Team Obama Can’t Come Up With Slogan That Sticks

The Lonely Conservative ^ | April 9, 2012 | Lonely Conservative

[Harley]

Team Obama is having trouble coming up with a slogan that sticks. They’ve tried pilfering the Ford auto company’s slogan, “Built to Last,” but that didn’t work out so well. Neither did “Win the Future,” “We Can’t Wait,” or “A Fair Shot.” So, what do you think Obama should use as a campaign slogan?

[Harley]

This topic has been on the tv news, but I could not find any posts related to it. When I heard he was having problems I remembered the scene from the old Tom Cruise movie Risky Business:

[Joel Goodson's parents are away for the weekend] Miles: Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the f*ck." "What the f*ck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

I think Obama's Winning the Future (WTF) was what he was thinking. I'm sure a lot of suggestions have been forwarded to the White House for their consideration.

[struggle]

How about “God D*** the USA!”

Or “We love the USKKK!”

[bigbob]

I suggest:

Another
Stupid
Slogan
Hope
Obama
Loses
Everything

[UCANSEE2]

Mulatto Lotto.

[hinckley buzzard]

In 2008 obama made some snarky comment about putting lipstick on a pig. That cliche was made for this problem.

[chittlin]

How about “Yes We Have No Bananas”. Makes as much sense as any of his policies to date.

[rfreedom4u]

How about:

I’m still black!

[Cato in PA]

How about “don’t be a racist?” You can never play the race card too many times if you’re a Democrat.

[albie]

Screw You Amerika?
Up Yours Amerika?
Me Not Thee?
Mo Money, Mo Money, Mo Money?
Shut Your PieHole Amerika?

[saganite]

Urkel for President

“did I do that?”

[ponygirl]

How about “F***ing The Future - One Executive Decree at a Time.”

[ibytoohi]

How about: STICK WITH US. IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE

[zbogwan2]

Obama’s new slogan should accompany a big smiling picture of Obama with the caption below it reading:There weren’t that many shovel ready jobs!

[central_va]

Re-elect Holders Boss in 2012.

or

Black by popular demand.

[USS Alaska]

You mean this isn't it?

[Diogenesis]

How about

"Obama - Undocumented from the Beginning"

[COBOL2Java]

How about: “True to our principles - unlike the other party!”

[abenaki]

How about: Snake-eyed Chicago Street Thugs Are Us

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“5h1t happens!”

[abenaki]

How about: Snake-eyed Chicago Street Thugs Are Us