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Obama Press Secretary Says GOP Is Politicizing Election
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 April 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/20/2012 10:00:16 PM PDT by John Semmens

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To: John Semmens

John, I just woke up, turned on the ‘puter, and was thinkin’ about a cup of coffee when this popped on screen, and I began to read it.

I got down to “Historically, the role of the Secret Service has been to cover up the President’s illicit sexual liaisons, not engage in their own.”, and shook my head, and said “hunh!?”

I then went back up to the top, and FINALLY READ THE HEADLINE, and saw your name. It was then I knew I had to wake up, and be on the alert for a very good read.

Thanks for the chuckle, and thanks for the ping. Always a pleasure to read one of your good satires, but best really to be awake when doing so.


41 posted on 04/21/2012 8:07:57 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Scandals and policy failures are the only things Obama has on his record,so what else is there to talk about?.


42 posted on 04/21/2012 8:55:28 AM PDT by Vaduz
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Signs and wonders for the Obama faithful

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/04/signs_and_wonders_for_the_obama_faithful.html


43 posted on 04/21/2012 9:35:08 AM PDT by Hotlanta Mike (Resurrect the House Committee on Un-American Activities (HCUA)...before there is no America!)
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To: John Semmens

lol


44 posted on 04/21/2012 9:59:01 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: John Semmens

LOL outstanding.


45 posted on 04/21/2012 10:00:40 AM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (Obama ate his own dog as a child in Indonesia??)
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To: John Semmens; mazda77; vette6387; freekitty; flat; unkus; justiceseeker93; seekthetruth; ...

In my opinion, this is a perfect example of the pot (Liberals) calling the kettle black. LOL


46 posted on 04/21/2012 10:15:42 AM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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You got that right.


47 posted on 04/21/2012 10:51:20 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: John Semmens

Had me for a second there.


48 posted on 04/21/2012 10:52:19 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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LOL, your headlines are the best!
Again as is often the case in Bizarro ObamaLand, fiction is extremely close to reality. I especially liked the Nancy Pelosi “quote”.

Cheers


49 posted on 04/21/2012 1:25:26 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Liberalism lives in a gated community surrounded by a mote." R.H.Limbaugh 4-3-2012)
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:-D
...never again, keep me on the ping list.

50 posted on 04/21/2012 6:03:21 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (the DNC/RNC = D.C. Establishment...Brazilian saying: $AME OLD $H!T, W!TH D!FFERENT FL!E$. :^)
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‘In related news, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) urged the President’s critics to reconsider. “You know, the President has been so patient and respectful toward these people,” Pelosi contended. “They should remember that it is in his power to have them jailed or even killed if he deems them a threat to the government.”’

Sounds like something Mrs. “First we have to pass the bill so you can find out what’s in it” would actually say in real life.


51 posted on 04/21/2012 10:35:38 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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‘In related news, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) urged the President’s critics to reconsider. “You know, the President has been so patient and respectful toward these people,” Pelosi contended. “They should remember that it is in his power to have them jailed or even killed if he deems them a threat to the government.”’

Sounds like something Mrs. “First we have to pass the bill so you can find out what’s in it” would actually say in real life.


52 posted on 04/21/2012 10:36:31 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: John Semmens; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; Dengar01

“Politicizing the upcoming elections.”

OMG, that’s CLASSIC!! Well Done John.


53 posted on 04/22/2012 5:55:13 AM PDT by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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That’s probably the best LOL headline you’ve ever written. Thanks for posting.


54 posted on 04/22/2012 10:13:09 AM PDT by Excellence (9/11 was an act of faith.)
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