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Posted on 02/29/2012 9:57:16 PM PST by packrat01
The media will have been told that we live in a gated compound behind multiple layers of barbed wire, and even have electrified fences with more than 10,000 Volts. They will be told that we have attack dogs. Decapitated bodies have been found. A graveyard with yet to be identified multiple corpses is on the place. It will be explained that we were distributing controlled substances to school age children, along with hints of being charged with possesion of child pornography.
There is an armored urban assault vehicle with mounted weapons capable of forcing entry into non-fortified dwellings. There are also bomb components and we are growing biological agents capable of wreaking havoc on the dairy industry. During the meticulously planned and executed raid, numerous shots were exchanged with several officers wounded.
It could all be entirely true; from their perspective. The total truth will never be told to, or by, the mainstream media.
The EinGrupenPoopen SS (just another bunch of turds from the same JBT mold) shot some more family pets in a bold and error prone display of machismo. The one dog was giving a kitten a bath when the storm trooper's vehicle pulled into the driveway. She ran towards it, barking and tail wagging; just like normal. The PoopInPants LeaderGuy was in fear for his life; so he shot the vicious charging animal. The rear entry assault team believed they were being fired upon, due to the shots fired in the front yard. They opened up, and quickly expended each of their 300 rounds. The brass falls quick when the weapons are thumbed to full auto. The bullets that passed through the house made the front assaut troops open up to "return fire". The "several officers wounded" came from THEIR bullets passing through the house front-to-back and back-to-front.
There will be two temporary lulls during the "firefight". The first will be when the commander will have been heard to say "$H|T!"; and all troops dropped trou... The second lull occurs when all the GrupenPoopen head back to their command vehicle for more ammo.
The gates, barbed wired, and electric fence are to keep the cows IN. The "decapitated bodies" belong to chickens not destined for the soup pot. The "graveyard" has the varmint carcasses of those critters caught decapitating the chickens. The "armored urban assault vehicle" is a tractor with a front end loader. Some of the mountings are thick enough to stop AP. The "mounted weapon" is a single shot 12 guage in a scabard that is used against varmints. The "bomb components" consist of a few empty propane cylinders, some pipe, and pipe caps. The "biological agents capable of wreaking havoc on the dairy industry" are live kefir crystals. The "controlled substances" we distributed to "school age children" was raw milk. and finally, the "child pornography" is a photo of one of our toddlers in bare bum.
When the article gets posted to FreeRepublic and the law-and-order trolls come out of the woodwork to say such things as "If they'd lived through it, they'd need to be taken out back and lynched."; remember the story behind the headlines. At least I have had this opportunity to clear up the half-truths in their press release before they arrive.
If it were me...I’d NEVER put this on the internet.
What Good Can a Handgun Do Against An Army?
I’ve missed seeing this post.
What possessed you to compose this?
It was written in the 1990’s, yet it’s more valuable today than it ever was.
Yes I remember you telling me that a couple of years ago. I have saved it. Just really like seeing it posted once in awhile...it’s a good thing to be reminded of.
I love posts like this:
Makes it easy to see why my liberal friends think we’re nuts!
Why would anyone have liberal friends? Acquaintances maybe...relatives maybe.
Do you care what your liberal friends think?
Most of us have cut off those friendships.
4:58 PM MST Operation #EFAD bump
So... You live behind a white picket fence and have cats?
Call this a pre-emptive strike. Setting the record straight before the waters get muddied.
Might consider posting your own version...
Isn’t that sweet? Your liberal friends think we’re nuts.
What do your liberal friends think about Randy Weaver and David Koresh? Did the MSM correct the original misreporting they vomited from the original press releases?
Liberal friends? Consider the source.
Your first problem is that you have "liberal friends". That does not speak well of you.
Imagine a German Jew in the early '40s claiming she had "Nazi friends".
Some re-runs get better every time you read them. That is one such...
IIRC, that wasn’t the first time it had been posted to FR. You’d have to ask an old-timer for the first couple links.
Stay safe Packrat01 !!
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