Miscellany Before the Triduum Commences [Ann Barnhardt on FIRE]

1. On "Pink Slime". The so-called "Pink Slime" is a product made by putting beef bones through a high-pressure device that removes every tiny little bit of meat off of the bone. It is very efficient. Pink Slime also contains some connective tissue. Everything gets whizzed up and is made into a meat filler product, which apparently is used in some low-end burger chain burgers. I have no problem with "pink slime". It reduces waste and thus lowers the price of beef to the consumer. It doesn't contain eyeballs or lungs or anything like that, so I'm fine with it. But even then, let me just ask a question of you: Do you eat hot dogs? I do. I LOVE 'em. Chicago style. Or even better, cooked on a stick over a campfire. Yum. The stuff hotdogs are made of makes pink slime look like hand-ground prime tenderloin by comparison. Yes, hot dogs contain things that I would never eat otherwise, but I also know that it's all protein, and if you whizz it up enough, and put enough spices and flavorings in it, it doesn't really matter. I'm the same way about eggs. When I look at a fried egg, all I see is a chicken abortion. I can't eat fried eggs. But scramble those puppies up, and I am THERE. Bottom line: If you eat hot dogs and then get all indignant about "pink slime", you are pretty hypocritical. Pork hot dogs are just "beige slime" and turkey/chicken hot dogs are "ecru slime." This is making me hungry . . . .

The pink slime company has filed for bankruptcy. Don't be surprised if the McDonald's "dollar menu" and 99 cent cheeseburgers go away forever as a result.

2. I am NOT ON FACEBOOK. I am NOT ON FACEBOOK. I am NOT ON FACEBOOK. I am NOT ON FACEBOOK. I am NOT ON FACEBOOK. I am NOT ON FACEBOOK. I am NOT ON FACEBOOK. I am NOT ON FACEBOOK. I am NOT ON FACEBOOK. I am NOT ON FACEBOOK.

That is someone impersonating me. You just "friended" heaven-only-knows-who. CREEPY. Why are you even doing that Facebook crap? It cracks me up that people email me all of these stories about government surveillance and then are on Facebook all day every day, posting verbal and visual records of their entire lives. Uh, hello? Facebook is a giant self-service surveillance net.

3. With regards to Obama's statement that the Supreme Court overturning a law would be "unprecedented" and "judicial activism", let's all remember Ockham's Razor, shall we? The simplest explanation is almost always the correct explanation. Yes, Barry really is that stupid. His Harvard Law degree was BOUGHT AND PAID FOR the day he started classes. No performance was necessary. It was a combination of affirmative action and payola. Barack Obama (or whatever his name is) is a slack-jawed, mouth-breathing, crack-addled idiot. He is also evil and an outright antichrist. He's not THE Antichrist, but he is AN antichrist.

4. Which reminds me, have I ever shown you Michelle LaVaughn Robinson (later Obama)'s Princeton senior thesis?

HERE IT IS. DON'T WORRY, STUPID ISN'T CONTAGIOUS.

You need to read this thing so you can get an appreciation of how low the affirmative action people will stoop. Read this and then understand that some poor kid who was brilliant and worked his butt off in high school DIDN'T get to go to Princeton because Michelle was given his spot. Read this and then sit in stillness for a moment and understand that this borderline-illiteracy got this woman not only a bachelor's from Princeton, but even more amazingly got her into HARVARD LAW. The Harvard Law entry committee absolutely had this thesis pass before their eyes, guaranteed. It is written, and written POORLY, at no higher than a SEVENTH GRADE LEVEL. Nevermind the complete inanity of the topic itself: White People are Mean and Black People Will Always Be Put-upon. Especially the ones who are handed an Ivy League education that they don't deserve. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah. Let's just give her a pass on that. LOOK AT THE QUALITY OF THE PROSE. It is STAGGERINGLY bad. I have to go to the late Christopher Hitchens and his summation of Michelle's thesis, because it cannot be said any better:

“To describe [the thesis] as hard to read would be a mistake; the thesis cannot be ‘read’ at all, in the strict sense of the verb. This is because it wasn’t written in any known language.”

One of the reasons the Obamas are such incredibly dangerous people, aside from their psychopathy, is the fact that they are enormously stupid people and they know this deep-down. They are desperate to maintain the con and thus are blackmailable by their handlers. Barry is, of course, doubly blackmailable because he isn't an American citizen. Hold on. He's triply blackmailable because he is an active homosexual. The psychological stress of all of this is why Michelle is such a miserable witch, drugging herself with designer clothes and plastic surgery, and why Barry is almost certainly dependent on drugs. Bottom line: THIS AIN'T GONNA END WELL, Y'ALL.

There's some really great lines in here!

" I'm the same way about eggs. When I look at a fried egg, all I see is a chicken abortion. "

About Michelle Obaba and her senior thesis at Princeton, "HERE IT IS. DON'T WORRY, STUPID ISN'T CONTAGIOUS."

While Rush thinks (Barack) Obama knows exactly what he is doing with his comments about judicial review, I'm here, like Ann I think, wondering exactly what it is that this guy has EVER said even with his teleprompter that seems remotely clever. Michelle is certainly of a piece.

And FTR, I've said the same thing about Hillary, but never about her murdering husband who always has seemed to me to be extremely intelligent.

ML/NJ

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