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Mark Steyn: Fauxcahontas and the melting pot
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| 5-4-12
| Mark Steyn
Posted on 05/04/2012 4:45:30 PM PDT by radioone
Have you dated a composite woman? They're America's hottest new demographic. As with all the really cool stuff, Barack Obama was doing it years before the rest of us. In "Dreams from My Father," the world's all-time most-unread bestseller, he spills the inside dope on his composite white girlfriend:
"When we got back to the car she started crying. She couldn't be black, she said. She would if she could, but she couldn't. She could only be herself, and wasn't that enough..."
(Excerpt) Read more at ocregister.com ...
TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: marksteyn; obama; steyn; warren
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posted on
05/04/2012 4:45:36 PM PDT
by
radioone
To: radioone
Does a rubber woman count ?
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posted on
05/04/2012 4:54:30 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: radioone
Martin Luther King dreamed of a day when men would be judged not on the color of their skin but on the content of their great-great-great-grandmother’s wedding license application. And now it’s here! - Mr. Steyn
The guy is awesome.
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posted on
05/04/2012 4:54:47 PM PDT
by
Jay Santos CP
("Idiocracy"... It's no longer just a movie.)
To: radioone
"FAUXCAHONTAS" Now that is hilarious!
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posted on
05/04/2012 4:57:21 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(When you hear hooves, think horses, not zebras.)
To: radioone
heh, heh, heh, Mark said “jackanapes”, heh, heh, heh....
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posted on
05/04/2012 4:58:47 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: radioone
Absolutely an instant classic. Thanks for posting.
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posted on
05/04/2012 4:59:46 PM PDT
by
kabar
To: radioone
Alas, the actual original marriage license does not list Great-Great-Great-Gran'ma as Cherokee, but let's cut Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Crockagawea Warren some slack here.OMG, that's hilarious!
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posted on
05/04/2012 5:01:40 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(Need is not an acceptable lifestyle choice; dependent is not a career. ~ Dr. Tim Nerenz)
To: radioone
Hallelujah! In the old racist America, we had quadroons and octoroons. But in the new post-racial America, we have – hang on, let me get out my calculator – duoettrigintaroons!
Mark Steyn is brilliant.
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posted on
05/04/2012 5:02:32 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: radioone
Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Crockagawea Warren
I don't care who you are, that thar' is funny!
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posted on
05/04/2012 5:04:26 PM PDT
by
Aevery_Freeman
(Typed using <FONT STYLE=SARCASM> unless otherwise noted)
To: radioone
"When we got back to the car she started crying. She couldn't be black, she said. She would if she could, but she couldn't. She could only be herself, and wasn't that enough..." So Obama suggested that she mug that white girl over by the entrance to the restaurant and he'd be the judge . . . .
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posted on
05/04/2012 5:05:50 PM PDT
by
WilliamofCarmichael
(If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
To: Aevery_Freeman
ROTFLMAO at “Harvard Lore School”!
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posted on
05/04/2012 5:13:02 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: radioone
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posted on
05/04/2012 5:14:46 PM PDT
by
Earthdweller
(Harvard won the election again...so what's the problem.......? Embrace a ruler today.)
To: radioone
Bill Ayers may have use the term “composite”, but didn't Barack the Great use the term “compressed” to describe his various fictitious girlfriends? I think the concept of “compressed” is more like the waitress sandwich utilized by Kennedy-Dodd.
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posted on
05/04/2012 5:18:47 PM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: Aevery_Freeman
And, of course, her “Heap Big Chief” in DC, Spinning Bull. . .
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posted on
05/04/2012 5:19:31 PM PDT
by
Salgak
(Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border. I **DARE** you to cross it. . . .)
To: Salgak
Elizabeth “Dances with Baloney” Warren.......
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posted on
05/04/2012 5:31:10 PM PDT
by
GotMojo
To: radioone
Tell me Rush isn’t powerful.
One day he asks where are Obama’s girlfriends, and (bang) out of the blue one jumps up and shout’s Right Chere mate.
I ‘ve been in the outback for the last 20 years.Just heard you were looking for me.
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posted on
05/04/2012 5:33:46 PM PDT
by
Venturer
To: radioone
George Zimmerman, redneck; Elizabeth Warren, redskin. LOL
To: SERKIT
The "sandwich" concept involves real women.
I'm thinking more along the lines of "cardboard cutout".
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posted on
05/04/2012 5:51:18 PM PDT
by
sjmjax
(Politicans are like bananas - they start out green, turn yellow, then rot.)
To: radioone
“..George Zimmerman, redneck; Elizabeth Warren, redskin. Under the Third Reich’s Nuremberg Laws, Ms. Warren would have been classified as Aryan and Mr. Zimmerman as non-Aryan. Now it’s the other way round. Progress!...”
Mark Steyn should get the Columnist Pulitzer just for that paragraph alone.
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posted on
05/04/2012 6:18:04 PM PDT
by
Reverend Wright
(you voted for Obama to prove you're not racist, now vote against him to prove you're not stupid...)
To: Paladin2
Who was that college Turd sniffer? the one who posed with his long hair and a berrett trying to look like some mutt
holding an assault rifle? fresh from wounded knee?
that Phony white guy who claimed He was an Indian?
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posted on
05/04/2012 6:21:03 PM PDT
by
LtKerst
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