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Man Claims Motorcycle Gave Him Permanent Boner!
Conservative Outcry ^ | 5/3/12

Posted on 05/03/2012 8:06:57 AM PDT by evilrooster

​Man Is Claiming His BMW Motorcycle Gave Him A Permanent Erection - - Business Insider

"According to Torque News, Henry Wolf believes his BMW Motorcycle and Corbin Seat has caused him to have a permanent erection."

A permanent erection lasting 20 months and counting has apparently led to Wolf’s inability to participate in sexual activity as a result of his condition.

In a plea for relief (pun intended), Wolf filed suit in San Francisco court last week against BMW and Corbin for "lost wages, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress and 'general damage.

He’s unable to participate in sexual activity? I wish I had his staying power! And for the record, I have him beat…I had a constant boner from the age of 11 through age 15 and it caused me no permanent damage.

What medical expenses are we talking about? How much does a jar of Vaseline and a picture of Loni Anderson (young Loni) cost? Better yet, just hook up with some local secret service agents for a night of fun. Problem cured!

Notwithstanding the plethora of jokes that remain, I fully realize priapism is a serious condition that requires medical intervention. I doubt, however, that this condition was caused by the erotic vibrations of the BMW motorcycle in question, nor the custom seating that caressed his....uhmm….man-parts.

If you want an example of what’s wrong with today’s society, it’s this. Not only will the San Francisco court allow this case to go forward, it will be litigated for years. Regardless of the outcome, millions will be expended in defense of the suit. And this expense, of course, will ultimately be passed along to the consumer.

When all is said and done, I guess you could say we paid for Henry Wolf’s boner!

And, “Lord help us” if Wolf actually prevails in the suit. Imagine the shakeup in the motorcycle industry from the implementation of new government mandated testing requirements, cautionary statements prominently displayed on all motorcycles, and if you think the helmet laws were bad, wait until the other safety gear comes out! 


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: awkward; boner; frivolouslawsuuit

1 posted on 05/03/2012 8:07:10 AM PDT by evilrooster
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To: evilrooster

Get me the make and model


2 posted on 05/03/2012 8:09:18 AM PDT by evad (STOP SPENDING, STOP SPENDING, STOP SPENDING. It's the SPENDING Stupid)
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To: evilrooster

Before I got my drivers license, I often had to carry my books, uh, in front of me when getting off the bus. Dang bumpy roads!


3 posted on 05/03/2012 8:10:51 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: evilrooster

He probably has alot of happy girlfriends.


4 posted on 05/03/2012 8:11:07 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (The TEA Party is my cup of tea.)
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To: evilrooster

Mine does that, but it’s due to the incredible acceleration rate. It usually goes away when I slow down.


5 posted on 05/03/2012 8:13:21 AM PDT by ZX12R (FUBO GTFO 2012 !)
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To: evilrooster

I thought that after four hours you became a medical DEFCON 5?


6 posted on 05/03/2012 8:14:01 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: evilrooster
I've fallen in love with the Aston Martin so I know how he feels.

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7 posted on 05/03/2012 8:15:20 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

I thought all bikes did that....

RLTW


8 posted on 05/03/2012 8:16:36 AM PDT by military cop (I carry a .45....cause they don't make a .46....)
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To: evilrooster

His law suit will never stand up in court!


9 posted on 05/03/2012 8:17:42 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
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To: evilrooster
I had a constant boner from the age of 11 through age 15 and it caused me no permanent damage.

BS. If true he would have been ridiculed in the locker room relentlessly.

I have a corbin seat on my motorcycle, and 140 hp, but the only erection I get from riding it is a front wheel erection.

10 posted on 05/03/2012 8:20:19 AM PDT by HerrBlucher
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To: SoldierDad

He deserves a stiff settlement.


11 posted on 05/03/2012 8:21:02 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: evilrooster

He should be sent to Munich, Germany to take care of this woman’s problem.

The Munich nymphomaniac claims a second victim after 36-hour sex ordeal
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2878662/posts


12 posted on 05/03/2012 8:25:12 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: evilrooster

“Nice bike. Sorry about your penis.”


13 posted on 05/03/2012 8:29:15 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: evilrooster

“Nice bike. Sorry about your penis.”


14 posted on 05/03/2012 8:29:37 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: evilrooster

“Nice bike. Sorry about your penis.”


15 posted on 05/03/2012 8:29:49 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: evilrooster
A permanent erection lasting 20 months and counting has apparently led to Wolf’s inability to participate in sexual activity as a result of his condition.
Sounds like he's "ever ready" to participate in sexual activity to me.
If the condition is permanent he could "die hard".

begging your pardon for the battery jokes

16 posted on 05/03/2012 8:31:07 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: evilrooster

Show him a picture of Helen Thomas - problem solved.


17 posted on 05/03/2012 8:32:12 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: evilrooster

Darn. I must have had the wrong BMW cycle model for all those years, although thankfully, I didn’t need “cycle-viagra”.

Sounds like one of those newer bikes would be a lot better for you than medicine.


18 posted on 05/03/2012 8:35:56 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: evilrooster

So, for 20 months this guy has been pissing on the ceiling?


19 posted on 05/03/2012 8:38:32 AM PDT by 11Bush
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To: philman_36

He just needs to find the Energizer Bunny.


20 posted on 05/03/2012 8:38:53 AM PDT by OwenKellogg (Charter Member of the Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping List)
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To: goseminoles

For being stupid enough to file a law suit of this kind, he should have to serve some hard time.


21 posted on 05/03/2012 8:46:18 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
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To: evilrooster

“If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, get more girls!”


22 posted on 05/03/2012 8:50:23 AM PDT by Thane_Banquo (Support hate crime laws: Because some victims are more equal than others.)
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To: OwenKellogg
He just needs to find the Energizer Bunny.
Don't they have those at The Bunny Ranch?
23 posted on 05/03/2012 9:26:24 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: evilrooster

My friend had this same problem after he put a blower in his car. Then, he married her and it stopped.


24 posted on 05/03/2012 9:50:05 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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