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Real Barbie girl
The Islamabad Nation ^ | April 24, 2012

Posted on 04/23/2012 7:42:40 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

MOST little girls grow up playing with Barbie dolls. Some even want to look like them. One 21-year-old has become one, or so she says.

Valeria Lukyanova has become an internet sensation in her home country of Russia, claiming on her blog to be the most famed woman on the Russian-language internet. Her doll-like features, long blonde hair and ‘perfect’ body make her look like a real life Barbie.

In fact, with her tiny waist, she bears such a resemblance to the famed plastic doll that cynical web users have been speculating about whether or not she is real. In a spoof video posted on YouTube an animated version of the model undergoes surgery to enhance her already prominent body....

(Excerpt) Read more at nation.com.pk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beauty; internet; photoshop; youtube

1 posted on 04/23/2012 7:42:45 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Man, that’s a bit scary. Might even end up that some of those Japanese-built android/gynoid automatons end up looking more real than girls like that . . .
2 posted on 04/23/2012 7:47:47 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GycgHU6Wlg&feature=relmfu


3 posted on 04/23/2012 7:48:55 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Creepy.
4 posted on 04/23/2012 7:48:59 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I’d hit it....


5 posted on 04/23/2012 7:50:54 PM PDT by freebilly
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To: GonzoGOP

X2


6 posted on 04/23/2012 7:51:03 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Did she go as far as to have a "Made in Japan" stamp where the fiddly bits should be?

That might disappoint some guys.

/johnny

7 posted on 04/23/2012 7:51:11 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Breasts are not pointy enough!


8 posted on 04/23/2012 7:52:48 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

9 posted on 04/23/2012 7:53:27 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wUPttsCyr0&NR=1&feature=endscreen


10 posted on 04/23/2012 7:54:49 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: Olog-hai
If one ignores the "Barbie" angle, she looks about like the cover girl for your average women's magazine.
11 posted on 04/23/2012 7:55:23 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
And besides... real barbie dolls have been chewed by a dog, shot with a bb gun, set on fire, and have no head. And are accompanied by a crying little sister. In my experience (which was many years ago)

/johnny

12 posted on 04/23/2012 7:55:36 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: martin_fierro

I don’t know what that pic on the far right is supposed to be. tHat is nothing like barbie doll proportions.


13 posted on 04/23/2012 7:56:20 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: martin_fierro; a fool in paradise

Libby on far right: NOT GUILTY!


14 posted on 04/23/2012 7:56:53 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Well, there were those Russian twins in Carl Hiaasen's Sick Puppy who were getting plastic surgery to look like Barbie. She's got that plastic, vacuous look down, though.
15 posted on 04/23/2012 7:57:28 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Something tells me she may have the same plumbing
as Ken. (none)


16 posted on 04/23/2012 7:57:41 PM PDT by Sivad (NorCal Red Turf)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

She looks like a Romulen from Star Trek with the dealio between her eyes.

Seriously, trowel on enough makeup on a thin young woman, apply false eyelashes, a push-up bra and voila! - instant Barbie.


17 posted on 04/23/2012 7:58:18 PM PDT by mplsconservative (Impeach Obama Now!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I don’t know what it is, but there’s a ‘Ken’ joke out there somewhere!


18 posted on 04/23/2012 7:58:32 PM PDT by bramps
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To: martin_fierro

None of those look like the Barbie on the left. Who are they trying to kid?


19 posted on 04/23/2012 8:01:15 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: GonzoGOP

I don’t think it is creepy. It is a hobby. A lot better than doing drugs.


20 posted on 04/23/2012 8:02:49 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
Did she go as far as to have a "Made in Japan" stamp where the fiddly bits should be?

Considering the fad in Japan of the doll girlfriends, Barbie probably was made in Japan.
21 posted on 04/23/2012 8:04:17 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Head looks hollow, too.

22 posted on 04/23/2012 8:05:09 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: bramps

Yes we Ken!


23 posted on 04/23/2012 8:09:48 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: gunsequalfreedom

I don’t know why they stretch the Barbie to 7 or 8 feet to acquire the dimensions.

Why they give us the dimensions for a woman 5’8, if she had the dimensions of Barbie. It’s only math.


24 posted on 04/23/2012 8:14:32 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Creepy.


25 posted on 04/23/2012 8:15:29 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I would require an upclose and personal inspection to verify all the equpment.


26 posted on 04/23/2012 8:29:51 PM PDT by Sea Parrot (Nations are only truly great when it's people are struggling against all odds, growing and expanding)
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To: CrazyIvan

LOL


27 posted on 04/23/2012 8:34:32 PM PDT by Nooseman (mutt)
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To: martin_fierro

In the pic posted at #22, it looks like she’s wearing some of those magic circle contact lenses, that are basically widening the outer ring of the iris with a dark colored circle to make the eyes appear larger.


28 posted on 04/23/2012 8:36:10 PM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Wasn’t it said that dolls are something you dress and undress and play around with? ... That one would slap ya!


29 posted on 04/23/2012 8:39:04 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
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30 posted on 04/23/2012 8:52:54 PM PDT by baddog 219
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
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31 posted on 04/23/2012 9:14:37 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

In the words of Charlie Sheen (Two and a half men) “I wonder if she’s anatomically correct?”


32 posted on 04/23/2012 9:17:18 PM PDT by fish hawk (Religion: Man's attempt to gain salvation or the approbation of God by his own works)
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To: Olog-hai

Scary is right.


33 posted on 04/23/2012 9:39:35 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: JRandomFreeper

you were a bad boy.....:O) My daughter was the youngest and had 4 older brothers, they left her barbie alone, but she grew up tough as nails...don’t mess with her...LOL


34 posted on 04/23/2012 10:02:22 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: goat granny
Nah, just a boy. Noise with dirt on it.... That's what a boy is.

We look so angelic and sweet when we finally collapse and fall asleep, but it's just camo. ;)

/johnny

35 posted on 04/23/2012 10:05:48 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The pretty ones are always nuts.


36 posted on 04/23/2012 10:26:03 PM PDT by Maceman
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To: JRandomFreeper

agree with you, angelic and sweet when they sleep. Snakes in the garage, tadpoles by the bucket, boys are fun to raise....I earned my daughter by having 4 boys....:O)


37 posted on 04/23/2012 11:30:59 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: Jonty30

Barbie is an image that can’t be equated to mathematical numbers. The attempt by whoever put up that graphic of Barbie alongside the other woman was obviously to show that Barbie is not sized correctly, in their opinion.

Barbie is sized exactly correctly for Barbie to be marketed to consumers.

As for the image, the girls that are dressing themselves up to look like Barbie have done a darn good job of it. It is impressive. With an artists eye they have captured the look.

In do so, those girls have demonstrated very marketable skills and obvious talent.


38 posted on 04/24/2012 1:04:38 AM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: hinckley buzzard

Paris Hilton


39 posted on 04/24/2012 7:23:13 AM PDT by capt B
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To: martin_fierro

You do know that the reason for Barbie’s “proportions” is so that they show through the clothes, right?
They’re not idealized; you just can’t scale the fabric to make it soft enough to show any femininity through them. If the doll was built with real womanly curves, they wouldn’t show through its clothes.


40 posted on 04/24/2012 7:32:18 AM PDT by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
And besides... real barbie dolls have been chewed by a dog, shot with a bb gun, set on fire, and have no head. And are accompanied by a crying little sister. In my experience (which was many years ago)

Let me guess. You have nothing to do with that, right? ;)

41 posted on 04/24/2012 7:36:16 AM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are the enemies of freedom. Be Andrew Breitbart.)
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To: Maceman

The pretty ones are always nuts.


That’s an understatement..

Remember the old saying..,” For every beautiful woman you see out there, there is a guy who tired of her BS.”


42 posted on 04/24/2012 7:41:57 AM PDT by AFret. ("Charlie don't surf ! ")
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To: Little Ray
You do know that the reason for Barbie’s “proportions” is so that they show through the clothes, right?

I do know that anyone who uses that old rhetorical device has a pretty weak argument.

43 posted on 04/24/2012 8:03:35 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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