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With all the crap flying around in the world today, wouldn't this be a good time for a Joke Thread?
The depths of my evil mind | March 3rd | Me, myself & I

Posted on 03/03/2012 3:29:56 PM PST by pingman

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Bwahahahha! The copper clappers caper! Thanks for taking me back in time. That was true humor!


151 posted on 03/11/2012 2:20:19 PM PDT by CAluvdubya
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An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

COLD BEER: $5.00
HAMBURGER: $10.00
CHEESEBURGER: $15.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50
HAND JOB: $250.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar & beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help?”

The old golfer leans over the bar & whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?” She looks into his wrinkled eyes & with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.”

The old golfer leans in even closer & into her left ear
says softly: “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”


152 posted on 12/17/2015 10:09:20 AM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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