U.N. to U.S. : Return Native American Lands

Flopping Aces ^ | 05-08-12 | Wordsmith

[Sea Parrot]

US to UN, ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

[skeeter]

Just wait until Ban Ki Moon tells 1.3 billion Han Chinese not only to return Tibet to its rightful owners, but orders em back into the Yangzte River Valley pronto.

Then there's the matter of the Turks and Constantinople.

[mamelukesabre]

Don’t forget the arabs...they need to get their hairy backsides and their camels back to arabia.

[deweyfrank]

Guess I’ll just move back to Poland. Start all over. Let the US become like Africa. LOL

[Noob1999]

Hey UN, what’s the problem?

Indians got $24 worth of beads for NY, just like they asked for.

Now, the US gave the UN land in NYC worth a coupla hundred million, and you haven’t paid for it, so git the hell offa our land!!

[Bernard Marx]

I agree many tribes have been devastated by U.S. government paternalism. But quite a few have found the path to unbridled capitalist prosperity with casinos and smoke shops.

[familyop]

LOL! Many of us who are descended from the earliest Americans from Europe (Puritans, Huguenots, Presbyterians, Sephardim, all) are laughing with part-Indian eyes at the foolery.

[Graewoulf]

Uh, maybe the United Nations building in New York City, plus the land it directly sits on should be given to the Native American tribe that had that site within it’s hunting area before the arrival of Europeans?

In return, the USA would pay $ 1.00 in Euros as our total annual dues for membership in the United Nations.

What can be more fair? All of the Nations of the World occupying a few acres owned by the descendants of pre-European Native People.

Makes my heart swell with pride to KNOW that all of the Nation of the World will chip in to pay for the financial shortfall when the USA dues drop to $ 1.00 Euros per year.

BTW United Nations, be careful what you wish for - - - - .

[familyop]

Excellent idea. Give the UN building back to the Indians! Give ‘em Washington, DC, while we’re at it. ;-)

Only problem is, they wouldn’t want those dives.

[Shadowstrike]

The UN needs to shut up!

[PeaceBeWithYou]

Isn’t the UN built on the Manhattoe Indian’s native lands?

[Texas resident]

I wish, someday that a real American President would kick the UN out of our country.

Tell them that they have worn out their welcome and we will gladly pay for the move, but just get the hell out.

[deputytess]

Maybe... after they return all the money we poured into their gaping maw.

[BO Stinkss]

I’m 1/64 indian. Do I get a share?

[CORedneck]

Dear UN, go p!$$ into the wind !