Skip to comments.Michelle Obama Goes Beserk Over Birth Certificate Findings
Posted on 03/12/2012 7:11:55 PM PDT by ElIguana
(ACN Staff) When Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Cold Case Posse released its findings and announced that there is "probable cause" to believe that the "birth certificate" released by Team Obama in April is a "computer generated forgery," the liberal media yawned, but allegations are now surfacing that at least one person in the White House, namely First Lady Michelle Obama, is frantic and in a beserk frenzy over the Cold Case Posse's findings.
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aah gee that’s too bad.
The only thing she’s mad about is the prospect of losing 4 more years of taxpayer vacations.
Can you imagine Michelle Obama going berzerker on you??! That would be terrible!
She’s pizzed because he’s jepordizing her cushy life style.
She’s toss his skinny azz around like a rag doll.
The vacations makes her finally “proud of her country”.
Somebody shove a cucumber in her mouth. That’ll shut her up.
That Sheriff Joe has already gotten this reaction is great. Anything else is gravy.
LoL. Glad to hear.
moochelle is fast& furious!
Man, I would pay good money to have seen that.
She has visions of shopping at Target everyday.
She will really berserk when Sheriff Joe indicts her husband.
I would suggest (if there’s any truth to any of this article) that Sheriff Joe better watch his backside...........
Does Sheriff Arpaio have the power to arrest Obama? That might be the next logical step, but he would have to do it in his county and he would probably need more than just a couple of deputies.
Wow, that would be something. The media can’t ignore the issue if Obama is wearing pink underwear in Sheriff Arpaio’s jail.
This has been going on for four years. I guess they are getting better at the ol' coverup.
PS, their inside source was Elvis. He called from his K-Mart in Minneapolis.
She doesn’t know who she’s married to.
I’ve talked about this on other forums, but Mooshs behavior is somewhat understandable if you look at it from the right perspective, that is.
Havent we all be pondering just why it is that she is so willing to politely tell the entire country to kiss off and enjoy as much of the good life and perks she can squeeze out her time in the White House? Please! Lets be straight up on one point. Those vacations of hers are excessive by anyones standards. Millionaires dont vacation like that. Heck, billionaires dont, either.
And her diet? You cant go two weeks without hearing of her soaking up the richest in calories and gourmet fare somewhere after which she has the nerve to talk to the rest of us about childhood obesity! Am I the only one to see the subtle jest?
But thats a side point as well.
The key point is that every day she gets out of bed, and eventually goes to bed, knowing whatever it is they have been hiding is out there and may someday get out. If anything, shes probably surprised it hasnt broken loose already. What is it? I have no idea, but if you manage to pin them down, you can sometimes get Democrats to admit he must be hiding something. Honest ones anyhow (Yes, there are a few).
Will it get out? Well, at the risk of seriously dating myself, thats the $64,000 question, isnt it? Damage control has been largely effective. Of course, thats primarily because the press has been such a willing, nay enthusiastic, accomplice in keeping it hidden, but do think it will come out eventually. This story proves it’s not going away.
And there you have it.
She parties like there is no tomorrow because she knows that, in her case, that could very well be true.
Oh, allusions to Marie Antoinette to one side, she knows she is in no physical danger. The peasants wont storm the White House with torches and pitchforks, but the days of wine and roses will definitely be over for a while, and theres no telling how far her stock will drop. Whatever it is, she knows it has the power to have them both booted out of the White House.
And even if does take our Beloved Maximum Leader down, shes not likely to get splattered too badly.
Shell still have celebrity power which is why, if you havent already noticed she has been such an open-handed and charming hostess to every entertainment luminary she meets. She is fully aware that First Lady is a tough gig to get, and wont last forever. If and when this does break loose she is going to need every friend she can get.
But all thats in the future and Barry can handle that. In the meantime shes got partying to do!
If two SS code names for POTUS & the first lady are “Thunder Thighs” & “Sweet Cheeks”, which code name goes with which “protectee”?
Makes no sense; no matter what is found, she is safe on third base. The American people, meanwhile, are hoping nothing is found, for if it were, it would indict them!
>> “Does Sheriff Arpaio have the power to arrest Obama?” <<
Our NOOBS are always so ignorant of the constitution.
I wonder how she found since Pravda was the only media that actually published the story?
I'm beginning to wonder if the "Hate Whitey" tape that was rumored to be out there in 2008 just may actually exist.
And it looks more and more like it just could be that it's Barry himself doing the honkie hate, and not Moochie.
And that is what Breitbart was leading up to.
Obama to Michelle, “THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING!”
Michelle to Obama, “yes, oh so very revolting.”
I guess you’re saying the constitution says Obama can’t be arrested. You may be right about that, but does it really say that?
Don’t know why she’d be upset with lover boy since she’s always said Kenya was his homeland and that Ann was very much a single mom.
B U M P
sheriff joe and friends of breitbart have been getting a lot of tips.
Let me know when it’s time to care about how Moochie feels. Frankly, I don’t give a fat rat’s a$$!
Hey! Everything in the Ovaltine Office is audio taped by Fed Law. So we got Moochy on tape now.
With any luck, a "deep throat" will show up with the proof.
AP finally released it early Monday am.
Stories of B Wacky sleeping with his homo cross dressing nanny during childhood don't just accidentally get printed by the AP!
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: “Wide Load”, Food-Nazi-In-Chief, Kicks Kenyan’s Arse For Screwing Up Her Vacation Plans
I’m thinking she would prefer a taco.
The only thing she's mad about is the prospect of losing 4 more years of taxpayer purchased ribs.
All your ribs are belong to Mo.
Countdown until Jackwagon leaves Office: 314 days as of March 12, 2012.
The vacations makes her finally proud of her country.
Ugh, November can't come soon enough...
Maybe, Mooch is ticked that Breitbart’s death didn’t completely squelch this story.
Aw, I thought sure this would be one of those Hitler movie mashups on Youtube ;-)
I wish there was video. I’d pay good money to see that.
Whoever forged that BC in photoshop must be kicking himself about now for not flattening the image before exporting it. Amateurs.
No kidding. Maybe it was Obama, because he is too paranoid to trust anyone else?
> Wow, that would be something. The media cant ignore the issue if Obama is wearing pink underwear in Sheriff Arpaios jail.
The media are whores, if Obama were wearing pink underwear and an orange jumpsuit they’d be climbing over one another to be first with a photo.
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