And the book was Alinsky's.
You are soo bad! And funny.
Why wasn’t Christ born in Kenya?
They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
This one had me LOL: President Obama is busier than a set of jumper cables at a Polish death camp.
I’ll add (kind of a spin on one listed above): Did you hear the Obama Presidential Library burned down? Yep, terrible, all three books burned and only one had been colored in.
“As an apology to the polocks I am inviting them to tour our 57 states. I will assign each polock a CORPSE-man to guide them. I think polocks speak Austrian.”
These are all just toooo funny. My bio father was Polish, my bio mother Bohemian and am glad to be able to add to my stash of jokes. With all the PC BS the old ones were getting a bit worn.
Rule #5. “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.”
~ Saul Alinsky, “Rules for Radicals”
Awww! obama just had another teleprompter malfunction, and now the Poles are up in arms about it. We Americans have to live with this sort of thing every day!!!!
Next time, let’s elect a President who is NOT a dumb-as-a-post Soros/Al-Waleed puppet! Poles, Americans, Austrians, corpsmen, and other living things will be much better off!!!!
~ Did you hear how Obama locked his keys in the car? He had to get a coat hanger to get his family out.
Q: What do you do if Obama throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he’s still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
Q: Did you hear about the crash of Marine One?
A: Obama got cold, so he demanded the pilot turned off the fan.
Why can’t Obama make ice cubes? He forgot the recipe.
Q. Why did Obama decide to have only 2 children?
A: He read in the newspaper that one out of every three babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Q: Why did Obama put ice in his condom?
A: To keep the swelling down.
A litter of Polish sheepdog puppies.
Anyone who isn’t on Twitter, needs to open an account. It’s the most fun a bunch of conservatives can have nowadays. The libs go to Digg and Reddit then think they own the internet. They come to Twitter and we are all there. It’s tons of fun.
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5-30-12 Chuckle time!
In the interest of fairness, I now present a response from our glorious leader:
Let me be clear—these are not funny. For one thing, what do they have to do with polish?
What do you call 10 Pollacks wearing turbans?