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Why People Faint At Obama Events
The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-9-12 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 03/09/2012 11:26:21 AM PST by The Looking Spoon

President Obama brags that "folks" faint all the time at his events.

With the data presented below, one can clearly see the reason for this is actually rooted in science.




TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; faint; obama; satire; speech

1 posted on 03/09/2012 11:26:26 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

They are told to?


2 posted on 03/09/2012 11:29:12 AM PST by FreeAtlanta (Liberty and Justice for ALL)
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To: The Looking Spoon

3 posted on 03/09/2012 11:29:55 AM PST by FreeAtlanta (Liberty and Justice for ALL)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Hitler used to have people fake faint all the time at his shindigs...suppose to build the “messiah” and hype “collective excitement”. Nothing new here—an old fascist trick.


4 posted on 03/09/2012 11:30:07 AM PST by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: WKUHilltopper

Why People Cry at North Korean Funerals?


5 posted on 03/09/2012 11:31:28 AM PST by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

They realize they voted for this guy.


6 posted on 03/09/2012 11:32:31 AM PST by YourAdHere (I'm questioning Obama's patriotism!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Those “faintings” are all staged. Nobody really falls for that do they?


7 posted on 03/09/2012 11:33:44 AM PST by circlecity
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To: WKUHilltopper

8 posted on 03/09/2012 11:35:52 AM PST by FreeAtlanta (Liberty and Justice for ALL)
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9 posted on 03/09/2012 11:36:59 AM PST by FreeAtlanta (Liberty and Justice for ALL)
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To: circlecity

Maybe its a sensitivity to the smell of sulfur?


10 posted on 03/09/2012 11:37:20 AM PST by himno hero (Obamas theme...Death to America...The crusaders will pay!)
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11 posted on 03/09/2012 11:38:02 AM PST by FreeAtlanta (Liberty and Justice for ALL)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Brimstone?


12 posted on 03/09/2012 11:42:06 AM PST by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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To: WayneS

BO’s B.O.?


13 posted on 03/09/2012 11:44:57 AM PST by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: WayneS
Brimstone?

Or maybe he just sucks all the oxygen out of any room he's in?

14 posted on 03/09/2012 11:46:36 AM PST by null and void (Day 1144 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: The Looking Spoon

I’ll go with Occam’s razor and just say they’re stupid.


15 posted on 03/09/2012 11:57:21 AM PST by Jaxter ("Pro Aris et Focis")
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To: The Looking Spoon

Most of his fans are probably on crack when they show up for the event. His audiences are carefully picked, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to speak because of the outrage.


16 posted on 03/09/2012 11:58:08 AM PST by FrankR
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To: The Looking Spoon

They faint because of BO causes them to.


17 posted on 03/09/2012 11:59:58 AM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: The Looking Spoon

I assume people faint in his presence because it smells like a giant ass fest.


18 posted on 03/09/2012 12:08:05 PM PST by andyk (Tax credits == Welfare)
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To: The Looking Spoon
I thought of the Roman Emperor Nero when I read the title:

Worse still, Nero being the emperor, no one was allowed to leave the auditorium while he was performing, for whatever reason. The historian Suetonius writes of women giving birth during a Nero recital, and of men who pretended to die and were carried out.

http://www.roman-empire.net/emperors/nero-index.html

19 posted on 03/09/2012 12:09:09 PM PST by KittenClaws (A closed mouth gathers no foot.)
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I would pretend to die in order to avoid listening to Barack Obama.


20 posted on 03/09/2012 12:13:33 PM PST by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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To: WayneS

That was the implication, LOL!


21 posted on 03/09/2012 12:36:42 PM PST by KittenClaws (A closed mouth gathers no foot.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

People faint? Yeah, I guess women and homosexuals are “people”. Real guys don’t faint!


22 posted on 03/09/2012 1:17:58 PM PST by JimRed (Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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Why do people faint at Obama Events: Because Barry and Moochelle stick them with the bill? Why not — they're legends in their own minds?
23 posted on 03/09/2012 9:38:02 PM PST by MasterGunner01 (11)
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