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President’s “My Sons” Reference Explained
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/28/2012 10:10:32 AM PDT by John Semmens

President Obama’s campaign speech defending his healthcare policy on the grounds that “my daughters should have the same economic opportunities as my sons” has puzzled observers. Only two daughters (Malia and Sasha) have been explicitly acknowledged by the President.

Press Secretary Jay Carney explained that while “it is obvious that the President and First Lady have only the two daughters currently living with them in the White House, critics shouldn’t be jumping to the conclusion that he misspoke. Statistics show that the average urban Black male fathers 3.2 children out-of-wedlock. Earlier in his life, the President was a member of this demographic. Given the roughly 50% chance that a child could be male, that would work out to 1.6 male offspring per urban Black male. So, statistically speaking, the President’s desire that his daughters enjoy the same rights as his sons is probably accurate.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://constitutionclub.org/2012/05/27/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-21/


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: craptire; daughters; notworthreading; obama; satire; sons; stupid; wasteoftime

1 posted on 05/28/2012 10:10:42 AM PDT by John Semmens
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composite creation using his daughters obviously, duh


2 posted on 05/28/2012 10:13:05 AM PDT by dila813
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So Trayvon Martin COULD have been his son....

That partially explains his aggrieved demeanor in relation to the news from Florida.


3 posted on 05/28/2012 10:18:26 AM PDT by alloysteel (Fear and intimidation work. At least on the short term.)
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LOL, besides sons and daughters, maybe Zero has “other” children.....


4 posted on 05/28/2012 10:20:46 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it and the law is what WE say it is.)
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malia and sasha most puzzled. They asked the kenyan commie “daddy, do we have brothers living in a hut, yo?”


5 posted on 05/28/2012 11:07:17 AM PDT by biggredd1
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6 posted on 05/28/2012 11:20:57 AM PDT by devolve (------ ---- ---------toss_subhumans_in_Hannibal*s_wild_boar_pit----------- ---------------------)
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If the average urban black male has 3.2 children out of wedlock, AND the average black woman has 2.1-2.2 children AND the black illegitimacy rate is 80% then possible explanations are:

1) Black men who are non-urban have relatively few children

2) About a third of urban black men’s out of wedlock children are born to non-black mothers

3) Many urban black boys die before they can be counted as urban black men

4) the number is in error


7 posted on 05/28/2012 11:21:28 AM PDT by heartwood
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oh no it’s satire. and here I thought I was immunized to your brand.

never mind.


8 posted on 05/28/2012 11:25:15 AM PDT by heartwood
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My sons. . 'my people' . . Trayvon. . class warfare. . subliminal white guilt try. . 'social justice' . . campaign ploy. Hey Axelrod, this was pretty lame.

Won't work this time Obama. People are fed up with the race shtick.

9 posted on 05/28/2012 11:28:20 AM PDT by Art in Idaho (Conservatism is the only hope for Western Civilization.)
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Click the link.
The Republic you save may be your own.


10 posted on 05/28/2012 12:56:32 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93)
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Son Trayvon, 57 states, and Hawaii is in Asia. Just say no to drugs.


11 posted on 05/28/2012 1:02:17 PM PDT by bgill
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Press Secretary Jay Carney explained that while “it is obvious that the President and First Lady have only the two daughters currently living with them in the White House, critics shouldn’t be jumping to the conclusion that he misspoke. “ HUH?!

Don’t confuse me with your facts. I already made up my mind you are an idiot. This made no sense.


12 posted on 05/28/2012 1:21:01 PM PDT by SMGFan
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