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DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-12 (Brewer Is Simply . . . One Poke Over the Line)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 26, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 01/26/2012 10:50:12 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

Kneel before Barack! Bow to Obama! Our President must be treated with the UTMOST respect at all times!

Now say you are a governor of a state and you come out to greet the President at the airport, even though he is a member of the other party and his policies are hurting your state, and you meet him on the tarmac, but then you get into a bit of a heated back-and-forth with him, and in the course of the argument you DARE to raise your finger toward him for a moment, and a photographer with a zoom lens snaps a picture of it, and you are a Rethuglican, and you are white, and you are a woman, and your skin is somwhat wrinkly from being 67 years old and living in Arizona, and your chin is a little pointy--well THEN, you must be a RACIST, a WITCH, and a B*TCH!

The DUmmies are laying this kind of a beating on Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, who dared to diss Dear Leader. Multiple threads at the DUmp to choose from; we'll go with this THREAD, "Did I just see that crazy woman Brewer sticking her finger in Obama's face?" and this THREAD, "Arizona Governer Waives her Finger in the president's face."

Of course, the FUnnie thing here is the gross HYPOCRISY of the DUmmies. They themselves were OK with "disrespecting the President" when it was Chimpy McBushitler. They themselves have criticized Obama for being too centrist, and that's OK, but if Republicans criticize Obama, it must be because they're racist. The DUmmies decry sexism in others, but they themselves unleash sexist attacks on Governor Brewer. Hypocrisy, thy name is DUmmie!

Before we get to the DUmmies, though, here's a brief report on what happened on the tarmac:

It was clear from the moment they greeted one another on the tarmac that this wouldn’t me your typical grip and grin. At one point, she was pointing her finger at him, and at another, they were talking at the same time, seemingly over each other. Then he appeared to walk away from her while she was still talking.

It started when she handed him a letter and said she was inviting him to meet with her. The president replied that he’d be glad to meet with her again “but did note that after their last meeting, a cordial discussion in the Oval Office, the governor inaccurately described the meeting in her book,” a senior administration official said.

He was referring to her book, “Scorpions for Breakfast,” which is harshly critical of the president. The pair has clashed sharply on immigration policy, with the Obama administration suing Arizona to block its enforcement measure. In the book, she described an Oval Office meeting, and claimed he was lecturing and patronizing, something the White House says is not true.

So let us now hear from the DUmmies, in high DUdgeon and in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, proud to note that Governor Brewer is a fellow Missouri Synod Lutheran, is in the [brackets]:

Did I just see that crazy woman Brewer sticking her finger in Obama's face?

[She's a crazy woman and a racist!]

She is evil!

[Redundant. She's a Rethuglican.]

He should bite it off.

[Finger food.]

but I'd be afraid of getting rabies.

[. . . said the barking moonbat, frothing at the mouth.]

He should have headbutt her..might have knocked some sense into her.

[I like headbutts and I cannot lie . . .]

What a f***ing shrill harpy!!!

[DUmmieland is a sexism-free zone.]

Such disrespect, it's unreal.

[Eight years of spewing rage and venom at Bush: Perfectly fine. Eight seconds of raising a finger to Obama: Unbelievable! Inexcusable!]

I can't remember a president consistently treated with this much disrespect.

[Google "democraticunderground.com," within a date range of January 20, 2001, and January 20, 2009--any thread, it doesn't matter--and it may jog your memory.]

this has been over the top. . . .

[Brewer is simply . . . one poke over the line.]

She looks like the Wicked Witch of the West.

[She's a witch! BURRRRN her!!!]

I read lips ... she said ... "How DARE you be President while black!!!" Then it appears that Obama responded with ... "B*tch, please ... "

[She's a witch AND a b*tch!]

The look on his face seems to be saying 'thanks for your highly valued opinion insane person. BTW your dentures are falling out again.'

[Speaking tooth to power!]

I would have loved to see two or three SS men deck her.

[Feel the love!]

What's that about indefinite detention? Take her now.

[Gitmo, then The Hague!]

Arizona Governer Waives her Finger in the president's face

[DUmmie postor waves her write to a dictionery.]

Why are the Republican leaders in this country so farkin' disrespectful??

[Those Rethuglican leaders are a bunch of farkin' b*st*rds!! We HATES them!!]

These Repukes need to get a few lessons in how to treat a sitting President. . . .

[I guess Chimpus Khan never sat down.]

I'd like to wave my middle finger at Jan.

[Surprised Barry didn't . . .]

Did she call him "Boy"?

[Let's jump on her for things she DIDN'T do!]

I want to rip her finger off and shove it up her @ss.

[benburch says, "Here! Over here, please!"]

That wrinkled up old battleaxe needs to go away.

[Go back to the Axes of Evil!]

"Condescending": Code for "uppity Negro", I'm quite confident in this case.

[Who does that shrill harpy battleaxe b*tch think she is??]

She's a witch!!!! Look at that chin!!

[Somebody get a duck!]

The problem with that picture is that it doesn't include two rather large Secret Service guys removing her limp lifeless body from the tarmac.

[DUmmie ashling, in a field loaded with many worthy candidates, YOU take the cake for today's Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award®! Congratulations!

She has an incredibly pointy chin. What up wit dat?

[The witch is pointing her CHIN at him, too! Unbelievable!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: arizona; brewer; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama
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1 posted on 01/26/2012 10:50:25 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IB4TP!


2 posted on 01/26/2012 10:51:25 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 01/26/2012 10:55:20 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Barry Got Fingered.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

T10

B2R


4 posted on 01/26/2012 10:56:58 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Top 10 as usual!


5 posted on 01/26/2012 10:57:53 AM PST by Poser (Cogito ergo Spam - I think, therefore I ham)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Here's the book that peeved Obama so much. :)
6 posted on 01/26/2012 10:59:42 AM PST by pogo101
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To: Charles Henrickson

Fun for later.


7 posted on 01/26/2012 11:01:27 AM PST by Tenacious 1
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To: pogo101

8 posted on 01/26/2012 11:04:23 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Barry Got Fingered.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Here’s what Barry doesn’t understand...

We are the United STATES of America. That means the States do not answer to the Federal government but vice-a-versa.


9 posted on 01/26/2012 11:05:22 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

10 posted on 01/26/2012 11:07:06 AM PST by Eaker (Remember, the enemy tends to wise up at the least convenient moments.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

One day I’ll make the top 10. I swear I will.

If they think she was disrespectful, I wonder what they would think when my family friends and I talk about him. Their heads would explode. Seriously!


11 posted on 01/26/2012 11:13:11 AM PST by mojitojoe (SCOTUS.... think about that when you decide to sit home and pout because your candidate didn't win)
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To: Eaker

LOL! Consider that pic snagged...


12 posted on 01/26/2012 11:14:44 AM PST by mojitojoe (SCOTUS.... think about that when you decide to sit home and pout because your candidate didn't win)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

For someone who has never had a job and someone who is supposed to know the Constitution, barry the zero has always had a very corporate view of his role.

From the beginning it was clear he thought he was the CFO of the USA, with the Senators as Executive VPs reporting to him and the House and Governors as Directors, also reporting to him, with we the people reporting to them.

Even in his SOTU, he acts as if the Congress owes him some kind of fealty.

When you understand this as his perspective, a lot his behavior makes sense. Especially his stomping away when he sees one of “his employees” DARE to talk back to him.

I would love to tell him to his face, “you report to ME, a$$wipe!”


13 posted on 01/26/2012 11:15:52 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
"We are the United STATES of America. That means the States do not answer to the Federal government but vice-a-versa."

I believe that for the first 150 years or so our nation referred to itself as "The United States IN America" and not OF America. It does kind of change how you look at the federal government when you think about it.

14 posted on 01/26/2012 11:22:56 AM PST by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nice to see you’re still with us, Charles!


15 posted on 01/26/2012 11:26:58 AM PST by SandyInSeattle (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface)
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To: Charles Henrickson
KLBJ in Austin had this as a sidebar topic today. You'd be surprised how many conservatives called and were in support of the Gov. I am so sick and tired of the thug in chief thinking he is untouchable.
Other parts of my comment are censored by Arrowhead1952

16 posted on 01/26/2012 11:49:06 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I read lips ... she said ... "How DARE you be President while black!!!" Then it appears that Obama responded with ... "B*tch, please ... "

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17 posted on 01/26/2012 11:55:55 AM PST by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Maybe she could have thrown a shoe at him - no doubt that would have gotten applause from the DU ant farm.


18 posted on 01/26/2012 12:07:21 PM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I can't remember a president consistently treated with this much disrespect.

[Google "democraticunderground.com," within a date range of January 20, 2001, and January 20, 2009--any thread, it doesn't matter--and it may jog your memory.]

either the people at DU have short term memory loss or they were smoking pot that fried their brain cells...

I doubt they were busy WORKING!!!

19 posted on 01/26/2012 12:21:51 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (http://www.metropcs.If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’d have said to him “You’re in the State of Arizona at our pleasure. That makes you a guest here, and at the mercy of our laws. May I see your original birth certificate, please?”.


20 posted on 01/26/2012 1:32:03 PM PST by bcsco
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