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President Admits Wife Controls His TV Watching
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 March 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/06/2012 9:57:02 AM PST by John Semmens

Though he may be the “most powerful leader in the world,” President Barack Obama’s access to television is strictly controlled by his wife.

“Sports is all I’m allowed to watch on TV,” Obama told reporters. “Even then, I’m limited to an hour or two here and there. Watching a whole game is a rare treat. Michelle doesn’t want me to be distracted from my mission.”

The President admitted that he chafes under the restriction and occasionally “sneaks an extra peek when Michelle is not around,” but asked that it be kept secret lest “I lose what privileges she allows me now.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/03/03/president-rallies-to-defend-womans-reproductive-rights/


TOPICS: Politics; Sports; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: nannystate; obama; satire; wuss

1 posted on 03/06/2012 9:57:19 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Uh!


2 posted on 03/06/2012 10:00:25 AM PST by FryingPan101 (Good-bye, Andrew. Thank you.)
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To: John Semmens

Is he p***y-whipped or what?


3 posted on 03/06/2012 10:03:09 AM PST by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (I love you,Pumpkin. You are the best cat in the world. You're my Sweet Pea.)
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To: John Semmens

“Sports is all I’m allowed to watch on TV...”

I am pretty sure that is all “O” is capable of understanding on TV.


4 posted on 03/06/2012 10:05:47 AM PST by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: John Semmens

I know in marriage you have to keep the wife happy but you don’t have to be a doormat! (Grow a pair Barry) LOL.... He sounds like a 13 year old not the Most powerfull man in the World.....Does Moochelle threaten to take away his bike if he doesn’t eat his veggies too???


5 posted on 03/06/2012 10:07:53 AM PST by jakerobins
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To: John Semmens

Watching a whole game is a rare treat./

I bet it is. LOL Golfing and vacationing take-up alot of time.


6 posted on 03/06/2012 10:08:18 AM PST by mardi59 (I'm not looking for MTV, I'm looking for MVP. Newt 2012!)
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To: SMARTY

For every 5 minutes he spends watching ESPN, there’s probably another 55 minutes watching ‘Lifetime’ & ‘Bravo’.


7 posted on 03/06/2012 10:09:40 AM PST by Made In The USA (This post may be recorded for quality purposes.)
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To: John Semmens

John, your satire is just too believable! I almost fell for this one!


8 posted on 03/06/2012 10:11:04 AM PST by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: FryingPan101

He’s probably watching “Queer Eye For The Straight Guy”.


9 posted on 03/06/2012 10:14:59 AM PST by FrankR (You are only enslaved to the extent of the entitlements you receive.)
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To: John Semmens

10 posted on 03/06/2012 10:20:37 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: FrankR

I install DirecTV for a living.....at least one of my livings right now. I would bet his favorite channel on DirecTV is channel 348.....which is Al Jazeera DC Bureau.


11 posted on 03/06/2012 10:23:14 AM PST by Michigan Bowhunter
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
Is he p***y-whipped or what?

I'd say just a p***y, but to be sure ask his "body man" Reggie Love.

12 posted on 03/06/2012 10:24:42 AM PST by The Sons of Liberty (Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: The Sons of Liberty

Isn’t Reggie Love a coach?


13 posted on 03/06/2012 10:26:09 AM PST by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (I love you,Pumpkin. You are the best cat in the world. You're my Sweet Pea.)
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To: John Semmens
The most embarrassing president ever !
F U B O
14 posted on 03/06/2012 10:29:48 AM PST by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways a Guero y Guay Lao << >> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona)
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN
“Is he p***y-whipped or what?”

Umm, I’m not sure if Moochelle has that ability.

But seriously, he’s been “whipped” all his adult life by black power and communist puppeteers. His wife is one of them. The guy truly lives in a bubble and probably knows nothing that hasn’t gone through their filter.

15 posted on 03/06/2012 10:33:16 AM PST by varyouga
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN

I’m not sure. I know that there were stories of Hussein “pining away” when Love apparently decided to move on and leave his “royal court”.


16 posted on 03/06/2012 10:35:28 AM PST by The Sons of Liberty (Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: John Semmens

Again, the second paragraph rule applies...where I find something sufficiently outrageous to start looking for your name at the top.

Good work as always, John!


17 posted on 03/06/2012 10:45:24 AM PST by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: John Semmens

Actually, I heard that he spends most of his time shut up in an obscure room, watching TV or listening to rap music. Reggie Love used to be with him, but he hardly ever meets with his cabinet or with Democrats in congress. Now that Reggie’s gone, I presume he’s found someone else.

No more than an hour a day on business, and that’s mostly arranging fund raisers, I imgagine. If he even bothers with that.


18 posted on 03/06/2012 10:52:00 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: FryingPan101

but ,she’s away on all those vacations ,how can she control anything ,unless she has a nanny taking care of him.


19 posted on 03/06/2012 11:17:12 AM PST by molson209
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To: Cicero

It’s obvious who wears the bigger pants in that family.


20 posted on 03/06/2012 11:17:12 AM PST by CarmichaelPatriot
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To: John Semmens

“Michelle doesn’t want me to be distracted from my mission.”

Yeah, destroying America is a full time job.


21 posted on 03/06/2012 12:04:31 PM PST by Jack Hammer
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