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Why Is Bill Maher An Atheist?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-27-12 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 03/27/2012 1:38:12 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

I can only think of one reason...




TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: atheism; billmaher

1 posted on 03/27/2012 1:38:18 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

bill maher=demon spawn


2 posted on 03/27/2012 1:40:50 PM PDT by brivette
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To: The Looking Spoon
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Psalm 14:1

3 posted on 03/27/2012 1:44:42 PM PDT by re_nortex (DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

He’s not.

Liberalism is a religion.


4 posted on 03/27/2012 1:48:34 PM PDT by NoLibZone (When will Obama call Trayvon's mom? He was quick to call Sandra Fluke.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

An atheist? And all this time I just thought he was an a**hole!


5 posted on 03/27/2012 1:48:42 PM PDT by jimmango
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To: The Looking Spoon

Atheism is the only logical choice for the amoral.


6 posted on 03/27/2012 1:49:38 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Jimmy Carter Is No Longer The Worst President To Have Served In My Lifetime.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
His penis is only half the size of his nose and he looks just like his mother.

She saw him and said, oh God, no; and he thought she said Oh, no God.

7 posted on 03/27/2012 1:50:51 PM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorists savages.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Because he wants to do what he wants to do without any accountability. And he wants to behave in a manner that convinces others of the same so that he’s not alone in the boat to hell.


8 posted on 03/27/2012 1:51:16 PM PDT by DallasDeb (usafa06mom)
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To: The Looking Spoon

.... because he was born half Jewish, half Christian, and a halfwit?


9 posted on 03/27/2012 1:52:38 PM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to DC to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: NoLibZone

You’re right. It’s a pagan religion with a pantheon of very demanding gods. Unlike most pagan religions, you can’t have one primary family or house god. You are expected to worship them all equally and absolutely. That’s why they’re all freakin’ crazy! Maher is a high priest of crazy.


10 posted on 03/27/2012 1:52:59 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Because he looks like my butt.


11 posted on 03/27/2012 1:54:22 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: The Looking Spoon

How else could he worship Bill Maher?

SnakeDoc


12 posted on 03/27/2012 1:54:34 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("I've shot people I like more for less." -- Raylan Givens)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Like every other “athiest”, Maher has not yet been permitted to see that the God of Israel is real. That may change during his remaining years on earth, or he may see it when every knee bows. Be grateful if you have been granted such faith during these years.


13 posted on 03/27/2012 1:54:34 PM PDT by Dutchboy88
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To: The Looking Spoon

Because he is an idiot who thinks he’s smart.

Next question.


14 posted on 03/27/2012 1:55:29 PM PDT by DiogenesLamp (Partus Sequitur Patrem)
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To: Dutchboy88

I don’t think Maher knows if there is a God or not, he just hates Christianity.


15 posted on 03/27/2012 1:55:45 PM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Besides, he’s got enough money to do something about that nose—many times over.


16 posted on 03/27/2012 1:55:51 PM PDT by DallasDeb (usafa06mom)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Because after his career as an actor went no where, he figured out he could make a ton of money by saying controversial things.

He does believe in God, the God called money. And he will do or say anything as long as it makes him lots of money. Unfortunately, his outlandish statements draw criticism from sane people - which results in free advertising.

Like most liberal idiots, he is also devious and ingenious. If conservatives could bring themselves to completely ignore everything he says, he would probably be gone in a year or less.

17 posted on 03/27/2012 1:59:40 PM PDT by I cannot think of a name
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To: The Looking Spoon

Even an atheist has a God..
The God is them themselves..

Marxists worship givernment, atheists worship themselves..
Its not a matter of what you say, its a matter of what you DO (and don’t Do) that shows who you are..


18 posted on 03/27/2012 2:00:38 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: The Looking Spoon

,,,,, because he has no moral conscience or soul that’s why . He is an empty vessel .


19 posted on 03/27/2012 2:05:32 PM PDT by Lionheartusa1 (-: Socialism is the equal distribution of misery :-)
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To: The Looking Spoon

1. Guilt

2. Arrogance

3. His mommy didn’t love him enough.


20 posted on 03/27/2012 2:07:46 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Why is Maher an athiest? Because God doesn’t want him.

Satan has a special place all picked out for Maher.


21 posted on 03/27/2012 2:09:15 PM PDT by mardi59 ( Go Newt!!)
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To: allmendream
.... because he was born half Jewish

And the Mohel slipped?

22 posted on 03/27/2012 2:11:34 PM PDT by ssaftler (Obama 2008: "Hope and Change" Obama 2012: "Excuses and Blame")
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To: ssaftler
No worries, they only cut off the top half. Ask Ann Coulter. ;)
23 posted on 03/27/2012 2:12:36 PM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to DC to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: Lionheartusa1
I had the displeasure of being in the same wedding party as Maher over the course of a long weekend in NYC years ago. He's intelligent and sharp, but uses those gifts for bad purposes. He insulted waitresses, stiffed people on tips, just generally made a total obnoxious asshat of himself all weekend. He didn't look to any of his companions to see if they were on board with his "brand" of humor. I believe he will do or say anything to make himself laugh.

He is his own god.

24 posted on 03/27/2012 2:16:41 PM PDT by Ol' Sox
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To: The Looking Spoon

So you’re mad at him for saying things you don’t like?

Didn’t you just say things he wouldn’t like?

What’s the difference? Right and wrong aside... what’s the difference?

It’s just words.

Hey, I don’t expect you to respond, you’re a blog pimp.


25 posted on 03/27/2012 2:19:29 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Ol' Sox

Maher reminds me of George Soros.... a self hating Jew. Shame there are those really. Such a rich heritage with fantastic traditions...


26 posted on 03/27/2012 2:29:44 PM PDT by 4everontheRight (And the story began with..."Once there was a great nation......")
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To: SnakeDoctor

And they call Rush the devil!


27 posted on 03/27/2012 2:30:03 PM PDT by JFC
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To: re_nortex

Maybe this verse is given twice, just so it will not be over looked: Psalm 14:1 and Psalm 53:1)

“The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. (53:1a)

Another verse is given twice in Proverbs:

“There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.” (Proverbs 14:12 and Proverbs 16:25)


28 posted on 03/27/2012 2:43:14 PM PDT by LetMarch (If a man knows the right way to live, and does not live it, there is no greater coward. (Anonymous)
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To: re_nortex; Dutchboy88

For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. ~ I Cor. 1:18

For everyone practicing evil hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his deeds should be exposed. ~ John 3:20

Now when the Gentiles heard this, they were glad and glorified the word of the Lord. And as many as had been appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48


29 posted on 03/27/2012 2:45:09 PM PDT by Pining_4_TX ( The state is the great fiction by which everybody seeks to live at the expense of everybody else. ~)
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To: DallasDeb

If he were going to have any work done on any part of his head, the nose is almost the last bit I’d get to.

Just saying...


30 posted on 03/27/2012 2:45:55 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (No wonder this administration favors abortion; everything they have done is an abortion)
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To: The Looking Spoon

That’s a brown nose Berry could fall in love with.


31 posted on 03/27/2012 3:00:02 PM PDT by peeps36 (America is being destroyed by filthy traitors in the political establishment)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Bingo!


32 posted on 03/27/2012 3:19:42 PM PDT by Dutchboy88
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To: The Looking Spoon

I don’t think Maher is an atheist. He probably believes in some god, just not God. Maybe Moloch, or Mammon, or Marx.


33 posted on 03/27/2012 3:31:03 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." -- Hillary Clinton)
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To: The Looking Spoon

It’s probably a bit more elementary than that. The first question to ask a gay person, a gang member, an atheist, a communist, a druggie is this: how’s your relationship been with your mom and dad through the years?


34 posted on 03/27/2012 3:31:29 PM PDT by lurk
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To: The Looking Spoon

Because once he tried to pray and they came back to him marked Return to Sender.


35 posted on 03/27/2012 3:33:56 PM PDT by Yaelle (Santorum 2012 - our sole chance to stop the Rominee)
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To: lurk

He was so ugly when he was born, the doctor “slapped” his mother.


36 posted on 03/27/2012 6:10:31 PM PDT by Gertie
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