Skip to comments.Obama Misses Movement! Arrives One Year Late for bin Laden Mission!
Posted on 05/03/2012 7:58:45 PM PDT by xzins
Obama: All right guys, I'm here. Let's get this thing done.
Seal Cdr: Sir?
Obama: Show me the equipment room, Lieutenant. I've gotta get cammied up. And we're in a hurry if you don't know it.
Seal Team Member: Sir, the equipment room for what?
Obama: The bin Laden mission. We've got to mount up on those choppers and take down that compound.
(Seal Team 6 members in the back of room begin looking at the floor. Obviously trying not to smirk.)
Seal Cdr: Uhhhh...Sir...did you notice how bad the weather is today?
Obama: What? This is a critical moment, Lieutenant. Where's the chaplain? I want a rain prayer. If it worked for Patton it'll work for us!
TF Pilot: (obviously struggling with a grin) I'm sorry Sir, but there are regulations. (taking a long shot) You know Attny General Holder signed off on them, don't you. No flying weapons over the border in bad weather.
Obama: That's outrageous. Eric flies them into Mexico all the time.
TF Pilot: I've heard about that. But rules are rules, Sir.
Obama: Isn't there a recess or something soon? I can ignore rules with a recess.
Seal Cdr: They took our recess away, Sir. Sorry.
Obama: Look, I'm thinking of appointing you Bad Weather Czar. What about that? You can override Holder. He's a bit of a prune anyway. Don't tell anyone I said this, but he just might lie every now and then, too.
Seal Cdr: (thinking quickly) Sir, I'm a republican. Are you sure you want a republican Czar?
Obama: That is a problem. Wait a minute. Hey, all you Seals. Any of you democrats or communists?
Seal Team Members: Hail Mary and our Father, Sir.
Obama: Damn. Contraceptors from that non-Muslim religion.
Seal Cdr: Sir, what if we just sit here at the computer screen and put together a slide show about the mission. We're sworn to keep secrets. Besides, you can read the slides on a teleprompter at a news conference.
Obama: Great Idea. We need a photo op. Someone get me some of that cammie grease and one of those blotchy hunting uniforms. And a black mask. And a gu....gu...gun.
Obama: That Brady Bunch will kill me on this. You do require trigger locks, don't you?
Wow. What? (surely YOU can’t be more PO’ed than I) LOL
Exactly, BHF. That blowhard didn't have a damn thing to do with that mission.
Great cartoon. I’m stealing it for file.
If you handed him a loaded revolver and asked him to guard the door he’d f_ck it up.
This clown could disable a crowbar in a sandpile.
Looks like a Blackhawk to me. LOL.
New one for me. LOL!
It’s supposed to be a slick, maybe a Huey or a Loach! :)
Mmmmm....Loach with mini-guns
The famous AH-6
We say it a little less tactfully but chalk that one up to Northeast Kansas...
pro-delivery is a pro-life argument I believe in.
KSU grad here.
Lotta good stuff happening out at Ft. Riley last few years; and some hinkey stuff going on with the Bio-Terrorism Lab or whatever the hell they call it at KSU...don’t know whether Sebelius or Brownback to blame. Both are too washington/big gov for me.
Baby, baby. I know that.
The only reason I bring this up is the subject at hand.
My "mother" is my country.
The "baby" is Obama.
You are exceptional.
Graphic is LMAO.
There will soon be a docu-drama starring Tommy Lee Jones in blackface as the Kenyan Commando, who HALO-drops into the compound with a crew-served weapon in each hand, kicking every door in with his forehead, and shouting phrases from Das Kapital at Bin Laden (hey, it was May Day after all) before stuffing a flash-bang grenade into his burnoose.
I enjoyed Riley, but I didn’t get to see much of it. I was in Manhattan to get a degree, so I spent minimal time at Ft Riley. I had duty there once or twice a week, but more than anything spent time on a laptop typing out papers.
Hey, Smooth, I’m stealing that one, too.
As a former chaplain for some special operators, Obama’s boasting was irritating, since I knew who’d really done the job.
What was infuriating, though, was their detailed explanations of the operation. Seals kept saying, “Let’s not talk about this.” They were saying that each bit of info gave our enemies a chance to figure out details of special operations methods and tactics.
I listened to Don Rumsfeld on one of the shows this week (Greta maybe) saying exactly the same thing. He gave Obama a bit of credit, but basically said that they should have shut up about how the mission went down. They were compromising the lives and future success of every SpecOp mission for years with their blabbermouthing.
Indeed. Thank you for sharing your insights, dear brother in Christ!
Humor is always best when there’s an element of truth to it, that is great!
Very sad that our CINC uses our Special Forces as a campaign tool, the turkey is clueless.
That graphic of the Osama killing team is a keeper, Smooth. :-)
You are everyone,
Everyone is you.
It’s more like:
Obama is everyone,
Everyone is Obama.
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