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Democrats Make Gay Marriage a Major Political Issue
http://constitutionclub.org/2012/05/11/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-19/ ^ | 11 May 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/12/2012 11:11:18 AM PDT by John Semmens

President Obama announced that his thinking has evolved to the point where he now supports the idea that persons of the same sex are entitled to marry one another. “Look, Jesus spent his career in the company of men,” Obama pointed out. “He never married. I think we have a pretty good indication that it was only the prejudice of the religious and secular authorities that prevented him hooking up with one of the Apostles—perhaps the mysterious ‘beloved apostle.’ I say it’s time that prejudice and repression of gays come to an end.”

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) said she is hoping that the President’s endorsement of gay marriage will persuade voters “to look past economic disappointments and reward the President and his Party for this momentous achievement. The President’s courageous decision is a reminder to us all that petty concerns over paychecks and jobs pale in comparison to the need to establish equal rights for all. President Obama filled my heart with joy. I think his action here fulfills Jesus’ message of universal love.”

Representative Barney Frank (D-Mass) predicted that this open endorsement of gay rights will be a winning issue for Democrats in November because “it gives America’s gay majority the incentive to come out in force to reelect the President. I would advise every Democrat to get on this bandwagon while they can.” The first wave of Democrats taking Frank’s advice included Representatives Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (Fla), Nita Lowey (NY), Jim Himes (Conn), Jared Polis (Colo), Peter Welch (Vt), Xavier Becerra (Calif) and Jackie Speier (Calif).

In related news, a bill that would make it a crime to try to dissuade children from choosing a homosexual lifestyle is expected to pass in that state’s heavily Democratic legislature. California Senate Bill 1172 would make it illegal for therapists, psychologists, counselors and parents to engage in any kind of “sexual orientation change efforts” for children 18 and younger. The bill’s sponsor, Senator Ted Lieu (D-Torrance), maintained that “a person’s sexual orientation is in his genes. Anyone who attempts to divert a person from his or her gay destiny is committing a crime against human nature.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://constitutionclub.org/2012/05/11/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-19/


TOPICS: Government; History; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: craptire; democrats; demoncrats; dummyrats; gays; gomorrah; homosexualagenda; jesus; leftists; liberals; notworthreading; satire; sodom; sourcetitlenoturl; stupid; wasteoftime

1 posted on 05/12/2012 11:11:27 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Any reasonable analysis says gay marriage is a losing issue - as shown by numerous state elections on the subject.

Nobody should think Baraq, ValJ, Axlegrease, and Gibbsy are geniuses. This pandering will bite them in the @ss.


2 posted on 05/12/2012 11:15:08 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: John Semmens

Is the Obama quote about Jesus being gay in the first paragraph true? This is the first I have heard this.....

If so, this could be the one thing that seals his fate as a one-term POTUS, and prevents or delays the destruction of our nation....and it needs to be made public everywhere.....

Does anyone know?


3 posted on 05/12/2012 11:26:04 AM PDT by Arlis (.)
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To: John Semmens

Christ kept the WHOLE LAW! He did to be able to stand in substitution for us sinners (the whole world) in His death on the cross. A part of the LAW included the part where God the Father told us that a man shall not lie with a man as with a woman - and vice versa. To accuse Christ of such a sin is blasphemy. Now, we are empowered by the Holy Spirit to be able to resist any temptation toward this and any other nasty habit. He hasn’t changed His mind; no matter how much Barack Hussein stomps his foot in protest.


4 posted on 05/12/2012 11:28:15 AM PDT by Twinkie (John 3:16)
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To: John Semmens

It’s good to see the radical left latch onto an issue that is repugnant to most Americans. That should set them back in the polls, and the Republican Party should capitalize on this as a way to appeal to Catholic voters who the radical Democrats have declared war on. It’s one more effort from the left to destroy Christian and traditional, Western culture. ...Of course, Romney will have to find a way to distance himself from the debate, since his past policies forfeit his moral credibility. It’s a good guess that detail entered into Obama’s reasons for deciding to jump into this cesspool. Republicans will have to run with Romney and run without him when necessary. Mitt should get with the RNC, and appoint a czar to coordinate multiple attacks and defenses.


5 posted on 05/12/2012 11:33:02 AM PDT by pallis
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To: John Semmens

Relax .... satire.


6 posted on 05/12/2012 11:44:36 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: John Semmens

These people are truly SICKO!


7 posted on 05/12/2012 11:50:53 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: Arlis

No Arlis, it’s satire. But the truth really isn’t that far away unfortunately. The left really is that deranged.


8 posted on 05/12/2012 12:35:34 PM PDT by tpanther (Science was, is and will forever be a small subset of God's creation.)
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To: Arlis

No Arlis, it’s satire. But the truth really isn’t that far away unfortunately. The left really is that deranged.


9 posted on 05/12/2012 12:35:51 PM PDT by tpanther (Science was, is and will forever be a small subset of God's creation.)
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To: John Semmens

Certain things can “evolve” but human nature never has and never will unless we are in a totalitarian state completely drugged like in 1984 and Brave New World. Objective Truths can never change-—and our Constitution is based on those Truths from the Bible and Natural Law. PC is unconstitutional—it comes from Mao.

It Truth is allowed—we have free speech (which is an illusion in the US since we have speech codes in the universities and “hate speech” forced into laws (uncontitutional) and a press which controls all perceptions—to make good evil.

Words shape opinion. Telling our little boys and girls 24/7 that evil is good—that sodomy is good—makes it the Truth—like the Ministry of Truth-—war is peace, etc.

Our children are being brainwashed into believing sodomy is normal and good by Glee, MTV, Sex in the City, Sesame Street, Gay Pride in schools, etc. It is a worldview that was common in all cultures until the Judeo Christian Ethics were the dominant in Rome and spread to all of the West and eventually to the East with missionaries.

The idea that slavery was good and pederasty is great—was annihilated with the Truth. (Wilberforce). Any action that destroys the health and freedom of human beings is evil—it is why Christian cultures were responsible for the end of slavery and put homosexuality and pederasty and child sacrifice in the closet and on the list of crimes. All godless cultures practice an element of Satanism-—where excrement becomes the holiest and most revered—because it reduces man to the earthly things and baseness. There is no age limit, or sex differentiation or sexual morality in Satanism. That is what zero wants—to destroy us from within.

It is what was going on at the fall of Rome. Children were in their orgies—it destroyed the future. Without Virtue as all Ancient Greek philosophers stated—except the hedonists and Satanic cults—a civil society and freedom can not exist. The Founders knew this also. History proves it.


10 posted on 05/12/2012 1:05:12 PM PDT by savagesusie (Right Reason According to Nature = Just Law)
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To: John Semmens

God’s Word doesn’t evolve.


11 posted on 05/12/2012 1:16:23 PM PDT by tpanther (Science was, is and will forever be a small subset of God's creation.)
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To: tpanther

Thanks t - I thought it was, but just couldn’t tell from the context - AND, as you said - since it is so close to the truth, I could see O actually saying it.


12 posted on 05/12/2012 1:34:52 PM PDT by Arlis (.)
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To: John Semmens

Hands over face, Shakin’ head John.


13 posted on 05/12/2012 1:50:52 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: rockinqsranch

The evolvement of the issue sped up considerably after the recent pole showed him losing to Romney 50 to 42%. Obama, when panic sets in your moves get worse. You should sit your consultants down and tell them THIS IS ANOTHER FINE MESS YOU’VE GOTTEN ME INTO.


14 posted on 05/12/2012 1:58:36 PM PDT by spawn44
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To: John Semmens

Good! I hope it suppresses those Black and Hispanic voters, who would have mindlessly voted for Obama again.


15 posted on 05/12/2012 2:33:55 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: John Semmens

Dang it, John!! ;o)


16 posted on 05/12/2012 2:39:23 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: spawn44

Satire.


17 posted on 05/12/2012 3:46:37 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Gay marriage, stand-your-ground laws, and free birth control are not the economy. Any distraction is a comparative winner.


18 posted on 05/12/2012 4:18:13 PM PDT by Pollster1 (“A boy becomes a man when a man is needed.” - John Steinbeck)
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To: John Semmens

“The bill’s sponsor, Senator Ted Lieu (D-Torrance), maintained that “a person’s sexual orientation is in his genes.”

Prove it.


19 posted on 05/12/2012 5:46:08 PM PDT by CaspersGh0sts
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To: CaspersGh0sts

According to this logic, homosexuality is passed down from generation to generation. How, exactly, is that accomplished?


20 posted on 05/12/2012 7:28:05 PM PDT by joseph2
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To: CaspersGh0sts

According to this logic, homosexuality is passed down from generation to generation. How, exactly, is that accomplished?


21 posted on 05/12/2012 7:28:28 PM PDT by joseph2
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To: CaspersGh0sts

According to this logic, homosexuality is passed down from generation to generation. How, exactly, is that accomplished?


22 posted on 05/12/2012 7:28:44 PM PDT by joseph2
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To: John Semmens

They are going to defeat themselves. Step back and let them go. They are listening to the media and think that this issue is safe. I hope they hang their hats on that.


23 posted on 05/13/2012 12:44:24 PM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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