Posted on 05/18/2012 10:47:50 PM PDT by John Semmens
Visitors to the White House website were treated to major revisions in the biographies of the Presidents. Some highlights of these revisions included:
George Washington, in an effort to create a nation that could later be ruled by Barack Obama persevered through many hardships and overcame long odds to defeat the powerful British Army and establish the United States of America in 1781.
Abraham Lincoln, anticipating the need for Barack Obama to rescue the nation from the despair of eight years of George W. Bush, issued the emancipation proclamation in 1862 declaring Blacks residing in areas outside of the control of Union armies were henceforth free. This made Obama, whose ancestors resided in Kenya at that time, eligible to become President of the United States 146 years later.
Dwight Eisenhower, realizing that there would be no opportunity for Barack Obama to become president 65 years later if the Nazis won World War II led a successful attack against the Germans in Normandy in 1944.
Ronald Reagan, foreseeing the need for massive amounts of money that could be redistributed by Barack Obama to promote social justice, used tax cuts to spark a wave of economic growth that created thousands of new millionaires.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...
http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/111975-2012-05-18-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-may-20-2012.htm
I forgot all about the Rough Riders at the Bay of Pigs,
wasn’t that where Barak Obama learned the healing
properties of Rum and Coca cola?
I’m sorry John, reality has outstripped your usual
biting satire.
LOL!
But it’s personal too, John: Each one of us performed vast amounts of good deeds over countless eons just to create the miraculous karma to be born in the time and place of Obama’s beneficent rule. We are truly blessed.
LOL, I never knew how great Washington, Lincoln, Eisenhower, and Reagan were till now, thanks John!
>But it’s personal too, John: Each one of us performed vast amounts of good deeds over countless eons just to create the miraculous karma to be born in the time and place of Obama’s beneficent rule. We are truly blessed.
Don’t you mean “we are the ones we have been waiting for”?
Not satire. Chairman BHO probably truly believes this about history and himself.
Do we have any proof that he worked for Business International Corporation as noted in his literary biography?
I don’t see it...?
I’ve seen it before and it’s something like this:
“To Lucifer, the original rebel.”
The text, copied from the "Rules for Radicals" Wikipedia page, reads
"Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins -- or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom -- Lucifer. "
Thank you! Funny they don’t want people to see that..///sarc.
I thought it was Alinsky who dedicated his book to Lucifer. But maybe Ayers did as well, I don’t know.
And there, John ...............................................................FRegards
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I just checked again, and it’s back again.
That’s odd. Some conservatives working for Amazon? Will wonders never cease?
There’s probably just some algorithm that randomly cycles pages into and out of the “preview set”.
I wouldn’t attribute any particularly nefarious motives to this phenomenon.
Yet. ;-)
I can’t take off my nefarious glasses. Like some people have rosy colored glasses...
Saul Alinsky dedicated his book, Rules for Radicals, to Satan. Of course, Ayers is the intellectual spawn of Alinsky and thus the spawn of Satan.
I wondered when you would tackle this subject!
Uh, isn’t what Obama had done called “HACKING” into, and altering FEDERAL Documents?
Totally-funny, semi-true/scary.
Another fine column John.
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