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DUmmie FUnnies 03-25-12 (DUmmies Sweat ObamaCare SC Decision)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 25, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/25/2012 6:54:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The best thing about if the Supreme Court decision going the way I hope it does on ObamaCare is that it will cause the DUmmies to go BERSERK. This means the DUmmies will become even FUnnier than they normally are. My best guess is the the Supreme Court will rule that the mandate is unconstitutional but not take a stand on the rest of it. However, if that happens, how does ObamaCare even hold up since there would be no funds to pay for it? Perhaps Obama could ask Congress to pass a tax for the ObamaCare funds but the likelihood of them complying with this request would be somewhere between Nil and None. Also Obama has to blame himself if the SC is hostile to him due to the fact that he publicly castigated the conservative Supremes in his 2010 SOTU address. Way to win friends and influence people, Barack. As to Anthony Kennedy... Has anybody noticed how he has been voting lately almost consistently conservative? One reason is that the "leader" of the SC liberal faction, Stephen Breyer, is a loon. Anybody out there remember his rationale about a year ago for voting AGAINST Second Amendment rights by conjuring up what he thought was in James Madison's mind as opposed to what Madison actually wrote? And Anthony Kennedy is going to be influenced by that lunacy? In the meantime it is FUn to watch the DUmmies bite their fingernails in anticipation of the ObamaCare (which most of them hated) decision as you can see in this THREAD, "Anyone here Really think Roberts-Thomas-Scalia-Alito-Kennedy WON'T Overturn Healthcare?" So let us now watch the DUmmies soil their diapers in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, chuckling over how the democrats FAILED to consider constitutionality when ramming ObamaCare through Congess, is in the [barackets]:

Anyone here Really think Roberts-Thomas-Scalia-Alito-Kennedy WON'T Overturn Healthcare?

[Beware the Five Horsemen of the APOCALITO!!!]

I never even went to college, but even I know they WILL!

[But...but all the liberal pundits are predicting 7-2 in favor of ObamaCare.]

Is only the mandate at risk?

[So if only the mandate is shot down, how do you PAY for ObamaCare?]

I was thinking. I think that's the only thing they are really freaking out about.

[The "only thing?" No Mandate, No ObamaCare. Where do you think the money to fund it will come from? ObamaBucks?]

They actually seem to have absolute royal-like power. No one can seem to stop them, even when what they do is outside their jurisdiction, and to all appearances, unconstitutional and maybe even treasonous.

[Yes, the DUmmies will go even more INSANE if the Supremes rule AGAINST ObamaCare or just the Mandate. The entertainment will be tremendous.]

It May All Hinge On Scalia...

[That means...GOODBYE OBAMACARE!!!]

Could you imagine if they rule the government has no authority to force people to buy health insurance from a private company and have to pay a stiff penalty if they refuse to do it. Don't these people even read the constitution?

[Hello you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Don't predict which part will be struck down, but suspect they will accept the individual responsibility part. Will deny at least one part to further muddy the issue and appear to assuage their wingbat supporters.

[Most likely they will deny the part that keeps ObamaCare afloat...namely the Mandate.]

Perjury and other crimes should be enough to impeach them if there was actual justice.

[If there was actual justice you would be permanently confined to the Rubber Room and force fed with a funnel down your throat.]

They will hold that Congress can pass a tax to subsidize a national health system.

[And Congress will immediately do that...NOT!]

The Affordable Care Act is much much easier to overturn than it is to uphold, due to Congress's own cowardice and corruption. No severability or saving clause means it all goes. You might even see a six member majority.

[No severability clause means the Obama Regime FLUSHED their prize legislation down the toilet. Over a year of desperate effort to pass it...WASTED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; obamacare; supremecourt
Charles came incredibly close to inheriting the DUmmie FUnnies last Wednesday. I was half trotting across a busy street when I hopped up on the center divider. Unfortunately, it had rained a bit earlier and still slippery soooo...I tumbled forward into oncoming traffic on the other side. I hit the pavement and a car narrowly swerved around me. It was as close as I came to going across to the "other side of the river." Meanwhile I also broke my right pinkie finger. Facture with the pinkie at a sickening angle. Even more sickening was the bone broke the surface of that finger. However, I am counting my lucky stars since I am HERE (sorry DUmmies). I have my pinkie in a splint for a month but I should be okay after that. I can sort of tell my pinkie will be okay because no pain now and I can even wiggle it a bit inside the splint.
1 posted on 03/25/2012 6:54:35 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 03/25/2012 6:58:49 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ,

Here’s hoping for a quick, complete recovery so you can continue entertaining a lot of us (and tweaking the DU moonbats).


3 posted on 03/25/2012 7:00:30 PM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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To: PJ-Comix

Don’t be in such a rush, PJ.

We can’t afford to lose anymore of the good guys here and at NewsBusters.


4 posted on 03/25/2012 7:02:58 PM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik (In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Were you on your way to the store with your coupons for 100 cases of free deodorant?


5 posted on 03/25/2012 7:03:40 PM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: PJ-Comix

Glad your injuries were minor. We would really miss you if you had “bought the farm”. :)


6 posted on 03/25/2012 7:04:45 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: 17th Miss Regt

Everything’s cool except I can’t use my right pinkie to type the letter “p” so I just have to pause while typing and use another finger. Back to regular typing in a month when splint comes off. BTW, I broke my pinkie when it hit the pavement. At first shock looking at it. Then even more shock when an oncoming car swerved narrowly around me while I was lying on the pavement.


7 posted on 03/25/2012 7:06:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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To: submarinerswife

Actually I was crossing the street with a pocket full of coupons that I hoped to use.


8 posted on 03/25/2012 7:13:14 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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To: PJ-Comix

C’mon DUmmies - you can say it....”Øbamacare is Doooomed!”


9 posted on 03/25/2012 7:14:02 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Will deny at least one part to further muddy the issue and appear to assuage their wingbat supporters.

What is a "wingbat"? They're the moonbats and we're the wingnuts.

Maybe wingbats are what the children of Mary Matalin and Gollum will grow up to be. :-)

10 posted on 03/25/2012 7:39:48 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: PJ-Comix
“...except I can’t use my right pinkie to type the letter ‘p’...”

A certain logorrheal Dummie will be relieved to read that (there's no doubt he WILL come here to read it).

11 posted on 03/25/2012 7:51:15 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow, PJ, glad to hear you’re still with us.

Charles would do an admirable job with the FUnnies, of course, but we’d miss you.

Pinkies are no fun. My mother broke hers falling off a sidewalk as we were arriving in Egypt for a two week vacation.

Ever visited Egyptian health care facilities? Maybe the DUmmies should try that before they whine about the health care here.


12 posted on 03/25/2012 7:52:40 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface)
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To: PJ-Comix

ow-ow-ow....

Glad you didn’t become a PJ Frizbee! (Just some dark humor here)

Get the pinkie well soon!


13 posted on 03/25/2012 7:57:37 PM PDT by LUV W (Obama's foot soldiers are repulsive human debris and the voting public is sick to death of them! *RL)
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To: PJ-Comix
They actually seem to have absolute royal-like power. No one can seem to stop them, even when what they do is outside their jurisdiction, and to all appearances, unconstitutional and maybe even treasonous.

Who's he talking about, Pelosi's 2009 House of Representatives?

14 posted on 03/25/2012 8:33:49 PM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; Ballygrl; All
Charles came incredibly close to inheriting the DUmmie FUnnies. . . .

I'm glad you're able to do some DUFUing right now, PJ, because this has not been a good month for me to do much. Besides it being Lent--extra services and all, and now we're approaching Holy Week--I was out of the country March 8-17, teaching in Indonesia.

I might be able to get in a DUFU this week, but don't count on it. It probably won't be until mid-April that I'll be able to get back into the swing of things.

15 posted on 03/25/2012 8:54:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix

Glad you’re ok, PJ! Looking forward to so really FUnnie DUFUs if/when the Obamacare is overturned! :)


16 posted on 03/25/2012 9:23:25 PM PDT by Pinkbell (Rick Santorum For President (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N89LGhm-Ztc))
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To: PJ-Comix

Eh, calling it ObamaCare is giving credit where none is due - it was almost all Pelosi. From swift moves to ‘Pass it then you can read it’, she shoved this thing through. Obama is what he is, just Present in the White House. Yes, he signed it, but very little of it came from the White House.


17 posted on 03/26/2012 12:32:35 AM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: PJ-Comix
They actually seem to have absolute royal-like power. No one can seem to stop them, even when what they do is outside their jurisdiction, and to all appearances, unconstitutional and maybe even treasonous.
Okay this cinches it. DUmmies really are complete idiots. They must all live under rocks and only crawl out for 5 minutes a night to talk to their neighboring under-rock dwelling DUmmie about 'the word on the street' of what's happening.

'series', Where does this IDIOT think that Roe came from? And all this 'Separation of Church and State' nonsense. Or about the current leftist Justices -- Ginsberg and Breyer -- who open;y brag about looking to foreign laws and constitutions to decide matters regarding OUR constitution? Not to mention when Sandy baby (O'Connor for those in Rio Linda) wrote her last opinion in upholding a challenge to Roe. It was a real doozie in logic and law.

paraphrasing: 'Even if Roe was originally decided incorrectly, we shouldn't overturn it now because it's been around for such a long time. An entire industry has grown around it that employs tens of thousands of people. Overturning it now would hurt our economy as all those people in the industry would lose their jobs.'
Now how's THAT for legal reasoning on something that should only pertain to the Constitution of the USA! Heck her only inference to it was that Roe *may* have been initially wrong as all those penumbras and emanations cited in Roe regarding our constitution was made up pie-in-the-sky baloney!

But all that was okay with DUmmieland. The problem now with our 'Rogue SCOTUS' is that Obama's pet law is in the cross-hairs. That they can't handle, idiot morons.

18 posted on 03/26/2012 4:57:31 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Condor51
Correction to my post 18

"upholding a challenge to Roe."

should have been... "upholding Roe to a challenge."

19 posted on 03/26/2012 5:12:06 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: PJ-Comix
They actually seem to have absolute royal-like power. No one can seem to stop them, even when what they do is outside their jurisdiction, and to all appearances, unconstitutional and maybe even treasonous.

Are they talking about the SC repealing Obamacare or the audacity of Congress in passing such a law in the first place? Whoever posted that sure didn't think before posting!

20 posted on 03/26/2012 5:33:31 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Get well soon, PJ! We love having you here among us!


21 posted on 03/26/2012 5:34:52 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Perjury and other crimes should be enough to impeach them if there was actual justice.

If that is the case, most of the dims in congress should be behind bars. "We have to pass it to find out what's in it."

22 posted on 03/26/2012 5:47:04 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: Condor51

By Sandra Day O’Connor’s logic, slavery would still be around.


23 posted on 03/26/2012 6:31:51 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (Hope for the best. Prepare for the worst.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Glad you were able to stay on this side of the river. I guess God doesn’t quite need you in Heaven yet.


24 posted on 03/26/2012 6:41:12 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yikes, PJ! Glad you avoided the grim reaper, but sorry about your pinky! Hope it heals quickly.


25 posted on 03/26/2012 6:50:52 AM PDT by Purrcival (Herman Cain 2012 (*sigh*))
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To: PJ-Comix

“due to Congress’s own cowardice and corruption.”

The Pelosi/Reid led congress that had unstoppable majorities? That one? The one that was in place for 2 years and illegally “deemed” it passed? The one that the american citizenry threw out of office and now are working to get rid of this confiscation of our physical beings?

That congress DUmmies?

What ever happenned to keeping your laws off my body?


26 posted on 03/26/2012 7:16:44 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007
*** By Sandra Day O’Connor’s logic, slavery would still be around. ***

Yep, that's what could be assumed by what she used to defend Roe.

27 posted on 03/26/2012 7:19:39 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

The use of the words “Dummies” and “sweat” together in a subject line is something I don’t care to contemplate. But I’ll give you a pass, what with your digit malfunction. Hope it gets better real soon...


28 posted on 03/26/2012 8:05:42 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m glad you are OK, PJ. You and your coupons.

What would we do if you weren’t here to bravely report what the freaks at DU were up to? Stay safe and remember to carry your wooden spike and holy water next time you venture over to the dark side for our next episode of DUFU.


29 posted on 03/26/2012 8:13:11 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m glad you didn’t go to the Great Coupon Redeemer in the Sky.


30 posted on 03/26/2012 8:26:46 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (There's no shame in attacking a criminal's bean bag. -- Ron Swanson)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have my pinkie in a splint for a month

No Earl Grey for you brother ;-)

Not that I know what it is...

31 posted on 03/26/2012 11:37:59 AM PDT by Toadman (To piss off a conservative, tell a lie. To piss off a liberal, tell the truth.)
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To: PJ-Comix
...chuckling over how the democrats FAILED to consider constitutionality when ramming ObamaCare through Congess

I think Pelosi, Reid and Obama figured they would have a chance to appoint 1 or 2 more libs before this ever got to the Supremes. They didn't fail to consider...they just didn't give an Obama.

32 posted on 03/26/2012 12:45:30 PM PDT by hattend (Jesus wants me to make churches pay for abortions. - Barack Obama)
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To: PJ-Comix

Please PJ! Cross at the green, not inbetween!

Still waiting for a DUFU of the Grayson car crash!


33 posted on 03/26/2012 2:28:39 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Don't predict which part will be struck down, but suspect they will accept the individual responsibility part. Will deny at least one part to further muddy the issue and appear to assuage their wingbat supporters.

What? STOP THE MADNESS!!!

34 posted on 03/26/2012 6:04:18 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yet another great one PJ!


35 posted on 03/26/2012 8:25:57 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: PJ-Comix

This thread has got me wondering.....
Besides the mandate, What the F is obamacare anyways?
Does anybody really know?


36 posted on 03/26/2012 8:28:28 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: PJ-Comix

Thank God you made it PJ.
You and Breitbart in the same month would have been unimaginable.
Stay safe.
:)


37 posted on 03/26/2012 8:32:58 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: GeronL

Welcome back aboard, PINGEE #1055. Looking forward to reading your comments again.


38 posted on 03/27/2012 3:29:40 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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To: PJ-Comix

bump!


39 posted on 03/27/2012 3:35:03 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: PJ-Comix

Kagan comes across as a fool.


40 posted on 03/27/2012 3:36:31 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thank goodness we don’t have death panels yet, the liberal bureaucrats would have put you down after Googling your name.


41 posted on 03/27/2012 3:38:49 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: PJ-Comix
I hit the pavement and a car narrowly swerved around me. It was as close as I came to going across to the "other side of the river."

Gosh, Peej, I'm glad the only damage you sustained was to your pinkie! Oh, and I hope that you were wearing your brown pants that day. XD

42 posted on 03/28/2012 10:28:45 AM PDT by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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