As a Californian, I would remind my Texan friends that a lot of that list applies to them as well.
They haven't forgotten all the controversy their Governor stirred up a few months ago when he tried to explain why "undocumented Texans"...ummm....errr....I mean "illegal aliens" were being granted in-state tuition rates to attend their institutes of higher indoctrination, have they?
I don’t recall Gov. Perry using the term “undocumented Texans.” But I do think he’d give you a big smile and laugh at your joke. Perry is for a sealed border, killed off cartels and NO amnesty (and if it still hasn’t sunk in, he’s supported fencing in urban areas - where it works).