DUmmie FUnnies 01-16-12 ("Iran would be stupid not to develop an atomic weapon")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 16, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[mikrofon]

You know, I respect a politician who runs for office just so that he can judge a beauty pageant. That's a platform I can get behind

Or in front of, as the case may be....

[TheOldLady]

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[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I think it’s great that your cousin Chile wants to meet with Miss Venezuela contestants and help shape their future ;).

[SoothingDave]

His name is Chile, living in Venezuela, and born in Colombia. I often joked if any of his MANY wives were named Argentina, Bolivia, or Peru.

You need to have wives to disprove Uruguay.

[kingu]

Used chemical weapons on neighbors. CHECK
Funds terrorism that mainly targets Arabs. CHECK
Extremists regularly become human bombs to kill more Arabs. CHECK

Will Iran use their nukes on Israel? I’d probably put more money on them using it to flatten Mecca. No one kills more Muslims each and every day than Muslims.

[Argus]

we would never actually use our nuclear weapons on innocent people...oh, wait.

I guess DUmmie means the innocent people who kicked off WWII in the Pacific with harmless frolics like the Rape of Nanking and the Bataan Death March.

[Condor51]

Does the US arsenal of nuclear weapons give it free reign to threaten its neighbors?

You're darn right DUmmie, it sure does. How do you think we've kept Canada at bay.

Those Loyalists we kicked out and the Frogs in Quebec have been wanting to invade the USA and get even with us since 1790!

It's only been through our overwhelming military might and arsenal of Nukes that's kept us from becoming another 'Crown Colony' and ...(cue spooky music) ... having the Metric System!

So the hoser Canucks have been getting their revenge all these years the only way they can .....
HOCKEY!
...

[FDNYRHEROES]

Does the US arsenal of nuclear weapons give it free reign to threaten its neighbors?

Hey Canada...put up all the border fences you want...we'll just nuke them down again, maybe take out Detroit for good measure...