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DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-12 ("Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 05/10/2012 5:35:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Elizabeth Warren, the Democrat candidate for Senate in Massachusetts, is the darling of DUmmieland. The men think she's a MILHFW (Mother I'd Like to Have a Frappucino With). The women want to have her baby. In DUmmieland, she is Queen Elizabeth.

Recently, though, in the real world, some disturbing facts have come out about Elizabeth Warren. Turns out Liz listed herself as a "Native American" in her bio as a professor. Checking the "Native American" box gave her "minority status," don't ya know. And Lizzie would talk about her grandfather who had "high cheekbones," which apparently is proof of Indian blood.

Well, it's possible Elizabeth Warren MAY, at most, be 1/32 Cherokee from some great-great-somebody way back when. But even that is in doubt now. It's just come out recently that she had an ancestor who was among the soldiers that ROUNDED UP the Cherokees to take them on the "Trail of Tears." Oopsie! Guess the family lore got mixed up a little bit.

Are the DUmmies mad that Lizzie Warren deceived them? Nope. The DUmmies are mad at Rethug Sen. Scott Brown, who pointed out the problems with Warren's bogus bio. The DUmmies are putting on their warpaint. Smoke signals are rising from their bonfires. Witness this THREAD, "Elizabeth Warren getting grief for listing herself as Native American before getting hired @ Harvard."

But before we get to the DUmmies, I want to offer up this musical tribute to Elizabeth Warren. Click the music link and sing along!

CHEROKEE CHECKBOX
Tune: Indian Reservation (The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian)

She took some small Cherokee ration
Put this on her information
"Nstive A," although it's slight
She checked the box even though she's white

Took a while till it was known
That Liz is Anglo to the bone
And all the claims she made before
Aren't Lizzie Warren's anymore

Cherokee Checkbox, Cherokee Pride
So proud you hold your cheekbones high

She took the whole Indian fable
Used it for her PC label
Though she's blond with eyes of blue
She's still a redskin through and through

Cherokee Checkbox, Cherokee Pride
So proud you hold your cheekbones high

But maybe someday when she's beat
Cherokee Checkbox will retreat
Will retreat
Will retreat
Will retreat
Will retreat

Yes, Elizabeth Warren--aka Princess Summelfall Feranything . . . Spreading Bull . . . Dances With Moonbats . . . the Faux Squaw . . . the Democrats' Warren Woman.

Lizzie Warren took an "x"
And filled some boxes with her checks
And when she came to "Cherokee"
She checked her cheekbones, said "That's me!"

So let us now embark on the "Trail of Laffs" and see what the DUmmies are saying, in What-Makes-the-Red-Man Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, wondering if Will the Shill Pitt will be able to get a job working for Warren--Nope! Remember, this Saturday, May 12, will be the sixth anniversary of Fitzmas--is in the [brackets]:

Elizabeth Warren getting grief for listing herself as Native American before getting hired @ Harvard

[Why? Whatever for? Isn't it obvious that she's a Cherokee? I mean, other than the blond hair and blue eyes.]

Warren explains minority listing, talks of grandfather's "high cheekbones"

[Ah, the cheekbones! Of course! A surefire giveaway.]

Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren on Wednesday sought to explain her controversial decision to list herself as a Native American in a directory of law professors for nearly a decade before getting a job at Harvard Law School and said she is absolutely qualified for her job.

[Celebrate diversity!]

"I listed myself directory in the hopes that might mean that I would be invited to a luncheon a group something with people who are like I am."

[Would that be the luncheon for People Who Fudge on Their Résumés?]

[The DUmmies chime in . . .]

1/32 Cherokee isn't enough to say u are part Native American???

[Shocking that anyone would question that, right? Even though, I suppose, the person would be, technically, I guess, sort of 31/32 NOT Native American.]

Warren hails from Oklahoma, formerly Indian Territory.

[Well, that settles it! That, and Grandpa Cheekbones.]

My mother was 1/32 Cherokee. . . . I believe that I no longer qualify. Though I still tan red instead of brown, can't grow chest hair, and my facial hair is sparse.

[Look, Nadin, just because you can't grow chest hair and your facial hair is sparse, look on the bright side: You save on shaving cream.]

Osiyo, Dinadanvtli!

[Ugh!]

I'm part Chocktaw . . .

[And full Moonbat.]

She is Native American.

[You are Naive American.]

Self identifying as a minority for 11 years is a bit disturbing, especially when benefits can be attained by that claim.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Huh?

[How!]

Claiming benefits to which you are entitled is "disturbing"?

[Yeah! If I want to self-identify as a Native African-American Wise-Latina Lesbian Trapped in a Man's Body, who are you to question me?]

If you have Indian blood then you are an Indian.

[Wisdom from the Hopi Elders.]

do people really give a sh*t about this ?

[Let's find out . . .]

cool... I didn't know she had native american in her

[Apparently some people DO give a sh*t. It's the White Guilt thing, you know. Anything not white is cool. Even if it's 1/32. So Elizabeth Warren, the Faux Squaw, is officially cool.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; elizabethwarren; fauxcahontas; massachusetts; warren; warrenwoman
Faux Squaw, and several months from now, the Democrats' Warren Woman will bring forth on this continent a new Coakley. . . .


1 posted on 05/10/2012 5:35:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/10/2012 5:38:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Elizabeth Warren, the Faux Squaw.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I demand the MSM investigate HER KIDS to see if they used this scam for college admin and career bonus points.

Isn’t it more important than the status of Joe the Plumber’s trade license in fall 2008?


3 posted on 05/10/2012 5:40:24 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Look, Nadin, just because you can't grow chest hair and your facial hair is sparse, look on the bright side: You save on shaving cream.]

Snort,
4 posted on 05/10/2012 5:41:32 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Faux Squaw and 7 years ago.........


5 posted on 05/10/2012 5:48:01 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

She once swam at a YMCA... I guess that is enough qualification. /sarc


6 posted on 05/10/2012 5:54:33 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Awesome !


7 posted on 05/10/2012 5:56:06 PM PDT by miskie
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To: Charles Henrickson

My great grand daddy on my daddy’s side was married to a full blooded Choctaw..

That might make me an Indian right?


8 posted on 05/10/2012 5:56:18 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson

She speak with forked tongue and drinks too much firewater.


9 posted on 05/10/2012 5:56:30 PM PDT by skimask
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To: Charles Henrickson

If an S and an I and an O and a U
With an X at the end spell Su;
And an E and a Y and an E spell I,
Pray what is a speller to do?
Then, if also an S and an I and a G
And an HED spell side,
There’s nothing much left for a speller to do
But to go commit siouxeyesighed.


10 posted on 05/10/2012 5:57:33 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Nstive A,"

Do you mean "Native A?"

11 posted on 05/10/2012 6:04:10 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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To: skimask

drinks too much firewater
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
That is the problem.
Her and JoebamaBiden DON’T drink.
If they did there would be an excuse for their downright, dangerous, stupid remarks..

Saw a sign at a local waterin hole

“THE HARDEST PART OF BEING A BARTENDER IS FIGURING OUT WHETHER THE CUSTOMER IS DRUNK OR JUST PLAIN STUPID”


12 posted on 05/10/2012 6:04:40 PM PDT by xrmusn (#6/98# Let's start from scratch by voting ALL incumbents out.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Do you mean "Native A?"

Yes, of course. Dreaded Typo. These old eyes didn't spot it.

13 posted on 05/10/2012 6:07:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Elizabeth Warren, the Faux Squaw.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm Native American too....I'm not an Indian, but I was born here in these United States.....

though it was many moons ago when there were only 50, instead of the current 57

14 posted on 05/10/2012 6:08:06 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: PJ-Comix; Admin Moderator
Fixed it at the blogspot. Unfortunately, I don't have editing capability here, once posted.

Admin Moderator, sir or madam, if you're not too busy, would you be able to fix one letter in my song, "Cherokee Checkbox"? In the third line, it should be "Native" with an "a," not "Nstive" with an "s." A small thing, but. . . .

15 posted on 05/10/2012 6:14:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Elizabeth Warren, the Faux Squaw.)
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To: cripplecreek

“Faux Squaw and 7 years ago.........”

-

Good Lord,that’s clever.

.


16 posted on 05/10/2012 6:35:07 PM PDT by Mears (Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. What's not to like?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“A small thing, but. . . . “

==

It is also the kind if thing that drives me nuts when I do it but no biggie when someone else does it. :-)

.


17 posted on 05/10/2012 6:38:32 PM PDT by Mears (Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. What's not to like?)
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To: Charles Henrickson


18 posted on 05/10/2012 6:48:41 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: cripplecreek; Charles Henrickson
Follow the Faux Squaw,
down to Gorky park
listening to the winds of change.
19 posted on 05/10/2012 6:49:32 PM PDT by SC Swamp Fox (Aim small, miss small.)
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To: SC Swamp Fox

LOL

Good tune too.


20 posted on 05/10/2012 6:51:26 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Repeat Offender

“though it was many moons ago when there were only 50”
__________________________________________

Only 50?, you young whippersnapper, there were only 48
when I was a teenager :P


21 posted on 05/10/2012 6:52:09 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm part Chocktaw

And 100% Chockfullanuts...

22 posted on 05/10/2012 7:00:18 PM PDT by mikrofon (Warren Peace-pipe)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If you have Indian blood then you are an Indian.

[Wisdom from the Hopi Elders.]


23 posted on 05/10/2012 7:09:52 PM PDT by mikrofon (E.W. doing the Hopi-change dance?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
1/32 Cherokee isn't enough to say u are part Native American???

I worked with a guy who was 1/4 Native American and refused to list himself as a minority. He thought his performance, not minority got him where he was.

24 posted on 05/11/2012 4:34:10 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
That's not Indian.

THIS is Indian... 50% as we know it.

Ok, it's an older photo now, but that's still exactly what I see.

25 posted on 05/11/2012 5:12:11 AM PDT by Caipirabob (I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
My mother was 1/32 Cherokee. . . . I believe that I no longer qualify. Though I still tan red instead of brown,

I thought "tanning" red instead of brown was the mark of Paleface-Americans -- we used to call it sunburn! Live and learn . . .

26 posted on 05/11/2012 6:10:43 AM PDT by maryz
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To: Charles Henrickson
1/32 Cherokee isn't enough to say u are part Native American???

Don't be silly, of course it is. For example, I'm 1/1024th Eskimo and my g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grandfather was adopted by a polar bear, which makes me part endangered species. If I were to run for governor of MA I should be a shoo-in.

Puck was right, "Lord, what fools these MA Dems be!" (apologies to Shakespeare)

27 posted on 05/11/2012 7:46:55 AM PDT by epow ( "It is when people forget God that tyrants forge their chains." Patrick Henry)
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To: maryz
I thought "tanning" red instead of brown was the mark of Paleface-Americans

Confusing isn't it? Government questionnaires are getting to be so particular about racial identity nowadays that I'm tempted to just write in "other" instead of checking a box. I suppose I could write in "American human", but that would probably disqualify me for whatever I'm applying for if it involved taxpayer's money.

28 posted on 05/11/2012 8:07:14 AM PDT by epow ( "It is when people forget God that tyrants forge their chains." Patrick Henry)
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To: Chode; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns; PJ-Comix

29 posted on 05/11/2012 9:09:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Elizabeth Warren, the Faux Squaw.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Very nice...

(And look, she’s so old her b00bs* hang down to her knees! ;)


30 posted on 05/11/2012 10:12:48 AM PDT by mikrofon (* Probably not just a subliminal marketing ploy in her case.)
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To: cripplecreek; Mears
Faux Squaw and 7 years ago.........

See my post 1, which says:

Faux Squaw, and several months from now, the Democrats' Warren Woman will bring forth on this continent a new Coakley. . . .

31 posted on 05/11/2012 10:31:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Elizabeth Warren, the Faux Squaw.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL... now that there's funny!!!
32 posted on 05/11/2012 2:52:31 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Charles Henrickson

You’ve got the”A” materiel working today....


33 posted on 05/11/2012 3:01:09 PM PDT by MindBender26 (America can survive 4 years of Romney. She cannot survive another 4 years of an unfettered Obama!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oops,I missed that.

Mea culpa.


34 posted on 05/11/2012 3:21:41 PM PDT by Mears (Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. What's not to like?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Elizabeth Warren supporters cheer on their candidate .
35 posted on 05/11/2012 4:48:41 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; Slings and Arrows
cool... I didn't know she had native american in her

Internship at Indian Reservation red light district? Logical career path for lawyer, lobbyist, professor and/or politician; don'cha know.

36 posted on 05/12/2012 4:17:06 PM PDT by OneLoyalAmerican (In God I trust, all others provide citations.)
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