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DUmmie FUnnies 03-08-12 (What Rush Limbaugh Said)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 8, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/08/2012 7:06:20 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Did you hear the SHOCKING thing that Rush Limbaugh said? No, I'm not talking about his comments on Georgetown Fluke who supposedly has so much sex that she can't afford the nine bucks a month it would cost her to get birth control pills from Walmart. I am referring to the OVERLOOKED comments that Rush made this week on the subject of oil. If you want to know what will determine the outcome of this election it will be the economy, stupid, and most specifically about the UNNECESSARY rise in the price of gasoline due to Obama's idiotic policies which include promoting failed solar companies and ridiculous pond scum technology. So here is what Rush Limbaugh (and reiterated by Newt Gingrich) SAID that has relevance in this election:

...We've got it in shale in the Dakotas. We've got it in Alaska. We've got it in the Gulf of Mexico. There's one guy and his political party making sure that we can't get it. Barack Hussein Obama does not want this nation to be independent of Middle Eastern oil.

Nobody can convince me he does. He opposed building the Keystone pipeline to get oil from Canada, that would create eventually tens of thousands jobs, by the way. But he doesn't have that because his left-wing, fringe kook base would be really mad at him because they hate oil. They hate progress. They hate technological advancement. If they had their way, we would all be living like they do in the hills of Afghanistan. "Instability in the Middle East." That's one of the reasons for high gas prices. Well, wait, we have a solution: We have our own oil.

Rush gets it. Newt gets it. And hopefully whoever opposes Obama in November will get it. Everything else, including the non-existent issue of contraception, is irrelevant to this election. Gas prices are FRONT and CENTER which is why the DUmmies are pretty much avoiding the topic except in a peripheral way such as in this THREAD in which Ralph Nader offers a typically unworkable leftwing price control "solution" to the problem: "Ralph Nader: President Obama Can Do More on Oil Prices." So let us now watch the DUmmies discuss the rise in oil prices through the leftwing lens of Ralph Nader in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping to score some more FREE gas via coupons, is in the [barackets]:

Ralph Nader: President Obama Can Do More on Oil Prices.

[By approving the Keystone Pipeline RIGHT NOW.]

Gasoline and heating oil prices are ratcheting up. In California, some motorists are paying over $5 per gallon. President Obama declared that "there is no quick fix" for this problem. Meanwhile, the hapless but howling Republicans are blaming him for the fuel surge as if he is a price control czar.

[Since he won't approve the Keystone Pipeline who should we blame. Rush Limbaugh? Oh yes, the DUmmies would love that.]

Your gasoline prices are not charging up due to strains between supply and demand. Speculation, with those notorious derivatives and swaps, is what is poking larger holes in your fuel budget, according to Securities and Exchange Commission enforcement lawyers.

[The rest of this is just more of the typical leftwing rant on the subject by Ralph Nader that you can read at the site. However, it does open the discussion up to oil by the DUmmies which you can see below.]

Has Bush weighed in?

[BUSH'S FAULT!]

I would hate to think that the man who sucked away enough votes to allow George W. Bush into the White House, who caused the problems that the current president will need many many years to fix, would now presume to instruct the president as to what to do.

[How many nights of sleep did Al Gore lose while cursing out Ralph Nader for denying him his "birthright?"]

I'm still free so far to explain that Nader is wrong about this. He wants to do something about oil prices and that's not the problem that America has. The problem that America has is we need to do away with our addiction to environment-killing, increasingly scarce fossil fuels. We will do away with it or it will do away with us.

[The fossil fuels are NOT scarce. As Rush and Newt pointed out we have hundreds of years worth that right here in the USA that can be tapped with the new technologies.]

There is no such thing as cheap gasoline. There has never been any such thing as cheap gasoline. There will never, ever be any such thing as cheap gasoline.

[I remember that gasoline was $1.49 per gallon in late 2004. That doesn't rate as cheap?]

Mr Obama spoke about oil price volatility due to speculative pressures having to do more with pricing than supply and demand 11 months ago.

[Mr. Obama also spoke about how he can't do anything about the rise in gas prices. So he continues assuming the fetal position without approving the Keystone Pipeline or tapping into our own HUGE reserves just sitting in the ground.]

Even if Mr. Obama could magically wave his hand and make Iran disappear from the face of the Earth, he could not control oil speculators THAT AREN'T EVEN U.S. CITIZENS, NOR EVEN DOING BUSINESS IN THIS COUNTRY.

[Sooooo.... How's that Chevy Volt working out for you?]

Do you even have a clue how modern markets are a cruel perpetual money machine that grinds billions into poverty?

[Apparently Che Guevara is hiding out in the jungles of DUmmieland.]

The GOP is giving O shit about gas prices. Coincidence?

[You mean Newt didn't say what he said?]

This is unconscionable and ridiculous.

[I agree. This country is sitting on a sea of oil and natural gas reserves and it is unconscionable and ridiculous that Obama continues to do nothing about it while the price of gas soars.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; oilprices; ralphnader

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1 posted on 03/08/2012 7:06:30 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 03/08/2012 7:10:14 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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To: PJ-Comix

TT, possible IB4P?


3 posted on 03/08/2012 7:10:28 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Does this help for Designer’s Block too?


4 posted on 03/08/2012 7:19:02 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I remember that gasoline was $1.49 per gallon in late 2004. That doesn't rate as cheap?"

I can remember when it was $.25 per gallon back around 1972. I could fuel my motorcycle, ride it all day, and still have enough change to buy a hamburger and a soda halfway through the ride.

5 posted on 03/08/2012 7:19:15 AM PST by BlueLancer (KOMEN PINK: The color of the water in the basin after Pilate finished washing his hands)
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To: PJ-Comix
oil price volatility due to speculative pressures

As I sit here in the Permian Basin, our company can't ship an unprecedented amount of crude for lack of truck drivers.

The "speculators" are hedging current prices into the future. They don't cause or desire rising prices.

6 posted on 03/08/2012 7:19:28 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!!


7 posted on 03/08/2012 7:22:30 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: BlueLancer
I can remember when it was $.25 per gallon back around 1972.

$1.49 per gallon in 2004 was close to the equivalent of $.25 per gallon in 1972 taking inflation into account.

8 posted on 03/08/2012 7:23:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
can't ship an unprecedented amount of crude for lack of truck drivers.

I have 2 cousins who have been independent truckers for many years who recently hung it up. One of them was in tears because he loved the life, loved being his own boss and seeing so much of the country. The cost of permits, regulations on interstate transport and the cost of diesel drove them out. If this is happening close to me, I'm sure it's happening across the country.

9 posted on 03/08/2012 7:30:06 AM PST by Bearshouse
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To: Eagle of Liberty
Does this help for Designer’s Block too?

I dunno. However, I wish I could afford to advertise on Rush's show because I know he gets RESULTS. Hundreds of thousands of copies of my "How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" guide could easily be sold just from being advertised on Rush. Yes, Rush has lost some advertisers but all this means is OPPORTUNITY for new advertisers and right now I bet they are RUSHing to get onboard his show.

10 posted on 03/08/2012 7:32:27 AM PST by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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To: BlueLancer

At Mc Donald’s you got change from your dollar! You are showing your age!


11 posted on 03/08/2012 7:55:36 AM PST by CIDKauf (No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
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To: Bearshouse
The cost of permits, regulations on interstate transport and the cost of diesel drove them out.

How is that for irony. The cost of diesel is leading to a lack of drivers able to transport the diesel!
12 posted on 03/08/2012 8:30:25 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
The GOP is giving O shit about gas prices

What we fervently hope The One is saying on the morning of November 7th...

13 posted on 03/08/2012 8:46:40 AM PST by mikrofon (Gas-X Prez)
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To: PJ-Comix

I bought your book. Advertising on the Free Republic gets results.


14 posted on 03/08/2012 8:57:23 AM PST by coffeecup
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To: PJ-Comix

The local price, of a global commodity, fluctuates with the global value of the local currency. I.E. A year ago we may have paid $80/barrel for imported crude. Since then the Fed has increased the money supply, thus decreasing the value of each dollar. Result, we now pay $100/barrel of imported crude.

There are of course other factors, but the devaluation of our currency never makes it into print.


15 posted on 03/08/2012 9:18:33 AM PST by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTWBKI

In before the writer’s block kicks in.

And also: In before the post after this.


16 posted on 03/08/2012 10:06:58 AM PST by Cheburashka (If life hands you lemons, government regulations will prevent you from making lemonade.)
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To: PJ-Comix
There is no such thing as cheap gasoline. There has never been any such thing as cheap gasoline. There will never, ever be any such thing as cheap gasoline.

Well, I remember gasoline being less than $.25 a gallon. I know that shows my age, but it is a fact. I could fill my 56 Chevy for less than $5.00 and drive all week.

17 posted on 03/08/2012 10:47:30 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Gasoline and heating oil prices are ratcheting up. In California, some motorists are paying over $5 per gallon. President Obama declared that "there is no quick fix" for this problem. Meanwhile, the hapless but howling Republicans are blaming him for the fuel surge as if he is a price control czar.

[Since he won't approve the Keystone Pipeline who should we blame. Rush Limbaugh? Oh yes, the DUmmies would love that.]

Lets Blame the Californians who are paying over $5.00, instead of those MORONS moving to a cheaper state...(but should we let them move and bring their LIBERALS IDEAS to other states -- Like Idaho and Colorado?)

18 posted on 03/08/2012 11:35:11 AM PST by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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To: coffeecup
I bought your book. Advertising on the Free Republic gets results.

Thanx. If you're having trouble with writer's block, my guide should help you overcome it rather quickly.

19 posted on 03/08/2012 12:40:02 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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To: PJ-Comix

Starting to read. I will note that I am convinced that PJ could show Ms. Fluke how to get her birth control for FREE!


20 posted on 03/08/2012 3:08:21 PM PST by Purrcival (Herman Cain 2012 (*sigh*))
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To: PJ-Comix

I hope your .99 book to prevent writer’s block is as effective as $3000 is to Fluke’s prospective motherhood.

I never had writer’s block, so my purchase today was purely preventative; block control.


21 posted on 03/08/2012 3:26:29 PM PST by NYpeanut
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To: Purrcival
Starting to read. I will note that I am convinced that PJ could show Ms. Fluke how to get her birth control for FREE!

Actually I could do that RIGHT NOW. Unfortunately the Walmart I went to gave me a hard time about my coupons. They claimed the coupons were photocopies and the manager wouldn't even listen to me when I explained they were Internet PRINTOUTS. If they had accepted them ($2 Palmer's Coca Butter coupons) I could have easily used the overage to score the $9 monthly supply of birth control pills. In my case I wanted other stuff.

22 posted on 03/08/2012 4:42:42 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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To: NYpeanut

Well, even if you don’t have writer’s block, the guide does make it a lot EASIER to tackle a book project.


23 posted on 03/08/2012 4:44:00 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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