Do You Suffer From Premature Pull-Out Syndrome?

The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 01/12/12 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Are you a conservative man? Does every news story on the Republican primaries cause inexplicable knee jerk reactions? Are you beginning the long, painful symptoms of carpal tunnel from commenting too much on political forums? Are you having panic attacks at the thought of a Mitt Romney victory in South Carolina? Have the words, “Santorum has got to drop out…he’s splitting the conservative vote,” or “it’s finished,” become part of your everyday lexicon?

If you’ve answered yes to all of these questions, you’re likely a man that suffers from ‘Premature Pull-Out Syndrome.’ But you’re not alone.

[writer33]

Satire ping!

[SuzyQue]

It’s a dirty little secret, but women can suffer from this terrible malady, too.

[Utmost Certainty]

Hahahaha. So true.

"Oh, God. DeMint just said, “Romney may pull it off in South Carolina.” This is disastrous. It’s all over. FUMR. Santorum’s got to get out…he’s splitting the conservative vote. Romney guarantees Obama. Get out, Santorum. Get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Springman]

Shouldn't read your article while listening to a Boston Medical Group commercial, I get confused, should I take a pill or let my wife kick my a**?

[Randy Larsen]

Guilty!

I tend to get banned if I linger a little to long!

[writer33]

We’ll keep that between us then. LOL!

[writer33]

You should go for option B. You’ll both enjoy it. LOL!

[writer33]

LOL!

[writer33]

:-)

[writer33]

Ping!

[Engedi]

it’s all one big circle jerk...

[writer33]

LOL!

[Colonel_Flagg]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, and heck no. :)

[writer33]

:-)

[Randy Larsen]

The republicans seem to want to jerk all of us around!

Makes me mad when they want to use MY hand to accomplish it!

I hate the divide and conquer routine they use every 2 years.

[Yaelle]

I hope Santorum stays in a long time! He is as trustworthy as a Trojan warrior! Newt and Romney are the untrustworthy methods.

[writer33]

Yes, indeed.

[GeronL]

bump

[bigbob]

What - don’t you believe that having racked up 12 electoral votes out of the 1144 needed to win the nomination (two more than a man most people view as barking nuts), Mitt Romney doesn’t have this thing locked-up?