Tattoo Location Viability Chart

Reaganite Republican ^ | March 12, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

h/t OccupyBacon

[BwanaNdege]

Wrist to Elbow designation is probably wrong, but the rest seem about right.

(no tattoos here)

[Ezekiel]

I saw a gal with oversized black ant tattoos crawling up her calves. How to explain those?!

[the invisib1e hand]

Wow! For free we get what millions in grants to social scientists can’t figure out.

[outofsalt]

My favorites are the, “spiritual” Asian characters that translate to something like, “Lobster with bamboo”

[OldEagle]

Or my favorite, “I got this person for $400, see what you can do”.

[laweeks]

I used to date a girl with a tattoo on her thigh that said, “KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF.” But it was in Braille.

[stuartcr]

Do most people even know how to read those characters?

[Tax-chick]

Wrist to Elbow designation is probably wrong

I agree. Gunner Anoreth has a tasteful P.J. O'Rourke fan tattoo on her forearm, as well as an artistic Viking ship on the opposite bicep.

(Girls who start FReeping at age 12 do this sort of thing, apparently - join the military, get tattoos, etc.)

[absolootezer0]

Wrist to Elbow designation is probably wrong, but the rest seem about right.

i've got one on my forearm (and alot of other places) and i pay taxes.

[Ace the Biker]

I have full coverage Tats on both arms and upper torso and I paid as much a $37,000 in taxes a year before I retired. I prolly pay more a year since retirement than most.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

It has been a while but...

[wizr]

Looks like a fun spot. Got room for a CA born Okie raised in SoCal before the freeways?”

[allmendream]

I remember a woman who was showing off her new tattoo.

She said it was a unique expression of her individuality.

It was a rose tat on her ankle.

I told her she picked the most popular tattoo for a woman in the most popular location for a tattoo - and while she may be very pleased with it - and it was a nice looking rose - it was hardly a unique expression of her individuality.

[Tax-chick]

Put Anoreth on your list, please! (She’s even in New Jersey now, *shudder*.)

[jetson]

I guess the proper description for the tattooed losers is MIND NUMB ROBOTS.

[Scythian]

It’s as true as it is funny, nice chart !

[nascarnation]

Thank God for tats.

Think how high unemployment would be if all the tat shops had to close down, LOL.

[Cyber Liberty]

I like your new screen name, Laz. When did you get it?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Certainly!!