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Homeland Security on Lookout for “Militia Extremists” (Satire)
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Feb 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/14/2012 10:31:20 AM PST by John Semmens

A recently issued lexicon from the Department of Homeland Security warns law enforcement personnel to be on the lookout for what it calls “militia extremists.”

Militia extremists were described as “persons who exhibit an undue suspicion of government as manifested in statements that evince an inordinate reverence for the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, especially provisions protecting the rights to freedom of speech, bearing arms, and bars to so-called unreasonable search.”

Law enforcement officers were advised to “keep such persons under close surveillance” and to “not hesitate to act if they perceive a threat. Let’s not forget that the worst threats to our government may come from within.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/02/10/white-house-dictates-compromise-on-contraception-mandate/


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: constitution; extremists; satire; security
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1 posted on 02/14/2012 10:31:33 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

This would include anyone in the NRA or the Republican Party.


2 posted on 02/14/2012 10:37:19 AM PST by Beowulf9
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To: John Semmens
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I don't know nuthin.
3 posted on 02/14/2012 10:38:54 AM PST by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: John Semmens
“persons who exhibit an undue suspicion of government as manifested in statements that evince an inordinate reverence for the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, especially provisions protecting the rights to freedom of speech, bearing arms, and bars to so-called unreasonable search.”

They have GOT to be $h!tting us.

Those are the kind of words that will do nothing but foment revolution. Perhaps that is what they want.

Oh well. I guess I'll have to refrain from donning the ACUs until the shootin' starts.

4 posted on 02/14/2012 10:40:02 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Do all He commands. Receive all He promises.)
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To: John Semmens

one word —> s.t.e.a.l.t.h.


5 posted on 02/14/2012 10:40:27 AM PST by xtinct (The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you..Be Strong Patriots!)
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To: Mrs. B.S. Roberts; CaptainAmiigaf
Do you believe this crap?

The first thing that came to mind for me?


6 posted on 02/14/2012 10:42:43 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Do all He commands. Receive all He promises.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Basically all white conservative Americans who support the constitution should be under surveillance from the government at all times. It’s a brave new world.

When will the US government turn its weapons on the American people is the question we need to be asking. Probably sooner than you think.


7 posted on 02/14/2012 10:42:43 AM PST by bigdirty
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Obama and friends would love nothing more than for a white conservative to attack a government target ala Anders Breivik. They could institute martial law and take away your rights and 50% of the population aka democrats would cheer for it and rat out their republican/conservative neighbors to the government/police.


8 posted on 02/14/2012 10:44:46 AM PST by bigdirty
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
semi-satire
9 posted on 02/14/2012 10:45:19 AM PST by Sawdring
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To: bigdirty
When will the US government turn its weapons on the American people is the question we need to be asking. Probably sooner than you think.

The fact that this message is being sent to local law enforcement indicates to me that DHS needs local law enforcement to implement their traitorous deeds.

However, as far as local LEOs go...they is us. I doubt they'll all see this as a directive they'll follow. I'd be willing to bet it will garner a goodly number of guffaws, chortles and snorts among that cadre.

10 posted on 02/14/2012 10:46:18 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Do all He commands. Receive all He promises.)
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To: John Semmens

I clicked on this to observe the responses.


11 posted on 02/14/2012 10:47:07 AM PST by lurk
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To: John Semmens

Bin Laden’s dead...and”The Tea Party”, when elected, will defund them.


12 posted on 02/14/2012 10:48:27 AM PST by mo
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To: John Semmens

“..that evince an inordinate reverence for the Constitution ..”

who establishes what is the “inordinate reverence”?


13 posted on 02/14/2012 10:48:57 AM PST by cambyses
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To: Sawdring
semi-satire

Curses! Hoodwinked again!

Am am always the first to be sucked in by these satirical pieces.

Once again, proudly posting before reading the entire article since 1999.

14 posted on 02/14/2012 10:49:07 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Do all He commands. Receive all He promises.)
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To: John Semmens

Golly, from this language you’d think anyone in elected or appointed office, law enforcment or the military swore an oath to protect the governemnt.

However, not a one has ever done so, rather, we all swore oaths “to protect and defend the US Constitution (and perhaps state constitutions)from all enemies, foriegn and domestic....”

No mention of a “government” is there?


15 posted on 02/14/2012 10:51:25 AM PST by Manly Warrior (US ARMY (Ret), "No Free Lunches for the Dogs of War" (my spelling is generally korrect!))
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, right?


16 posted on 02/14/2012 10:51:52 AM PST by Sawdring
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To: John Semmens

I’m sure the British authorities were doing the same prior to Lexington too.


17 posted on 02/14/2012 10:53:04 AM PST by texson66 ("Mr Obama, tear down this wall of bureaucratic opression of freedom!")
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Comrade, all the LEO’s have police union commissars assigned to their stations to monitor and report on those disloyal to the regimne that keeps the unions in the style to which they have become accustomed.

At best I believe you will see some LEO’s chagrined at what they are forced to do to normal citizens, but they will do as they are ordered.


18 posted on 02/14/2012 11:09:49 AM PST by silverleaf (Funny how all the people who are for abortion are already born)
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To: John Semmens
In statement after statement, the Department shows that it is designed to suppress traditional American values, cultural norms & independent thought. Someone with time on their hands, would spend it well compiling a dossier on the various pronouncements, warnings, memos & directives of these bureaucrats, to demonstrate the very clear pattern that is now emerging.

We ignore this at our peril.

William Flax

19 posted on 02/14/2012 11:10:38 AM PST by Ohioan
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To: John Semmens
Folks, this is

Satire!

20 posted on 02/14/2012 11:13:23 AM PST by BwanaNdege (Man has often lost his way, but modern man has lost his address - Gilbert K. Chesterton)
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