Meanwhile, in Red Skull Ron Paul's Fourth Reich, the Paultards are tickled Code Pinko.(Either that, or they're stoned out of their minds yet again.) They think their Fuhrer has won a great victory over the "neocon bankster Zionist war mongers" by placing third. In actuality, this is a resounding, Stalingrad-like defeat for Herr Doktor. See, Iowa laws allow anyone to change their party affiliation at the door of any caucus and vote. So in theory, every liberaltarian, every Green, every 9/11 Truther, every Neo-Nazi, every malcontent, and every so-called "independent" in the state of Iowa could have showed up and dragged the Surrender Monkey's carcass across the finish line. But they didn't. Despite the "money bombs", the "spamming", the "trolling", making pests of themselves on talk radio shows, and other Brownshirt-like behavior, RuPaul (H/T: Mark Levin) and his flunkies have failed and failed big time. Third place in a contest whose rules favor you is a complete and utter joke, much like saying Herr Doktor is a Conservative.

Let me repeat: No, I'm not shilling for anyone (as of yet, I'm still undecided) and yes, I know Iowa's not that big of a deal. However, a win's a win and I'll take 'em any way I can get 'em. If you don't win, you can't keep it classy and say things like this:

HEY RINOs AND PAULTARDS! IN YOUR FACE, DORKS!


TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: paulbotzot; romney; ronpaul; ronpaulbotzot; suckstobepaul; suckstoberomney
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To: TheOldLady

Well, I did have to work......

After all, there are millions on welfare depending on my paycheck!

LOL!!!!!


161 posted on 01/04/2012 9:13:37 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: little jeremiah

Thanks, FRiend!


162 posted on 01/04/2012 9:16:26 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: dead

I can assure you, I’m a nobody......

Ego sum persona grata.


163 posted on 01/04/2012 9:26:22 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: hope

Glad you enjoyed it, FRiend!


164 posted on 01/04/2012 10:11:04 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Made In The USA

:)


165 posted on 01/04/2012 10:15:42 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: JustaDumbBlonde

Ummm, noooooooo.....

Mitt Commie developed a wealth redistribution plan that was disguised as health care. Last time I checked, that was socialism and a definite no-no for a capitalist.

RuPaul, according to former aide Eric Dondero has stated that the US should never have gone to war against Germany to save “the Jews”. Last time I checked, that’s being a Jew hater and a definite no-no for a human being.

And calling out this nonsense harms FR in what way, exactly ?


166 posted on 01/04/2012 10:24:06 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama; 50mm; Old Sarge; TheOldLady; WilliamHouston

Somehow it slipped by our notice, or perhaps my reading/skimming skills are waning, but it appears that without much fanfare “William Houston” (aka Foulmouthed Paulbot) has met an untimely end.

Rather than the usual blue hued banned page, a click on his name renders a “Requested document does not exist on this server.”

He’s not just been zotted, he’s been obliviated!


167 posted on 01/04/2012 11:53:47 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi; Absolutely Nobama

That’s the first time I’ve seen a person obliterated whose posting history is still extant.

http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:williamhouston/index?brevity=full;tab=comments

It was probably left by the mods as a warning to other WRonG Paulistas not to be DORKS!


168 posted on 01/05/2012 3:52:42 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: WilliamHouston; shibumi; darkwing104; 50mm; stephenjohnbanker; SunkenCiv; humblegunner; Allegra; ...


So long, WilliamHouston (Posting History)

Hat Tip to Sensei

Snide, annoying WRonG Paul fan gets obliterated with extreme prejudice for spewing MSM dogma about Republicans





GWB's approval rating now much higher than yours


Thank you JoeProBono

FReepmail TheOldLady to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.

169 posted on 01/05/2012 4:51:25 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: TheOldLady

Oooo...that one is bubblicious! Bu-bu-bye SweetWilliam! :)


170 posted on 01/05/2012 5:01:55 AM PST by LUV W (This tagline reserved for a hero.......)
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To: WilliamHouston

Well, you got zotted. You will not be missed Paultard.


171 posted on 01/05/2012 5:43:50 AM PST by Clara Lou (nObama, noRomney, noPaul, noBachmann, noSantorum . . .)
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To: LUV W

I’m so glad he’s gone. He was insufferable!


172 posted on 01/05/2012 5:59:09 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: shibumi; Absolutely Nobama; 50mm; Old Sarge; TheOldLady

Same thing happened yesterday. We found a fake soldier who outed himself when he misquoted enlistment facts with his moonbatery.

When an account gets scragged like that, you know the Mods mean business.


173 posted on 01/05/2012 7:22:43 AM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Good to see your fetish for pointless vanities hasn’t disappeared in the New Year.


174 posted on 01/05/2012 8:09:04 AM PST by jmc813
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To: Old Sarge

Lol at the replies... Alan put the cheese out on the mousetrap, and they are biting!!!!


175 posted on 01/05/2012 8:32:09 AM PST by gibsosa
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To: Old Sarge

[nodding] Indeed.


176 posted on 01/05/2012 8:37:03 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: TheOldLady
dork indeed


177 posted on 01/05/2012 8:45:34 AM PST by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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To: bigdirty

Indeed, FRiend.


178 posted on 01/05/2012 8:50:52 AM PST by gibsosa
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To: Godzilla

You’re in perfect form again today, I see. [smiles]


179 posted on 01/05/2012 8:57:57 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: gibsosa; Old Sarge; Absolutely Nobama

He did, and they certainly are! Not a bad-sized thread for our wonderful n00b, Alan.


180 posted on 01/05/2012 9:01:03 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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