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Nightmare Communists for Ron Paul? [Humor, I think]
Nightmare Communism ^ | January 3, 2012 | cwrn

Posted on 03/18/2012 10:42:54 AM PDT by No One Special

Comrades, another election is upon us in this cesspit of bourgeois excess known as these United States... although nothing 'unites' our class so much as our continual and universal exploitation at the hands of the ruling class.

The recent spate of GOP debates, as well as tonight's Iowa caucus, shows us that we cannot remain neutral in this encounter. On the one hand, we have Barack Obama, the neo-liberal candidate whose alleged 'socialism' is merely an epithet employed by the enemies of economic freedom on the Right. Would that this were true! But no, Obama has proved himself time and again to be the running-dog lackey of American Capitalism.

On the other hand, we have the Republican candidates. For the most part, these are a pack of fascist wolves, barking at the gates of American politics. But perhaps one exception shows itself among them; one of these things is not like the others, and that thing is Ron Paul.

Ron Paul does not emphasize the moral regulation of the population; he calls for the repeal of most laws restricting sex, drugs, and rock and roll. In fact, Ron Paul wishes the government to be reduced to its logical minimum. Perhaps this is a candidate with which the Nightmare Communist Party might find common purpose?

Comrades, I do not suggest that the Nightmare Communist Party advocates a smaller and less intrusive government; scientific socialism dictates that Communism abolishes damn near everything as a separate sphere of life. However, Mr. Paul's goals might coalesce with our own.

We wish to completely overthrow and abolish the so-called 'democratic republic' of the United States (along with every other nation, but please, patience, comrades). This is made challenging by the current size, scope, and power of the U.S. government. Perhaps Mr. Paul's 'libertarian' desire for the smallest possible government will aid our goals.

Our sometime-allies within the anarchist movement have suggested as much; some of these self-styled 'anarchists' would go so far as to suggest that any increase in freedom is worthwhile, even coming at the expense of fundamental insurances of economic freedom as the Fair Labor Standards Act and the National Labor Relations Act.

We within the Central Committee of the Nightmare Communist Party must be more circumspect. Although Mr. Paul seeks to restrict the size and scope of government, the basic role of government remains the same. Government remains a superstructure put in place to maintain the relationships of the economic base. There is no indication that a Paul administration would reduce the role of government in protecting the vested interests of Capital; indeed, a self-styled 'libertarian' government would likely have no other role. Under a Paul administration, interference with trade, banking, and finance might even be elevated to a capital offense, while the collective self-activity of the proletariat (union organizing, for instance) would most likely lose any remaining protections, if not outlawed outright.

Comrades, we must not fall into this trap. The notion that a 'small-government' politician might in any way benefit the working class is as misguided as it is ill-conceived. The Nightmare Communist Party urges all workers to place their primary efforts into the organization of Party cadre, leaving electoral politics an afterthought. And the notion of a Right-Left alliance is prima facie absurd... there is only one Party, one Truth, one Politics. The Nightmare Communist Party.

Now back to work, comrade.

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 911truther; 911truthers; apaulling; apaulogia; apaulogist; charliesheen; paulbearers; ronpaul

1 posted on 03/18/2012 10:42:56 AM PDT by No One Special
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To: No One Special

Haha, this is the kind of smear against Ron Paul so-called “conservatives” (neocons) are being reduced to. So, the most anti-communist candidate is actually a communist. And Romney, Gingrich and Santorum, who are all hard core statists and advocate state ownership of the means of production, are good capitalists. What a laugh!

2 posted on 03/18/2012 12:24:12 PM PDT by billybudd
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I was just thinking this would explain why Paul is helping the communist win; teaming up with Romeny to the most mean-spirited, savage political war I’ve ever witnessed against Santorum.

3 posted on 03/18/2012 1:54:39 PM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus
Santorum has made it clear and public he intends to eliminate any remaining libertarian attitudes in the GOP. He literally told someone, on video, that if he cares about limited government he should vote for Ron Paul.

Santorum is an out-and-out communist, admitted in all but name.

As for "helping the communist win" - ridiculous. The GOP has been blockading Ron Paul at every step and as a result they will help put communist Obama into power. They are the real communists. If they cared about limited government, all Republicans should throw their money and votes behind Ron Paul immediately.
4 posted on 03/18/2012 2:29:08 PM PDT by billybudd
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To: billybudd
Santorum is an out-and-out communist, Bwahahahahaha!!!
5 posted on 03/18/2012 2:36:57 PM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus

Santorum has said so himself. He is self-admittedly on a mission to destroy the concept of limited government and the idea that government should not be involved in every aspect of life. Look it up, instead of laughing by yourself.

6 posted on 03/19/2012 2:07:53 PM PDT by billybudd
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