Skip to comments.President Obama, the Twoosh Master, is the First President to Make an Historic Perfect Tweet
Posted on 05/27/2012 6:56:50 AM PDT by vrwc54
The Gum Chewin' Twoosh Master
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DOES IT MATTER?
That would be Obama’s nicotine gum he chews consistently.
Obama always has to have constant admiration and acknowledgement of his pseudo greatness and ability.It’s like a 5 year old, “Mommy did I do good?”
If this is the best that Big Leftist Media can do to promote Obama, then get used to saying “President Romney”
Actually, I think this has even been debunked. Seems he spelled biofuels as two words (adding an extra space to the message), and someone noted an extra punctuation mark early in the tweet.
I’ll look for that link.
But, in the interim, I’m willing to believe he lied even about this, thereby preserving his reputation as a marxist a$$hole.
Here is the link...
That was really difficult to watch. The man is such a twit.
I always thought him more Swooshy, than Twooshy.
I don't do Twitter. I guess it's correct to say I don't Tweet. I am somewhat familiar with what it is.
I'm not knocking people who do; whatever floats your boat (and I understand that for some people in some careers it is probably helpful in their jobs, or socially).
But, really, doesn't the man who is supposed to be the Leader of the Free World have better things to do than try to be a "Twoosh Master"?????
Can we say "irrelevant" here?
I have real difficulty, for example, picturing Netanyahu sitting in his office with an iPhone trying to compose the perfect Tweet!!
“Look at me, look at Me, LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!!”
I gave up chewing gum when I was in high school. Back then (when dinosaurs roamed the earth, as my sons say) we were actually allowed to chew gum at school. I had one particular teacher, though, who did not allow it in her classroom. I was terrified of her and stopped chewing altogether lest I forget to spit it out and chew in her class. She had a very effective way of dealing with the gum-chewing offender (it happened to a classmate).
She fixed the poor soul with a stare until everyone in class stopped and looked at her, too. Then she mentioned that "Jane" had brought a particular little poem to mind, then she recited the poem:
The gum chewing girl,
The cud chewing cow...
There's a difference between them,
But I can't see it right now.
Oh, but wait... It is clear to me now,
It's the intelligent look
On the face of the cow!
She cured me of chewing gum forever!
It’s a disgusting thing to see and something a real man would never do.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Barrack Obama, the Footnote President.
What's the WWII submarine movie where the captain chews gum? I don't think it's Run Silent Run Deep. He wore a baseball cap that was a little too small and during a dive his temples were pumping like there were diesel pistons in his head.
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