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Vice-President Lauds Obama’s “Spine of Steal”
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 March 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/18/2012 2:40:35 PM PDT by John Semmens

In written remarks distributed before a campaign speech to the United Auto Workers Union, Vice-President Joe Biden praised President Obama’s courage for bailing out General Motors and Chrysler.

“Where others might have been deterred by property rights or contracts, President Obama charged in, unafraid,” Biden remembered. “He put your jobs, your interests ahead of all else.”

Biden urged union members to keep this in mind come election day. “Some may put their trust in the law,” Biden said. “But I say having a guy you can trust at the wheel trumps anything that might be written down in a statute book or constitution. There is no substitute for having the right man in the right place at the right time. President Obama is that man. He’s got a spine of steal. Know that nothing can stop him from imposing his will when he feels justice demands it.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/03/17/drawing-distinctions-between-limbaugh-maher/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: bailouts; biden; obama; satire

1 posted on 03/18/2012 2:40:39 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Thanks for the chuckle John. Good one.


2 posted on 03/18/2012 2:47:23 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens
LOL, I see ya been exploring in Joe Buthead's empty noggin again.

Found gold, as usual.

3 posted on 03/18/2012 2:48:35 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it. (plagiarized))
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To: Navy Patriot
"LOL, I see ya been exploring in Joe Buthead's empty noggin again."

Found gold, as usual.

Which is not easy in a played out mine like that black hole on Joe's shoulders...

4 posted on 03/18/2012 2:57:26 PM PDT by jessduntno ("Newt Gingrich was part of the Reagan Revolution's Murderers' Row." - Jeffrey Lord, Reagan Admin.)
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To: John Semmens

Not that helpful with a skull full of pudding.


5 posted on 03/18/2012 2:57:45 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: John Semmens

There is no ‘spine of steel’. That is the ventriloquist’s hand, making the wooden head swivel ‘round and ‘round.


6 posted on 03/18/2012 3:02:22 PM PDT by Psalm 144 ("I think we ought to listen to Alinsky." - Governor G. Romney, father of Bishop Willard M. Romney.)
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To: jessduntno

“Which is not easy in a played out mine like that black hole on Joe’s shoulders...”

I don’t know. I think you are far more likely to find gold in Joe’s cranial cavity than brains.


7 posted on 03/18/2012 3:02:22 PM PDT by Belteshazzar (We are not justified by our works but by faith - De Jacob et vita beata 2 +Ambrose of Milan)
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To: John Semmens

Mmm. Soul of steal. Heart of steal.


8 posted on 03/18/2012 3:03:33 PM PDT by Psalm 144 ("I think we ought to listen to Alinsky." - Governor G. Romney, father of Bishop Willard M. Romney.)
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To: jessduntno

Actually, I don’t believe that Joe’s foot in mouth goldmine is anywhere near played out.


9 posted on 03/18/2012 3:09:08 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it. (plagiarized))
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10 posted on 03/18/2012 3:12:02 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is eithttp://cdn.ricochet.com/varher opinion or satire; or both)
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To: John Semmens

There should be a law against having Biden in a satire post. Reality and fiction are seriously crossed when it comes to this guy.


11 posted on 03/18/2012 3:20:31 PM PDT by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suck at the tit of Capitalism.)
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To: John Semmens

The ‘stand-up comic’ will say anything to keep his job.


12 posted on 03/18/2012 3:27:44 PM PDT by citizencon
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To: John Semmens
obama robo, robobama
13 posted on 03/18/2012 3:33:01 PM PDT by FrankR
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To: John Semmens

The spine of steel is also the least likely to bend, making the entire body non-functional, and demanding of assistance, such as to clip one’s toe nails.

Does slo-Joe really mean Obama can’t trim his own toe nails or scratch is own ...


14 posted on 03/18/2012 3:58:22 PM PDT by LachlanMinnesota (Which are you? A producer, a looter, or a moocher of wealth?)
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To: citizencon

We may well laugh but I ask... When have we see anyone make such a bold daring of anyone to stop him as he tramples the constitution? In the face of cowardice and the capitulations of the republicans, Obama is the strongest man.

I am not laughing.....


15 posted on 03/18/2012 4:14:13 PM PDT by Breto (The Establishment party is killing our country)
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To: When do we get liberated?

I think Obama has issued an Executive Order to that effect.


16 posted on 03/18/2012 4:21:33 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Inflexible, cold, rusty, but he couldn’t have a spine of steel because the EPA would ban it’s manufacture.


17 posted on 03/18/2012 4:29:29 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: John Semmens

I don’t know what his spine is made of I do suspect it isn’t steal, but I do know what hi brain is made up of -—Manure.


18 posted on 03/18/2012 4:34:12 PM PDT by Venturer
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