Skip to comments.A New Recipe for Success in America
Posted on 03/28/2012 6:35:13 PM PDT by RightOnline
In light of the recent shooting of young Trayvon Martin in Florida and the subsequent hoopla surrounding the incident, I have finally come to a conclusion.
No longer do black kids and their families have to look to professional sports or rap/hip-hop stardom as their sole avenues to success. We have a whole new paradigm; an entire new victimhood industry just waiting to be exploited with explosive growth potential.
Allow me to explain how this works, ladies and gentlemen.
First...you must be black. No exceptions. You don't have to be married, just have kids (preferably male). Then, do all that you can to ensure your son wholly embraces the hip-hop/thug lifestyle (yes, I know how oxymoronic "thug lifestyle" sounds). Frankly, it's easier than ever for this to happen. The media, the "entertainment" industry, black "leaders", black sports stars all seem to encourage, embrace, and otherwise indulge in this "get me; I'm bad-ass" approach to life. Benign neglect should suffice; turn junior loose in the 'hood and the public "school" system, let him watch and listen to whatever he wishes, never correct him, NEVER bring him to a legitimate church....and nature will take its course.
Now that the hard part is over, the rest is gravy as long as you see to it that junior eventually gets gunned down by a white man....or someone close to white (what exactly is a "white Hispanic", anyway?). Junior acting alone can be best, but it's not important. Just see to it that he ends up dead at the hand of someone with lighter skin.
THEN......baby, you're in da money. Trademark junior's name (Perquan, Tyrone, Lavonish, or any other pseudo-African-sounding name; any silly combination of syllables will suffice). Get the media machine, the entire Left, black "leaders" and churches, sports stars, celebrities, etc. to cry and moan and accuse and rant and threaten carnage over the death of your son.
Oh....revenge; don't forget revenge. They HAVE to want revenge; they want the killer's BLOOD, nothing less.
Finally....watch as the funds come pouring into your family coffers. Hoodies, key chains, coffee (malt liquor?) mugs, baseball caps (to be worn backward, of course)...you name it, all emblazoned with your newly-trademarked (and dead) son's name and image. Life is good.
Isn't America a great country????!!!!
So take heart, black America. Revel in the fact that Treyvon Martin's death has opened up such an avenue of success for you. You should be thrilled; in fact, you should throw a huge parade for Mr. Zimmerman (after you lynch him, of course).
Oh....almost forgot. For those who haven’t heard and think that this is preposterous, read it and weep:
“Trayvon Inc: Fla teen’s case turns into brand”
Thanks for the post, RightOnline.
My immediate question concerns the gutless Republican wonders in Florida.
Here we got racist black pampers threatening a lynching. That’s against Florida law. I checked.
So where’s governor “No Friggin Balls” calling out the state guard to arrest the black pampers? He’s not around.
Where’s the state attorney general to file charges? He’s also MIA.
I think you good Florida souls need to elect a new governor and attorney general to protect your children.
When enforcing the law becomes politically incorrect, we’re done as a nation of laws.
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