Skip to comments.Let Me Be Clear!
Posted on 02/15/2012 12:20:59 PM PST by zippythepinhead
El Presidente had issued is edict and it is out of the closet. "Let me be clear, I will do whatever I want, when I want, by passing Congress, the Courts, The Supreme Court, for the good of the American People, whether they want it or not. Sometimes, I must make the tough decisions for you. These decisions may be hard to swallow, like overspending, laying off military personnel, and crony capitalisim. Let me be clear. Parents know better than their children. Therefore I as your President, will do anything to hold onto power till the course I have laid out for the nation is complete. The Constitution may have to take a back seat to what I see the nation needs. I know this may be illegal. But life can be a bitch, and I would know that being closely associated with many. So I will golf, and you will work until we have reached the America Reagan eschewed and Gorbachev would be proud of. Thank you and Allah Bless Amerika."
Now these are not el Presidente's actual words, but they might as well be. Look around at the news, his statements, the statements of his minions etc. Does my hypothetical speech seem all that unreal?
Let me be clear! I cannot be clear unless I read word for word from a teleprompter.
Whenever I hear Zero say “Now let me be clear” I know that he is about to lie again. In poker it’s called a “tell”.
I must consult with Michelle and Bill for my next response. Now let me be clear. I am not brushing you off. I am...taking a minute to consult my uh...cabinet..uh....wife..uh...
Have you also noted his eyes go beedy?
Oh, and eat your peas.
The only “clear” I want that jackass to be is CLEAR of the White House!
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