Skip to comments.Acme Sharpened Pikes Report to Stockholders
Posted on 04/29/2012 3:22:59 AM PDT by radioone
This Report highlights for our stockholders some of the events taking place in Washington DC and the consequences of those developments on our profit picture this year.
We believe this is an exciting time of opportunity for our sharpened pike business and believe our timely entry into the business of providing citizens with a means of demonstrating their displeasure with their government and our convenient locations in Washington, D.C. and around the country foretells a banner year for Acme and its stockholders.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
I’d like a pike but I can only afford a club or sharp stick.. is there a gov’t program to help me?
Tar and feathers should be doing well this year too.
Politicians are so slimy tar and feathers wouldn’t adhere to them.
Fresh Fruit Not Good Enough For You?!?
Damn! I went long on pitchforks under the reign of Willy the Slick.
Ballots, then bullets was my answer...
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