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Planned Parenthood Wishes You a “Happy Masturbation Month”…
Weasel Zippers ^ | 5/20/12 | ZIP

Posted on 05/20/2012 10:23:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Masturbation has its own month?


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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Society
KEYWORDS: culturewar; napl; onanism; plannedparenthood; sexpositiveagenda
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Just one month?
1 posted on 05/20/2012 10:23:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

I heard of getting 30 winks, but 30 wanks is ridiculous!


2 posted on 05/20/2012 10:25:36 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Read before it gets pulled.


3 posted on 05/20/2012 10:26:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Stoat

P.S. Link provided by stoat! Sorry!


4 posted on 05/20/2012 10:28:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Spokeswoman...


5 posted on 05/20/2012 10:29:21 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows

National Masturbation Month was conveniently scheduled one month before National Barbers Week.

Just sayin’.

;-)


6 posted on 05/20/2012 10:29:45 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
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To: mylife

Anybody have a picture of Helen Thomas in her Bikini?


7 posted on 05/20/2012 10:33:08 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: unkus

NO!!!


8 posted on 05/20/2012 10:33:41 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

ROFLMAO!


9 posted on 05/20/2012 10:34:22 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Whats next month? National Optometrists month?.........


10 posted on 05/20/2012 10:35:12 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: martin_fierro

That explains the afternoon I’ve had.

Thanks Slings and Arrows.


11 posted on 05/20/2012 10:36:14 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (FReepathon 2Q time -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Red Badger

Carpal Tunnel awarness month.


12 posted on 05/20/2012 10:36:19 PM PDT by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: GladesGuru

LOL!


13 posted on 05/20/2012 10:36:30 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: Red Badger
Don't even think of making Japanese joke!!!


14 posted on 05/20/2012 10:38:48 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Hey, I'm down with that. It is, after all, sex with the one I love the most.

I will say, though, that these are the people who earnestly assert that high-schoolers need instructions on how to don a condom. You honestly shouldn't encourage them. "Excuse me, Ms. Jones, but what (snicker) are you supposed to do with the (snicker) banana afterward?"

15 posted on 05/20/2012 10:41:41 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: unkus; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz
Anybody have a picture of Helen Thomas in her Bikini?


16 posted on 05/20/2012 10:42:21 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: Slings and Arrows

i bet its aimed at kids, too


17 posted on 05/20/2012 10:45:20 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Red Badger

National Orthopedists’ Month.


18 posted on 05/20/2012 10:45:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Billthedrill

I very much doubt that there’s a high-schooler who doesn’t know how to use a condom. Perform elementary arithmetic, OTOH...


19 posted on 05/20/2012 10:47:33 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
> Just one month?

Yeah, but then again, it's all you're allowed to do for that month.

Strangely, few are bored by the endless repetition...

20 posted on 05/20/2012 10:49:57 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Only a month?
I better get started!


21 posted on 05/20/2012 11:05:14 PM PDT by BigCinBigD
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To: Slings and Arrows

I thought the name of that organization was Planned PARENTHOOD?


22 posted on 05/20/2012 11:09:48 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Beowulf9

Ah, sweet irony...


23 posted on 05/20/2012 11:10:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: mylife

Nothing like having nosey leftist perverts with their noses in everyone’s pants.


24 posted on 05/20/2012 11:15:46 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: BigCinBigD

Only a month?
I better get started!

........

Yep. Got some lost time to make up for. I wish they would notify us of these things beforehand. Oh well, off we go...


25 posted on 05/20/2012 11:15:54 PM PDT by 98ZJ USMC
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To: SaraJohnson

They are obsessed with sex.


26 posted on 05/20/2012 11:19:50 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Turning Japanese
27 posted on 05/20/2012 11:32:59 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

They are obsessed with other people’s sex and especially teenagers’ and college students’ sex.


28 posted on 05/20/2012 11:33:17 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: SaraJohnson

Let’s face it, they’re obsessed!


29 posted on 05/20/2012 11:34:20 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Stoat

Welp...it shouldn’t be pulled, so to speak.

This has been going on since the 90s.

It’s like tradition, or something.


30 posted on 05/20/2012 11:45:11 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dixiechick2000

It chaps me when they pull things.


31 posted on 05/21/2012 12:02:38 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows
The founder of Planned Parenthood said, "Colored people are like human weeds and are to be exterminated."
32 posted on 05/21/2012 12:23:18 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: dixiechick2000

I’m reasonably certain it’s been going on a lot longer than the 90’s...

...oh, you mean the month!


33 posted on 05/21/2012 12:27:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I need info on the subject?
34 posted on 05/21/2012 12:42:28 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Where was this info back when I was 16???


35 posted on 05/21/2012 12:43:01 AM PDT by packrat35 (When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
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To: unkus

Good God no! Have you no decency at all!!


36 posted on 05/21/2012 12:43:58 AM PDT by packrat35 (When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Somebody better tell the mil guys its OK for a month...


37 posted on 05/21/2012 12:46:25 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: a fool in paradise; Lazamataz

16 whole posts before a laz ping....

Maybe the new klowns at TBL are right....we are slipping


38 posted on 05/21/2012 12:49:53 AM PDT by wardaddy (the GOP are cowards)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Reminds me of a line of the old Leisure Suit Larry game where you type in text and get a response. Being a 12 year old kid, I thought of everything I could.

Type in "Jerk off"...."Larry, the whole point of this game is to stop doing that!" (or something on that line)

On a similar note, type in "F--- You"...."Same to you, buddy!"

39 posted on 05/21/2012 12:52:00 AM PDT by Darren McCarty (The Republican Party is bigger than the presidency.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, at least there’s one thing Planned Parenthood supports that involves a happy ending.


40 posted on 05/21/2012 12:55:23 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: packrat35

At 16 you needed a month?


41 posted on 05/21/2012 1:09:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

These people are really sick!


42 posted on 05/21/2012 1:14:13 AM PDT by fortheDeclaration (Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
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To: fortheDeclaration

You give them too much credit.


43 posted on 05/21/2012 1:27:50 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Nope. I bloomed late. At 16, I graduated high school, started college, and started noticing girls...


44 posted on 05/21/2012 1:43:36 AM PDT by packrat35 (When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Dang. Just 10 days left in the month. This is going to conflict with the SPCA’s “Love Your Pets” month....


45 posted on 05/21/2012 1:47:25 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: packrat35

You poor deprived boy.


46 posted on 05/21/2012 1:48:42 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Squantos
I'm sure they're kicking themselves for not making it a joint occasion.
47 posted on 05/21/2012 1:50:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Darren McCarty

I remember that game. So many humiliating ways to die...


48 posted on 05/21/2012 1:52:37 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GeronL

I doubt kids need a dedicated month...or permission.


49 posted on 05/21/2012 2:40:23 AM PDT by stuartcr ("When silence speaks, it speaks only to those that have already decided what they want to hear.")
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To: Tainan
I need info on the subject?

Not info exactly...

We need visual aids

50 posted on 05/21/2012 3:55:42 AM PDT by tsomer
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