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Pelosi Says There Are Other Options in Trayvon Martin Death
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 31 March 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/31/2012 1:34:44 PM PDT by John Semmens

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) said she is weighing “other options” in the event that Florida officials are unsuccessful in punishing George Zimmerman for shooting Trayvon Martin.

Martin was killed by neighborhood watch volunteer Zimmerman February 26. Though all the facts are not yet publicly known, demands that Zimmerman be charged with murder have been gaining momentum in certain circles. The New Black Panther Party has posted a $10,000 reward for Zimmerman’s capture and is in the process of organizing a 5,000-man posse to undertake the effort. Celebrities Spike Lee and Roseanne Barr have “tweeted” address information for different Zimmermans residing in Florida. Representative Bobby Rush (D-Ill) wore a “hoodie” sweatshirt on the floor of the House.

“If these efforts to secure justice for Trayvon don’t succeed we will have to look at what we can do to make things right,” Pelosi vowed. One of the measures Pelosi says she’s looking into is “the possibility that Congress could pass a bill declaring Zimmerman guilty and impose a reasonable penalty. Or maybe the President can declare him an enemy and have him taken out by one of those drone thingies. But the bottom line is we can’t abide racist local officials condoning the murder of a Black youth.”

In related news, Pelosi called Rush’s hoodie demonstration “the most heroic act I’ve ever witnessed.”

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TOPICS: Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: blackkk; florida; georgezimmerman; racism; satire; trayvon; trayvonmartin; zimmerman

1 posted on 03/31/2012 1:34:50 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Here’s a novel idea. How about the truth?


2 posted on 03/31/2012 1:36:57 PM PDT by crosshairs (Civil rights are for civil people.)
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To: John Semmens

your bad... LOL


3 posted on 03/31/2012 1:36:57 PM PDT by markman46 (engage brain before using keyboard!!!)
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To: John Semmens

I like your posts, but sometimes it’s hard to tell where the wit ends and reality begins. Something about truth being stranger than fiction, et al.


4 posted on 03/31/2012 1:38:21 PM PDT by andyk (Go Juan Pablo!)
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To: John Semmens

“Unsucessful in punishing Zimmerman...”

Really? Not much agenda there.


5 posted on 03/31/2012 1:42:27 PM PDT by Clara Lou (ABO! Go Newt!)
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To: crosshairs

Truth from Pelosi ? When will that start ? I find this very sad the way the left tries to divide America. There has to be a thorough investigation and if Zimmerman is guilty of murder, go after him but with Eric Holder, Obama, the black panthers, can you trust the investigation ? I have no respect, or less, from 99% of the politicians. Even a lot of republicans.
I would hope this country deserves far better than we have.


6 posted on 03/31/2012 1:42:54 PM PDT by Pedrobud
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To: John Semmens

so the IRS found nothing


7 posted on 03/31/2012 1:47:04 PM PDT by molson209
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To: John Semmens

I fell for it. Sounds just lie them, though. Sounds like a Pelosi comment.


8 posted on 03/31/2012 1:47:35 PM PDT by Clara Lou (ABO! Go Newt!)
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To: John Semmens

That does about sum up the whole matter from a Leftist perspective John. Thanks for the head shakin’, head spinner.


9 posted on 03/31/2012 1:47:47 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens
Considering the chaotic, scrambled crap that frequently comes from this hag's mouth, this article may be prophetic.

With her, there is no limit to how insane it might sound, and still be believable.

10 posted on 03/31/2012 1:48:44 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: andyk

Yep, it had me going for a minute!


11 posted on 03/31/2012 1:55:11 PM PDT by RightWingConspirator (Obamanation--the most corrupt regime since Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe)
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To: doorgunner69

Old Tommy D’Allesandro, once mayor of Baltimore, did us all no favors when he forgot to strangle Nancy in her crib.


12 posted on 03/31/2012 1:56:44 PM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: John Semmens

I knew it was satire when I got to this obviously over-the top and totally unrealistic statement:

“The New Black Panther Party has posted a $10,000 reward for Zimmerman’s capture...”


13 posted on 03/31/2012 2:00:15 PM PDT by 21twelve
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To: John Semmens

Another Pelosi “option” would be for the DemocRATS to refuse all votes from “white Hispanics” and return the ballots to the “white Hispanic” voters who cast them. That would show them!


14 posted on 03/31/2012 2:02:12 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (It's time to WEAN the government off of our money.)
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To: John Semmens

Some Hispanic dude -
Should rpetend to be Zimmerman
Needs to arm himself to the teeth -
Then let the NBPP Know where
He is


15 posted on 03/31/2012 2:04:27 PM PDT by Eldon Tyrell
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To: John Semmens

Could be he’s hiding out at my house. If the Panthers want him bad enough and brave enough to make it up the mountain, past my 7 rather large security dogs and the rain of hell I’ll be pouring out, come get him. Bring big Al and the 1st right rev. Jessy with you, It’ll be a blast. Innocent till proven guilty.


16 posted on 03/31/2012 2:10:55 PM PDT by JamesA (You don't have to be big to stand tall)
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To: John Semmens

What is she smokin’?


17 posted on 03/31/2012 2:23:25 PM PDT by Jaded (Really? Seriously?)
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To: John Semmens
Whenever any Liberal is quoted saying the things we all know they are thinking, it is always satire.

Except in the case of Al Sharpton.

18 posted on 03/31/2012 2:41:03 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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To: John Semmens

Seems like a perfect time to just “deem” him guilty and get the hanging noose ready..../s


19 posted on 03/31/2012 2:49:17 PM PDT by jennings2004 (President Hayes, Mount Rushmore, telephone, Dear Leader...what a mix!)
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To: John Semmens

Bill of Attainder

Definition: A legislative act that singles out an individual or group for punishment without a trial.

The Constitution of the United States, Article I, Section 9, paragraph 3 provides that: “No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law will be passed.”


20 posted on 03/31/2012 3:38:33 PM PDT by CA_soon_gone
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To: John Semmens

Why isn’t this witch in prison?


22 posted on 03/31/2012 4:03:47 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: John Semmens

Ha ha funny. its satire. And of course a waste of my time.


23 posted on 03/31/2012 4:04:02 PM PDT by ColdSteelTalon (Light is fading to shadow, and casting its shroud over all we have known...)
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To: John Semmens
It is a sad situation we are in when jokes about Democrats from both "The Onion" and "Semi-News/Semi-Satire" can't be recognized as satire anymore.

Or alternatively, it is even worse when actual live comments from leading Democrats and MSM propagandists sound and read like articles in the Onion or Semi-New/Semi-Satire.

24 posted on 03/31/2012 5:30:42 PM PDT by sjmjax (Politicans are like bananas - they start out green, turn yellow, then rot.)
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To: John Semmens

I know - how about a bill of attainder?

Oh, wait...


25 posted on 03/31/2012 5:34:02 PM PDT by Jim Noble ("The Germans: At your feet, or at your throat" - Winston Churchill)
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To: John Semmens
So the OWS Champion gas already decided to ignore the Constitution again?
Blatantly?

This loser doesn't seem to know when to stop digging.

Judge, Jury and executioner? Gonna march around the Capitol with a moron grin and an oversized noose again, Nancy?

26 posted on 03/31/2012 8:09:50 PM PDT by Publius6961 (It’s easy to make phony promises you can’t keep. - Obama, Feb23, 2012)
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To: Publius6961
Ratz!
Semi Satire got me again.
Read the whole thing first Pub!

Even Nancy the uncoordinated hand waver isn't that arroganr and stupid!

27 posted on 03/31/2012 8:13:25 PM PDT by Publius6961 (It’s easy to make phony promises you can’t keep. - Obama, Feb23, 2012)
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