Posted on 02/27/2012 7:25:32 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Remember that hypocritical RANT by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT last year about conservatives supposedly engaged in hate rhetoric in the wake of the Gabby Giffords shooting? It has the height of hypocrisy not only because it was completely wrong but because it turned out that Pitt himself had been banned for threatening extreme violence upon a homeless woman, Bobo the Hobo. Well, take a look at this sanity-challenged KOmmie THREAD with the krazed title of "Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**..." And believe me, as you shall see, the rabid frothing of the text is definitely in keeping with the hate-filled title.
However, before we go further, and since I mentioned WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, I have a special treat for you in the form of a MENDACITY ALERT. Here is a QUOTE by Pitt in which he proudly boasts of his descent from William Pitt the Elder who, along with his son, was a British Prime Minister:
"I am a direct descendant of Pitt the Elder on my father's side. His father, my grandfather, became a genealogist after he retired from medicine, and traced our family all the way back to the 1600s."
Well, I checked WIKIPEDIA and double checked it against other sources and there are NO direct descendants of William Pitt the Elder named Pitt. William Pitt the Elder had three sons. Son William Pitt the Younger, also a Prime Minister, never married and had no children. Son John Pitt did marry but had no children. Finally, a third son, James Charles Pitt, died at the age of 19 or 20 and had NO CHILDREN. I even checked on the two daughters of William Pitt the Elder on the off-chance that they had sons to whom they gave the Pitt name. Nope. The daughters all had daughters...none with the Pitt last name. Therefore, in recognition of the extreme mendacity of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT, including his "scoop" about Karl Rove being indicted on May 12, 2006, I am recommending that Pitt be appointed to the position of Press Secretary for the Elizabeth Warren campaign in MA. Oh, and Warren can get a really good recommendation on Pitt's loyalty from his previous employer, Dennis Kucinich. Hee! Hee!
And now we plunge down to the depths of insanity and watch the KOmmies howl at the moon in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who claims to be a direct descendant of Roderick the Ridiculous who was the court jester for Charlemagne, is in the [brackets]:
Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**...
[Ranted KOmmie Troubadour from the confines of his Rubber Room.]
...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shit-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...
[Speaking of mendacious, did you know that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is a direct descendant of William Pitt the Elder...in his own mind?]
...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...
[Obviously you're looking for a Rubber Room upgrade.]
...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome, Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...
[Should we tie you down with the leather straps now or wait until after November's election results?]
Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum. You're not leading this country. You're not contributing to this country. You're not even part of this country. You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors. And you are not welcome in this country anymore.
[I'm sort of in the mood now for another of those hypocritical lectures the Left was feeding us last year on the subject of hate rhetoric. And now to the other KRazed Kommies...]
I agree with every word in this post!!
[Good news! There's room for two in KOmmie Troubadour's Rubber Room.]
Hopefully, you treated yourself to a nice glass of Pinot Noir wine after writing this post!
[Laced with the venom that he was spewing.]
I hate conservatives as much as a man can hate. They're stupid and evil; breathtakingly ignorant of the way the world works and even of their own needs and eager to impose suffering in the name of personal gain and moral judgement. They have nothing to say worth listening to: Bronze Age superstitions and naked narcissism and greed wrapped up together in pure cynicism. Everything that they want is objectively bad for the country and the world. Conservatism and liberalism/progressivism are mutually exclusive worldviews and value systems; I don't believe in compromising with them because I don't see how we can do that and continue to be liberals. I certainly don't believe that there is any room for conservatives in the liberal utopia.
[Ship them off the the re-education camps!]
Democrats do not employ this rhetoric. Liberals do not employ this rhetoric. Progressives do not employ this rhetoric. Decent people of any stripe do not employ this rhetoric.
[But Troubadour and his fellow KOmmies DO employ this rhetoric. Can't you read?]
This is a rant. It's clever and funny and I would like to say it's over the top, but actually a lot of it is pretty accurate. But it's not a call to action; it's a rant.
[Really? After this rant by KOmmie Troubadour, I would definitely force him to pass through multiple metal detectors should he ever get near any of the Republican candidates. Oh, and a full anal cavity search by Ben Burch would be advisable too.]
to the schoolmarms who thought this little ditty was JUST AWFUL: would you feel the same way while being shepherded into one of the koch bros. "political re-education" camps that you just know are on the drawing board someplace? let's talk when the "liberals" are being hunted from helicopters (JUST AWFUL!)
[You will be hunted from helicopter drones which will hit you with tranquillizer darts and then set you up on stage for our comedic entertainment.]
Find any post from redstate or any other right-site that even comes close to the "hateful invective" Troubadour threw down here. Do you even read redstate? I should think not. If you did, you would know better.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
“What’s the limit on libs going to be so I can stock up on ammo..”
My understanding is it is catch and release. We have been doing it for years down in Texas. We tranq them, weigh them, review their mental capacity then drop them by parachute into Frisco.
We were going to send them to Mexico, but we didn’t have the heart to do that to the Mexicans.
Hey!! Where do I sign up? I am just outside Austin and there are a bunch of libs who currently live in the Austin area that I'd like to drop off over San Fran without a parachute.
Hunting from a helo? What's the fun in that?
How do you get to pee on the carcasses?
The latest commercials for Joe’s Crab Shack show three servers prominently displaying peace signs on their shirts.
Do these people even think? Not everyone is a stinking hippy and they probably don’t go to Joe’s Crab shack anyways.
I hope their revenue stream dwindles fast.
Three dozen bottles of useless pills traded for one avocado. I sort of got the short end of the stick there but in the past I've gotten some good barter deals. Years ago in L.A. I bought a good Sony tape recorder at a garage sale for 10 bucks. Then I traded that for an Olivetti portable ball electric typewrite. Then I traded that for round trip tickets from L.A. to Florida. Not a bad deal at all but you can't get away with that nowadays since I traveled under someone else's name.
I think we will be soing a sweep of 6th street next weekend. I usually bring my friends border collies to the event so they can herd them into managable groups.
Haven’t you ever noticed why there is so much traffic Saturday mornings on 35? That’s us rallying the troops for the event.
I think we will be doing a sweep of 6th street next weekend. I usually bring my friends border collies to the event so they can herd them into managable groups.
Haven’t you ever noticed why there is so much traffic Saturday mornings on 35? That’s us rallying the troops for the event.
That might be them saying they support the liberal agenda, and it might not be. While likely started by liberals, the peace sign on clothing is merely a style right now. They put it on a lot of clothes, and kids, teens, and even adult women wear it. I just saw it on a sweatshirt at Target today. While the sign was originally used by and still used by liberals and hippies, a lot of people who wear clothes with it on are just looking at it as how someone might say “Peace” to someone and/or just think the clothes are cute.
syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...
Well I guess Pitt is an illegitimate Bastard then.
Well, at least there are some colorful and creative adjectives...not just the “f” work over and over.
Let’s hope none of us live next door to this coo-coo bird.
What in the world is he so mad at?! Is it because Romney won two states, if so, you’d think that he’d be happy with that. Romney’s no conservative.
LOL!!!!
On a serious note...how sad that these people just hate and hate and hate. What a horrible existence!
ROTGLMAO!!!! Oh what a funny thread!!
Like maybe someone should give him a Scoped Remington 700 and two boxes of ammo.
Then set him loose in NYC.
............... 
If someone wears a peace sign and isn't fully aware of all its symbolism, that's great in that I know they're a moron before I even talk to them.
Isn’t the peace sign the sign of Nero, who was an anti-christ? He sure wasn’t a man of peace!
Is that in his MOMMY'S BASEMENT?
Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh** ...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shit-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...
Aren't Liberals the ones who don't name call?? Jeez, I guess they can get away with it...if they use it on CONSERVATIVES!!
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