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"Only Ron Paul.....Only Ron Paul......"
My borderline personality disorder | 1/14/12 | Alan Levy

Posted on 01/14/2012 7:27:09 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama

When one chooses to waste his valuable time on God's green (and not to mention cooling) earth by speaking to a Paultard, without fail, the following words will be spoken or typed:

"Only Ron Paul....."

"Ron Paul is the only....."

The above lines are usually followed with an absurd claim, like "Only Ron Paul understands the Constitution!" or "Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who can break Wayne Gretzky's scoring records while teaching Gordon Ramsay how to cook!". (Some of the more hardcore cultists would never take their political savior's name in vain and only refer to the old Jew hater as "Dr. Paul". Yes, that's as creepy as it sounds.)Usually, this is always my cue to go into Verbal Assault Mode. To me, nonsensical rambling like this is like Wolverine's claws against Glenn Beck's chalkboard at its best and narcotics-induced insanity at its worst. I can tolerate a whole lot of things, but attempts by a mental deficient to spread vapid propaganda are not among them.

However, today is different. Today, I'm feeling intellectually lazy. In fact, I feel so intellectually lazy that I'm going to lower myself and use Paultardspeak. Ready ? Here we go:

•Only Ron Paul is mentally ill enough to think Iran should have nuclear weapons.

•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who voted to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

•Only Ron Paul thinks traditional marriage shouldn't be defended by a Constitutional amendment.

•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate that thinks 9/11 was America's fault.

•Only Ron Paul thinks anarchist (and Cindy Sheehan's main squeeze) Screwy Lewy Rockwell is a genius.

•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who teamed up with the detestable Bawney Fwank to gut the military under the direction of Reichsfuhrer $oros's Progressivevik minions.

•Only Ron Paul thinks legalizing heroin and prostitution are Conservative values.

•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who's as vile as Mitt Commie and former Obama sycophant Jon Huntsman.

•Only Ron Paul is willing to be seen with Space Man Dennis Kucinich in public.

•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who would not have gone to war with Nazi Germany to "save the Jews".

•Only Ron Paul thinks accepting money from Stormfront is a good idea.

•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate that had his own moonbat newsletter that claimed Mossad bombed the World Trade Center in 1993 and the federal government created the AIDS virus.

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Your move, Paultards....No, really. It's your move. Put down the bongs already.


TOPICS: Politics
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1 posted on 01/14/2012 7:27:25 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama
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2 posted on 01/14/2012 7:31:03 PM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: TheOldLady; Old Sarge; MestaMachine; TitansAFC; little jeremiah; mnehring; shibumi; wagglebee; ...

Ping!


3 posted on 01/14/2012 7:32:46 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: MrEdd

Here’s the real question: Who’s whackier ? RuPaul or his storm troopers ?


4 posted on 01/14/2012 7:34:22 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

I like it. The more over the top the comments are, the better.


5 posted on 01/14/2012 7:35:46 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (The party of Liberty - The GOP. Join today!!)
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To: RKBA Democrat

Dispute on thing that I’ve written. Just one.


6 posted on 01/14/2012 7:37:41 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

“Dispute one thing that I’ve written. Just one.”

Why waste the time or the bandwidth? You’ve already shown your hand. I’m perfectly happy to have others judge your comments just as they are.


7 posted on 01/14/2012 7:44:00 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (The party of Liberty - The GOP. Join today!!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Dear Absolutely Nobama:

If I give you a rational explanation or refutation of the assertions you make in your post, will you change your mind and publicly renounce your anti-Ron Paul position, and pledge to support him?

Is there any amount of evidence or rational explanation that will change your mind?

I’d like to know the answers to these questions before I spend the time to develop the answers to your allegations.

Thank you.


8 posted on 01/14/2012 7:44:18 PM PST by TIElniff (Autonomy is the guise of every graceless heart.)
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To: MrEdd

The photoshop job is actually pretty good. Your own work?

(BTW. Full disclosre: I am a supporter of the Paul faction).


9 posted on 01/14/2012 7:45:45 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (The party of Liberty - The GOP. Join today!!)
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To: RKBA Democrat

Whatever. Your Fuhrer is going down.


10 posted on 01/14/2012 7:47:44 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

===Dispute on thing that I’ve written. Just one.===
This one:
•Only Ron Paul thinks traditional marriage shouldn’t be defended by a Constitutional amendment.

Logic tells me there must be others. I don’t think Ron Paul is capable of stopping it all by himself.


11 posted on 01/14/2012 7:47:56 PM PST by running_dog_lackey
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To: Allegra

Ping!


12 posted on 01/14/2012 7:48:46 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Ron Paul; they’re coming to take me away:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4


13 posted on 01/14/2012 7:48:55 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (I love how the FR spellchecker doesn't recognize the word "Obama")
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To: Absolutely Nobama

This week: Buy one, get 99 free!

14 posted on 01/14/2012 7:49:03 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: running_dog_lackey

“Logic tells me there must be others.”

Sure. We call them “Democrats”.


15 posted on 01/14/2012 7:51:05 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: TIElniff

“Is there any amount of evidence or rational explanation that will change your mind?”

No, I don’t vote for Jew haters who team up with Bawney Fwank and George $oros to gut the military.

Maybe crap like that flies at Code Pinko rallies, but not with me.


16 posted on 01/14/2012 7:54:46 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Another defender of the status quo outs herself. 15.3 trillion in debt and growing.


17 posted on 01/14/2012 7:57:26 PM PST by jpsb
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To: HereInTheHeartland

I think that was RuRu’s concession speech in Iowa.


18 posted on 01/14/2012 7:59:11 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: jpsb

And what did Der Fuhrer do about it, exactly ?


19 posted on 01/14/2012 8:00:20 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

“Your Fuhrer is going down.”

Fuhrer? LOL!

Please. Tell us some more.


20 posted on 01/14/2012 8:01:41 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (The party of Liberty - The GOP. Join today!!)
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Paulbots:

I’m still waiting for one of you to dispute the facts I’ve laid out in the post.


21 posted on 01/14/2012 8:02:49 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Question: “Is there any amount of evidence or rational explanation that will change your mind?”

Answer: “No, I don’t vote for Jew haters who team up with Bawney Fwank and George $oros to gut the military.”

So, tell me why I should spend any time trying to refute your allegations when your mind is already made up. “The open mind,” wrote Wittaker Chambers, “is always closed on one end.”


22 posted on 01/14/2012 8:05:21 PM PST by TIElniff (Autonomy is the guise of every graceless heart.)
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To: RKBA Democrat

Iowa is a virtually an open primary state. New Hampshire is an open primary state. Funny how RuPaul didn’t win either, isn’t it ?


23 posted on 01/14/2012 8:06:13 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: TIElniff

Sorry, I’m not open to comitting treason by voting for Tehran Paul.


24 posted on 01/14/2012 8:08:00 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

You and your ilk are bankrupting the country and enabling an elitist police state, enjoy.


25 posted on 01/14/2012 8:10:29 PM PST by jpsb
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To: Absolutely Nobama

“I’m still waiting for one of you to dispute the facts I’ve laid out in the post.”

And we’re eagerly awaiting your next over-the-top comment.

Please. Just one more before I call it a night?


26 posted on 01/14/2012 8:10:49 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (The party of Liberty - The GOP. Join today!!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

===Sorry, I’m not open to comitting treason by voting for Tehran Paul.===

So now it’s a capital offense to vote for Paul?


27 posted on 01/14/2012 8:12:51 PM PST by running_dog_lackey
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To: jpsb

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Why can’t Screwy Lewy Rockwell train you folks better ?


28 posted on 01/14/2012 8:13:12 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who would not have gone to war with Nazi Germany to "save the Jews".

I'm no Ron Paul bot by any means but I value truth in history. We did not "go to war to save the Jews," and I don't know one serious candidate who says we did, or says we should have. Can you provide any evidence of another candidate saying we should have "gone to war with Nazi Germany to save the Jews? " I'd really like to see it.

29 posted on 01/14/2012 8:13:24 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: RKBA Democrat

Ron Paul is a Jew hating traitor.

Have a nice evening!


30 posted on 01/14/2012 8:14:46 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: RKBA Democrat

Ron Paul is a Jew hating traitor.

Have a nice evening!


31 posted on 01/14/2012 8:15:25 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

“Sorry, I’m not open to comitting treason by voting for Tehran Paul.”

Ho hum. Ad hominem arguments and loaded words don’t contribute much to a rational discussion. You should try to neutralize your rhetoric if you are interested in a real discussion.

But, of course, I understand that you are not interested in a real discussion, only in vituperation and innuendo, since your mind is already made up.


32 posted on 01/14/2012 8:15:54 PM PST by TIElniff (Autonomy is the guise of every graceless heart.)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

“Iowa is a virtually an open primary state. New Hampshire is an open primary state. Funny how RuPaul didn’t win either, isn’t it ?”

Well, most states are open primary states. Is this an issue of concern for you? Don’t see that it’s all that important given that it’s very easy to change party preference even in those states that have a closed primary. Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos” showed this.

But the hour is late and I’d really like just one more keeper comment to chuckle about.


33 posted on 01/14/2012 8:17:51 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (The party of Liberty - The GOP. Join today!!)
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To: hinckley buzzard

Ron Paul thinks that’s the only reason we entered WWII according to former staffer Eric Dondero.

Didja ever notice the antisemitic skeletons that keep falling out of Ron Paul’s closets ?


34 posted on 01/14/2012 8:19:34 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

“Ron Paul is a Jew hating traitor.”

That’s good. Thanks!!

You have a very good night as well. See you next time.


35 posted on 01/14/2012 8:20:21 PM PST by RKBA Democrat (The party of Liberty - The GOP. Join today!!)
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To: TIElniff

No, I’d rather call out Jew haters and Islamic apologists instead.


36 posted on 01/14/2012 8:21:08 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: RKBA Democrat

“Well, most states are open primary states.”

Not true at all, Paulbot. Trust me on this: Lewrockwell.com and the Daily Paul are not good sources of info.


37 posted on 01/14/2012 8:26:26 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

“No, I’d rather call out Jew haters and Islamic apologists instead.”

Assuming that you know who is who, and what constitutes hatred for Jews and what constitutes apologies for Islam.

How did you determine such things? By what standard did you judge? Are you sure you have judged correctly?

Beware that the standard you judge by will the standard that you will be judged by.


38 posted on 01/14/2012 8:30:50 PM PST by TIElniff (Autonomy is the guise of every graceless heart.)
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To: TIElniff

You’re kidding, right ?


39 posted on 01/14/2012 8:36:46 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama
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40 posted on 01/14/2012 8:38:01 PM PST by baddog 219
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To: baddog 219

:)


41 posted on 01/14/2012 8:40:31 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

‘You’re kidding, right ?”

Kidding? about what? What makes you think I’m kidding?

No, I’m not kidding. I think you need to give me a serious answer to my questions. And I think you need to give serious consideration to your position in these discussions.

It appears to me that you lack any kind of epistemological self-consciousness about your arguments, and that’s why you resort to ad hominem arguments and loaded terms rather than rational arguments.


42 posted on 01/14/2012 8:45:53 PM PST by TIElniff (Autonomy is the guise of every graceless heart.)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

There needs to be a poster of Ron Paul...

using the great words in “Lemony Snickets”...,

“Mayor of Crazy Town”


43 posted on 01/14/2012 8:48:43 PM PST by LtKerst (Lt Kerst)
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To: TIElniff

No, I’m NOT voting for a crackpot who thinks 9/11 is America’s fault. No, I’m NOT voting for a Jew hater who wishes Israel never existed. No, there’s no way I’m voting for someone who teams up with Code Pinko and George $oros.

What’s so difficult to understand ?


44 posted on 01/14/2012 8:50:05 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: LtKerst

You know it!


45 posted on 01/14/2012 8:52:32 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Why don’t you answer my questions instead of just repeating the same assertions without any evidence, proof, or argument?

What’s so difficult to understand is why you think ad hominem arguments and loaded terms constitute argument? We can discuss all these allegations, but not until we agree on a standard to judge by and an assurance that arguments will be taken seriously. Otherwise we are just wasting time.

It’s fun to spar with you over these issues, but at some point we have to stop sparring and get down to good, hard, arguments. I’m ready whenever you are, but not until we come to some agreement about the terms of the debate.


46 posted on 01/14/2012 8:58:25 PM PST by TIElniff (Autonomy is the guise of every graceless heart.)
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To: TIElniff

What’s to discuss ? Ron Paul’s newsletters say it all, don’t they ?


47 posted on 01/14/2012 9:00:01 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Well, there are more cultfollowers, so..... Maybe numbers outweigh the leader? If they were on a balance scale?


48 posted on 01/14/2012 9:00:26 PM PST by little jeremiah (We will have to go through hell to get out of hell)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

“What’s to discuss ? Ron Paul’s newsletters say it all, don’t they ?”

I don’t know. What do they say? and how does that apply? Name something specific, so that we will have something to discuss.


49 posted on 01/14/2012 9:04:15 PM PST by TIElniff (Autonomy is the guise of every graceless heart.)
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To: little jeremiah

It’s a vicious cycle of lib-ism and homosexual agenda pushing, that’s for sure.


50 posted on 01/14/2012 9:05:32 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (NO COMPROMISE! NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER! I AM A CONSERVATIVE! CASE CLOSED!)
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