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Kagan Confident Violation Won’t Get Her in Trouble
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 30 March 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/30/2012 9:44:43 PM PDT by John Semmens

Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan brushed off accusations that her participation in the Court’s hearing on Obamacare violates the law. Section 455(b)(3) of Title 28 of the U.S. Code requires judges to disqualify themselves from hearing cases when they have “served in governmental employment and in such capacity participated as counsel, adviser, or material witness concerning the proceeding or expressed an opinion concerning the merits of the particular case or controversy.” As Solicitor General, Kagan served in such a role.

“The most important job for a judge is to mete out justice,” Kagan asserted. “Mere parchment—whether it be a Constitution or a statute—cannot be allowed to infringe upon this solemn duty. Ensuring that everyone has health care epitomizes the President’s quest for justice. I will do everything I can to aid this quest.”

“Besides, whether a person is brought up on charges for an alleged violation of the law is at the prosecutor’s discretion,” Kagan added. “Does anyone seriously believe that Attorney General Holder would press charges against me for seeking to defend the health care law from its right-wing assailants? The two of us worked long and hard to craft the Administration’s legal defense of the law. We’re on the same team.”

Kagan rounded out her case for self-confidence saying “if by some freak occurrence I were to be impeached and convicted, is there any doubt that I would be pardoned by President Obama? I assure you, I’m not worried.”

In related news, Kagan dismissed Obamacare opponents’ argument that the law is coercive. “Since when is forcing people to buy something that’s good for them ‘coercive?’” she asked Plaintiff attorney Paul Clement. “Didn’t your mother ever force you to eat your vegetables? Would you call that coercive? Or was she just looking out for your well-being? Isn’t that what the government is doing here?”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://constitutionclub.org/2012/03/30/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-13/


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; constitution; obamacare; satire; tyranny; wasteoftime
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To: John Semmens
What's up with asking the 'fox guarding the hen house' how many chickens there are????? This is buhl shiite. Perhaps this is the lefty strategy.. So they can get a 'do over' judgment later but only after the court is stacked with mostly socialists.

Whatever happened to 'not wanting to give the appearance of impropriety'? Looks like honor and doing what is right is GONE. Fewer and fewer men understand or possess honor or respect so I can only imagine the rarity of it in females nowadays.. VERY APPARENTLY.

51 posted on 03/31/2012 12:27:07 AM PDT by FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
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To: John Semmens

Let’s just hope she gets impeached and convicted AFTER 0bama leaves office.


52 posted on 03/31/2012 12:30:35 AM PDT by FedsRStealingOurCountryFromUs
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To: John Semmens

How I wish this were satire, John!


53 posted on 03/31/2012 12:41:39 AM PDT by Yaelle (Santorum 2012 - our sole chance to stop the Rominee)
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To: John Semmens

My head almost exploded before I realized it was satire...


54 posted on 03/31/2012 1:46:59 AM PDT by BigCinBigD
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To: BigCinBigD; Yaelle; John Semmens

Obama’s quotes from 2008 aren’t satire, and fit in with what Kagen thinks, which John has accurately portrayed. Midway through is “good”, where he talks about how the courts weren’t radical enough, and didn’t break free from the constraints placed by the Founding Fathers. (”as they are interpreted”!!!) And I pray to God that Obama is losing his chance now.

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“If you look at the victories and failures of the civil rights movement, and its litigation strategy in the court, I think where it succeeded was to vest formal rights in previously dispossessed peoples, so that I would now have the right to vote, I would now be able to sit at a lunch counter and order and as long as I could pay for it I’d be okay.”

“But,” Obama said, “The Supreme Court never ventured into the issues of redistribution of wealth and sort of more basic issues of political and economic justice in this society. And to that extent as radical as I think people tried to characterize the Warren Court, it wasn’t that radical. It didn’t break free from the essential constraints that were placed by the founding fathers in the Constitution, as least as it’s been interpreted, and Warren Court interpreted in the same way that generally the Constitution is a charter of negative liberties, says what the states can’t do to you, says what the federal government can’t do to you, but it doesn’t say what the federal government or the state government must do on your behalf. And that hasn’t shifted.”

Obama said “one of the, I think, the tragedies of the civil rights movement, was because the civil rights movement became so court focused, I think that there was a tendency to lose track of the political and community organizing activities on the ground that are able to put together the actual coalitions of power through which you bring about redistributive change, and in some ways we still suffer from that.”


55 posted on 03/31/2012 2:01:29 AM PDT by 21twelve
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To: John Semmens

I.m afraid this person doesn’t understand that she may be impeached by the NEXT President and their AG will definitely prosecute her and NO republican president will pardon her.

Thank about that lady justice.....in 10 months your breaking the law may get you canned.


56 posted on 03/31/2012 2:36:38 AM PDT by The Wizard (Madam President is my President now and in the future)
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To: Yaelle

you may have fooled yourself this time.....because you have posted the truth in disguise....it fooled me and made me mad, but you have done us all a service by printing the true feelings of an enemy of America


57 posted on 03/31/2012 2:43:21 AM PDT by The Wizard (Madam President is my President now and in the future)
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To: John Semmens

When those who presume to be our masters feel unencumbered by the documents that represent our “contract” (if you will) they leave us with little option but to demonstrate their vulnerability...


58 posted on 03/31/2012 3:30:04 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: John Semmens

Are you a drive-by poster? Methinks so.


59 posted on 03/31/2012 3:33:22 AM PDT by Former War Criminal (Who am I? Why am I here?)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder; rockinqsranch; John Semmens

john is a great writer of satire, and yet so much of what he writes while is indeed satire...it is only a few angstroms away from the truth.

This is one such instance.

Kagan is another blithering idiot leftist who is purported to be so smart. Yet the empirical evidence to support such a statement is invisible. She was president of Harvard Law. Which in my mind immediately disqualifies her.

Harvard should have it’s charter revoked, the staff should be fired and the buildings raised. The current problems of the country can be laid at the doorstep of Harvard and the actions of its graduates. I would extend this to Columbia and Yale as well. Between these three “schools” they have harbored and produced the worst minds of the past 50 years.


60 posted on 03/31/2012 4:53:08 AM PDT by Ouderkirk (Democrats...the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy, and Sedition)
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To: John Semmens

How can you be an activist Supreme Court Judge if you recuse yourself ??? There are three other judges just as corrupt as Kagan . When deciding a case rarely will Breyer , Sotomayor , Ginsberg or Kagan decide based on the merits of our constitution . They should all be impeached based on their reluctance to follow the Constitutions outline . Good luck with that . The Federal Govt. is every bit as corrupt as Chicago’s thugs and worse IMO .


61 posted on 03/31/2012 5:08:02 AM PDT by Lionheartusa1 (-: Socialism is the equal distribution of misery :-)
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To: John Semmens

...just when you think its safe to come out....


62 posted on 03/31/2012 5:14:38 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: John Semmens

You got me again!

Until I got to the “pardon” part, I didn’t check for your tag....


63 posted on 03/31/2012 6:21:28 AM PDT by G Larry (We are NOT obliged to carry the snake in our pocket and then dismiss the bites as natural behavior.)
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To: aquila48
...who has voiced open disdain for the constitution she has sworn to uphold.

@
The somnambulist spoke?


64 posted on 03/31/2012 6:28:25 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Jeff Head; John Semmens

John Semmens is a good guy....:o)

I have been caught at times looking at the RSS feeds and click on the thread to type a rant on the insanity and find it’s Johns very well written Satire......LOL !

With this socialist bunch of polidiots and presstitutes and their handlers in charge now it’s harder every day to determine satire from truth with the crap they promote.

Good job John !!

Stay safe Jeff & John !!


65 posted on 03/31/2012 8:42:20 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: John Semmens

Outstand satire. I’m sure Kagan is saying such things in private.


66 posted on 03/31/2012 8:45:50 AM PDT by WashingtonSource
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To: Ouderkirk

I’ve had many a negative thought on those “schools” over the years, but completely missed that train of thought.

Agree with your assessment.


67 posted on 03/31/2012 9:05:33 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: Former War Criminal

John replies by freepmail. I have a slew of them to prove it.


68 posted on 03/31/2012 9:12:26 AM PDT by Excellence (9/11 was an act of faith.)
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To: John Semmens

This witch needs to be tried for treason. She is pretty useless and should leave the court which she is not suited to.


69 posted on 03/31/2012 11:18:49 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: John Semmens

Of course not — she’s a leftist. Laws don’t apply to tehm.


70 posted on 03/31/2012 12:39:00 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: John Semmens

I almost didn’t realize this was satire, even after looking at the site first.


71 posted on 03/31/2012 12:47:55 PM PDT by Danae (Anail nathrach, ortha bhais is beatha, do cheal deanaimh)
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To: John Semmens

way closer to the truth, but still LOL


72 posted on 03/31/2012 1:16:30 PM PDT by markman46 (engage brain before using keyboard!!!)
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To: John Semmens

John, you’re a genius, especially the parchment remark. Captures the liberal arrogance perfectly.

Thank you for the ping.


73 posted on 03/31/2012 1:43:00 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: John Semmens

There is now no real difference between reality and satire.
Bizarro Socialist World.

More fun here,,,,my attempt at humor for the day...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2866423/posts


74 posted on 03/31/2012 2:16:27 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." T. Jefferson (I AM ANDREW BREITBART))
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To: John Semmens

Thanks for the ping ,John.
Another beauty. :)


75 posted on 03/31/2012 3:01:37 PM PDT by moose07 (The truth will out, one day.)
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To: aquila48

Right you are! Let the IMPEACHMENT of Ruthie BG begin!


76 posted on 03/31/2012 9:56:23 PM PDT by Graewoulf ((Dictator Baby-Doc Barack's obama"care" violates Sherman Anti-Trust Law, AND U.S. Constitution.))
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To: Graewoulf

“Right you are! Let the IMPEACHMENT of Ruthie BG begin!”

Not a chance, unfortunately. The G in GOP does not stand for Gonads.


77 posted on 03/31/2012 11:56:43 PM PDT by aquila48
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