Posted on 05/28/2012 4:47:47 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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What? No virgins detected?
What? No virgins detected?
Of course not. Because we are all being screwed by the government!
The TSA was created when Bush was president. Funny how you all turn on this sterling example of government feel-goodness when a Dem is leading it.
You all must hate America first. The TSA is the best and brightest and they keep us all feeling safe, as feeling safe is the most important thing in life. Just like feeling like the government loves you and wants to protect you like the special snowflake you are is all-important to FReepers and Americans in general. Let’s cue some “government is my daddy/husband/protector/boyfriend” music.
Whaat? Is this a joke? Why would they keep track of such nonsense? Natural blondes? Hernias?
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Not me. I hated it from the start, and quit flying except when absolutely. Ec
necessary.
Funny how in the past, when you went to war, the objective was to besiege the enemy. Now, we go to war and besiege ourselves.
Until we are willing to wage total war, we will not defeat the muslim menace. We need to resurrect General William Tecumseh Sherman and adopt his tactics.
I just came back from Europe. The Customs Enforcement gang, manned ONLY by Holder’s people, have a dossier on everyone. As you come into the customs area, no cell phones or pictures are allowed - you are basically in a holding area incommunicado, and hundreds wait while they laugh and generally goof off. When you finally work your way to their booth, they are surley, discourteous, condescending and obnoxious. They take your passport and call up a file on you, that you are not allowed to see and if you try, they threaten you. When the SHTF, I’m looking some of these guys up first thing!
No, of course not. Once you've been through a TSA "screening" you're not a virgin anymore.
Seriously though - leaving on a family vacation in a few days. We're driving 18 hrs to get where we're going rather than flying. And yes, the TSA thugs are a big part of that equation, that decision. So, anyone reading this who works for/with/around the airline industry think about that a while, then call your Congress-critter.
A country this far in debt all children are pretty much f-ed at the moment of birth.
A country this far in debt all children are pretty much f-ed at the moment of birth.
Virgins on the left, non-virgins on the right.
DOH! Never mind. On the other hand knowing interplanet Janet “right wing militias are the greatest threat to our country” Napolitano, she probably would make them keep track of this stuff....all except muslim men in their 20s of course.
Do we really surrender our 4th amendment rights (unreasonable search) to the TSA? Is there statutory law to that effect?
I had no problem with various security checks on my recent trip to NYC. I learned not to wear a belt or have any coins or keys in my pocket. Got through easily at the airports and various security checks such as Statue of Liberty, World Trade Center, Empire state building.
I didn't buy many metal souvenirs as I would have to get them through security.
I did see one well dressed business man jacked up and the TSA going over him with a fine toothed comb.
hey-a, pssssttttt...
It is probably best to include a sarcasm tag(/s) when attempting to be funny. Otherwise, some people may not get the humor...
hey-a, pssssttttt...
It is probably best to include a sarcasm tag(/s) when attempting to be funny. Otherwise, some people may not get the humor...
To be clear, this wasn’t TSA, this was another of Janet Incompetano’s thugs from Customs.
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