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Shocking New TSA Statistics
Reaganite Republican ^ | May 28, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 05/28/2012 4:47:47 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican



Results of latest TSA airport screening techniques
from the Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered:  0

Transvestites:  1305

Hernias Diagnosed:  785
  
Hemorrhoid Cases:  10,172
  
Enlarged Prostates:  8,249
  
Breast Implants:   59,350

 Natural Blondes:   3


 It was also found that almost every single one of the 535 
US congressional legislators were lacking a full set...
no, not luggage- the kind of 'set' that 
Palin and Bachmann have, yet McConnell, 
Cantor, and Boehner (ironically) do not.

Way-to-go BIG SIS!

Moonbattery   h/t Speedunque


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dhs; napolitano; screening; tsa

1 posted on 05/28/2012 4:47:54 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: AdvisorB; ken5050

*** PING ***


2 posted on 05/28/2012 4:55:20 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

What? No virgins detected?


3 posted on 05/28/2012 5:05:47 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The First Bystander must be removed!)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

What? No virgins detected?

Of course not. Because we are all being screwed by the government!


4 posted on 05/28/2012 5:11:00 AM PDT by rfreedom4u (I have a copy of the Constitution! And I'm not afraid to use it!)
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To: Reaganite Republican

The TSA was created when Bush was president. Funny how you all turn on this sterling example of government feel-goodness when a Dem is leading it.

You all must hate America first. The TSA is the best and brightest and they keep us all feeling safe, as feeling safe is the most important thing in life. Just like feeling like the government loves you and wants to protect you like the special snowflake you are is all-important to FReepers and Americans in general. Let’s cue some “government is my daddy/husband/protector/boyfriend” music.


5 posted on 05/28/2012 5:21:42 AM PDT by MichiganConservative (T. Jefferson's warning come true: THIS morning you woke up a slave to government and central bankers)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Whaat? Is this a joke? Why would they keep track of such nonsense? Natural blondes? Hernias?


6 posted on 05/28/2012 5:22:16 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Some day our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Whaat? Is this a joke? Why would they keep track of such nonsense? Natural blondes? Hernias?

Let's check the topic list.

    TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Click to Add Topic

7 posted on 05/28/2012 5:29:34 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: MichiganConservative

Not me. I hated it from the start, and quit flying except when absolutely. Ec
necessary.

Funny how in the past, when you went to war, the objective was to besiege the enemy. Now, we go to war and besiege ourselves.


8 posted on 05/28/2012 5:37:08 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: Daveinyork
Funny how in the past, when you went to war, the objective was to besiege the enemy. Now, we go to war and besiege ourselves.

Until we are willing to wage total war, we will not defeat the muslim menace. We need to resurrect General William Tecumseh Sherman and adopt his tactics.

9 posted on 05/28/2012 5:46:14 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The First Bystander must be removed!)
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To: rfreedom4u

I just came back from Europe. The Customs Enforcement gang, manned ONLY by Holder’s people, have a dossier on everyone. As you come into the customs area, no cell phones or pictures are allowed - you are basically in a holding area incommunicado, and hundreds wait while they laugh and generally goof off. When you finally work your way to their booth, they are surley, discourteous, condescending and obnoxious. They take your passport and call up a file on you, that you are not allowed to see and if you try, they threaten you. When the SHTF, I’m looking some of these guys up first thing!


10 posted on 05/28/2012 5:56:48 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Sworn to Defend The Constitution Against ALL Enemies, Foreign and Domestic. So Help Me GOD!)
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To: The_Media_never_lie
What? No virgins detected?

No, of course not. Once you've been through a TSA "screening" you're not a virgin anymore.

Seriously though - leaving on a family vacation in a few days. We're driving 18 hrs to get where we're going rather than flying. And yes, the TSA thugs are a big part of that equation, that decision. So, anyone reading this who works for/with/around the airline industry think about that a while, then call your Congress-critter.

11 posted on 05/28/2012 6:01:40 AM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: ThunderSleeps
No, of course not. Once you've been through a TSA "screening" you're not a virgin anymore.

A country this far in debt all children are pretty much f-ed at the moment of birth.

12 posted on 05/28/2012 6:06:35 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: ThunderSleeps
No, of course not. Once you've been through a TSA "screening" you're not a virgin anymore.

A country this far in debt all children are pretty much f-ed at the moment of birth.

13 posted on 05/28/2012 6:06:35 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: The_Media_never_lie
What? No virgins detected?

Virgins on the left, non-virgins on the right.

14 posted on 05/28/2012 6:19:42 AM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: KarlInOhio

DOH! Never mind. On the other hand knowing interplanet Janet “right wing militias are the greatest threat to our country” Napolitano, she probably would make them keep track of this stuff....all except muslim men in their 20s of course.


15 posted on 05/28/2012 6:36:24 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Some day our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: Reaganite Republican

Do we really surrender our 4th amendment rights (unreasonable search) to the TSA? Is there statutory law to that effect?


16 posted on 05/28/2012 7:16:50 AM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: The Sons of Liberty
*** When you finally work your way to their booth, they are surley, discourteous, condescending and obnoxious.***

I had no problem with various security checks on my recent trip to NYC. I learned not to wear a belt or have any coins or keys in my pocket. Got through easily at the airports and various security checks such as Statue of Liberty, World Trade Center, Empire state building.

I didn't buy many metal souvenirs as I would have to get them through security.

I did see one well dressed business man jacked up and the TSA going over him with a fine toothed comb.

17 posted on 05/28/2012 9:39:35 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Anything Goes, Phantom of the Opera, Nice work if you can get it, EVITA. On BROADWAY last week.!)
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To: MichiganConservative

hey-a, pssssttttt...

It is probably best to include a sarcasm tag(/s) when attempting to be funny. Otherwise, some people may not get the humor...


18 posted on 05/28/2012 9:45:47 AM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: MichiganConservative

hey-a, pssssttttt...

It is probably best to include a sarcasm tag(/s) when attempting to be funny. Otherwise, some people may not get the humor...


19 posted on 05/28/2012 9:45:57 AM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

To be clear, this wasn’t TSA, this was another of Janet Incompetano’s thugs from Customs.


20 posted on 05/29/2012 6:50:15 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Sworn to Defend The Constitution Against ALL Enemies, Foreign and Domestic. So Help Me GOD!)
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