“hundreds of thousands of workers”
Workers? Really? I think they’re using that term very loosely. Meanwhile billions of real working people will go to work like they do every day because they have responsibilities and self-respect. Some will however be inconvenienced by all the retarded shenanigans people like you intend to cause.
If the NYPD is smart, they would be subscribed to these updates.
Turds.
Reeboks - check
Nike backpack - check
Bottles of Evian - check
Signs decrying corporations - check.
1. Slip on a red armband and pretend to be a “street medic.” When some clown comes to you with a case of baton rash, give him a triple dose of Ex-Lax and tell him it’s antibiotics or painkillers. Have a container of ipecac-laced Gatorade nearby to treat dehydration.
2. Slip on a green hat and dispense lousy legal advice. “Moonbeam, if you’re arrested, cop to Jimmy Hoffa’s murder, spit on the police, and urinate on your cell mates. That will establish grounds for an insanity plea.”
3. “Mic check” and feed the lemmings disinformation. “Free Doritos down at Battery Park.”
4. Repeat 3 using Twitter and other social media.
5. If you live in an apartment above one of the streets where the vermin ... er, I mean protesters ... are going to mass, now might be a good time to bail out that stopped-up toilet and pitch the stoppage out a window.
6. Join the marchers with your own completely idiotic, misspelled sign and get in front of as many TV cameras as possible. “We am thu 199 parcent!”. Or “Okkupy Wal-Mart” or “All we are saying, is ‘Give soap a chance’” make for great ironies.
7. Mingle in the crowd and yell meaningless, nonsensical slogans. “Hey, Hey, LBJ! How much does a penguin weigh?” Or “Make love, not eggplant.” Or “Bankers got bailed out. We got chlamydia!”. Extra points if you can inspire the sheep to join your chant.