Why People Faint At Obama Events

The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-9-12 | The Looking Spoon

[The Looking Spoon]

President Obama brags that "folks" faint all the time at his events.

With the data presented below, one can clearly see the reason for this is actually rooted in science.

[FreeAtlanta]

They are told to?

[FreeAtlanta]

[WKUHilltopper]

Hitler used to have people fake faint all the time at his shindigs...suppose to build the “messiah” and hype “collective excitement”. Nothing new here—an old fascist trick.

[dfwgator]

Why People Cry at North Korean Funerals?

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They realize they voted for this guy.

[circlecity]

Those “faintings” are all staged. Nobody really falls for that do they?

[FreeAtlanta]

[FreeAtlanta]

[himno hero]

Maybe its a sensitivity to the smell of sulfur?

[FreeAtlanta]

[WayneS]

Brimstone?

[dfwgator]

BO’s B.O.?

[null and void]

Brimstone?

Or maybe he just sucks all the oxygen out of any room he's in?

[Jaxter]

I’ll go with Occam’s razor and just say they’re stupid.

[FrankR]

Most of his fans are probably on crack when they show up for the event. His audiences are carefully picked, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to speak because of the outrage.

[The_Media_never_lie]

They faint because of BO causes them to.

[andyk]

I assume people faint in his presence because it smells like a giant ass fest.

[KittenClaws]

I thought of the Roman Emperor Nero when I read the title:

Worse still, Nero being the emperor, no one was allowed to leave the auditorium while he was performing, for whatever reason. The historian Suetonius writes of women giving birth during a Nero recital, and of men who pretended to die and were carried out.

http://www.roman-empire.net/emperors/nero-index.html

[WayneS]

I would pretend to die in order to avoid listening to Barack Obama.