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DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-12 (Anger Over Newsweek 'First Gay President' Cover)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/13/2012 1:06:55 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Newsweek featured Barack Obama on the cover with a rainbow halo over his head with the title: "First Gay President." And now the DUmmies are angry because of the effect that cover will have on the election this year. I don't think Tina Brown was doing The One any favors when she chose that Newsweek cover. My thought is that the Newsweek folks and many other media liberals live in an insulated bubble which prevents them from seeing the damage that cover can do to the Bamster. However, many DUmmies are worried about this as well as ANGRY at Newsweek as you can see in this THREAD, "WOW, Newsweek Cover: "The First Gay President." So let us now watch the DUmmies work up a rage over the Newsweek "First Gay President" cover in Bolshevik red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that the only person angrier over that cover than the Dummies is Barack himself, is in the [barackets]:

WOW, Newsweek Cover: "The First Gay President"

[Sometimes even Newsweek is accurate.]

Since the President himself is not gay, "Pro-Gay President" would be more exact..n/t

[Either way, Ben Burch will take it.]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Whispered the voice from the Seinfeld wing of DUmmieland.]

WTF??? I know..I'm dreaming...a well-meaning fourth grade student was allowed to write the copy for the cover of an internationally distributed magazine...or...DC Comics has a new Bizarro World mag disguised for April Fools... Jesus...no, i'm awake. Did someone tell Michelle about this, or like Rudy Giuliani's wife, who apparrently didn't know she was getting a divorce, did she have to hear this stuff from the media?

[I think Michelle knew about this long, long ago.]

Yeah, I kind of agree. Beltway folks and politicos will get it almost certainly...but it's going to cause the same sort of "Whaaa?" reaction from people that that goddamned awful New Yorker cover did, with Obama and his wife dressed up like terrorists, fist-bumping in the Oval Office did.

[Whaaa? ...hahahahahahahaha!!!!!]

Wonder what Michelle will think of that.

[She will think that he is the first metrosexual president.]

I would hazard a guess that this won't go over well with some people while most everyone was fine with the media pronouncing Clinton "the first black President."

[It will go over quite well with Ben Burch.]

f*ck newsweek....the wingers will only see the headline....and believe it.

[I BEEEEEEEELIEEEEEEEVE!!!]

President Obama reads Andrew's Blog the Daily Dish.

[Did Newsweek dish out one secret too many?]

Unfortunately, some bigots who might otherwise vote for Obama will also be turned against him because of this. I absoutely wish that our society were mature enough and decent enough to elect a gay president--or a woman president, for that matter--but I do not think it is. Of course, I also wish I could trust the American people in general to udnerstand what is meant by this cover.

[Oh we understand the cover quite well. Hee! Hee!]

It Could Have Been Worse. They could have had him suckling the nipple of another man on the cover.

[Ben Burch just volunteered to be that other man.]

Between this and the Time magazine cover... It's amazing that news weeklies have lasted this long.

[This week I am predicting the biggest sales for Newsweek in years. Almost every gay bar in the country will buy a copy just to put that cover on their walls.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; gaymarriage; newsweek
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To: PJ-Comix

Newsweek hurts Obama’s chances...so They are racist.


21 posted on 05/13/2012 1:48:09 PM PDT by LtKerst
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It Could Have Been Worse. They could have had him suckling the nipple of another man on the cover.


22 posted on 05/13/2012 2:03:57 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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President Obama reads Andrew's Blog the Daily Dish.

One wonders if the One thinks that Andrew's a cute dish....

23 posted on 05/13/2012 2:04:15 PM PDT by mikrofon (Dishing the POTUS)
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Since the President himself is not gay <-— That is funny .... In several way’s . I lived in Ft. Lauderdale for 12 years . The self loathing class envy sociopath in my White House is at minimum ..... Bi .


24 posted on 05/13/2012 2:08:17 PM PDT by Ben Bolt
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Obama is angry because he wants his halo to be beige, not rainbow colored.

He also wants his lipstick to be Stalin red, not Kenyan beige.

25 posted on 05/13/2012 2:08:46 PM PDT by citizencon
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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
Wonder what Michelle will think of that. I am sure shes aware that she is a beard.
26 posted on 05/13/2012 2:33:20 PM PDT by omega4179 ( el 0bama comiĆ³ un perro)
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27 posted on 05/13/2012 2:40:07 PM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Servant of the Cross

Ok that’s funny.


28 posted on 05/13/2012 2:51:04 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer, but when it is, it is the only answer.)
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29 posted on 05/13/2012 3:03:01 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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I swear it’s like a FReeper infiltrated Newsweek’s editorial staff.

Great, ain't it?

Who thought that cover was a good idea?

Must have been enough people. I'm surprised that it wasn't shot down.

30 posted on 05/13/2012 3:40:20 PM PDT by metmom ( For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: Roscoe Karns

That needs to be a billboard on every main road in every swing state in America.


31 posted on 05/13/2012 3:48:55 PM PDT by Argus
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FRUAC!

We need to get as many covers of this NewsWeak as we can and ‘decopage’ them to evety mailbox we can find! PEagle sweetened condensed milk is best for the decopage.

Thank you NewsWeak!


32 posted on 05/13/2012 4:01:32 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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Nor paying attention...

Eagle Sweetened Condensed Milk is an Alinsky recommended decopage glue.


33 posted on 05/13/2012 4:04:19 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I don’t get y the DUmmies are so upset according to them being a homo is a beautiful and natural thing, why wouldn’t they want to lay claim that they have the first gay president?


34 posted on 05/13/2012 4:06:35 PM PDT by erod (This Chicagoan will crawl over broken glass to vote the fake Chicagoan Obama out!)
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The Place for Conservatives
The Place for Conservatives


35 posted on 05/13/2012 4:46:25 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93)
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To: PJ-Comix
a well-meaning fourth grade student was allowed to write the copy for the cover of an internationally distributed magazine

They may want to check with 0 bummer's daughters. After all, he decided to go for his gay marriage after talking to them. BAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

36 posted on 05/13/2012 4:49:32 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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The DUmmies are wrong, Baraq is as gay as a blade..


37 posted on 05/13/2012 4:49:51 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Do I really need a /s tag?)
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He’s never been the POTUS. He’s the POOFTER in chief.


38 posted on 05/13/2012 4:54:46 PM PDT by mplsconservative (Impeach Obama Now!)
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We are coming to the point where the Postal Service will have to deliver these august publications in brown paper wrappers.


39 posted on 05/13/2012 5:05:33 PM PDT by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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BTTT


40 posted on 05/13/2012 5:15:16 PM PDT by gitmo
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