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1 posted on 05/30/2012 8:33:54 AM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum
#PolishJokesforObama What happened to Obama presidential library? Somebody stole the book.

And the book was Alinsky's.

2 posted on 05/30/2012 8:36:45 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: Nachum

You are soo bad! And funny.


3 posted on 05/30/2012 8:37:19 AM PDT by jayrunner
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To: Nachum

Why wasn’t Christ born in Kenya?

They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.


4 posted on 05/30/2012 8:38:51 AM PDT by Hodar (Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.- A. Schopenhauer)
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To: Nachum

This one had me LOL: President Obama is busier than a set of jumper cables at a Polish death camp.

I’ll add (kind of a spin on one listed above): Did you hear the Obama Presidential Library burned down? Yep, terrible, all three books burned and only one had been colored in.


5 posted on 05/30/2012 8:41:50 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Nachum
Don't they mean PolishJokesOnObama instead?
6 posted on 05/30/2012 8:42:59 AM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: Nachum

“As an apology to the polocks I am inviting them to tour our 57 states. I will assign each polock a CORPSE-man to guide them. I think polocks speak Austrian.”


7 posted on 05/30/2012 8:44:16 AM PDT by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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To: Nachum

These are all just toooo funny. My bio father was Polish, my bio mother Bohemian and am glad to be able to add to my stash of jokes. With all the PC BS the old ones were getting a bit worn.


8 posted on 05/30/2012 8:48:59 AM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: Nachum

Rule #5. “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.”

~ Saul Alinsky, “Rules for Radicals”


9 posted on 05/30/2012 8:52:55 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Nachum

Awww! obama just had another teleprompter malfunction, and now the Poles are up in arms about it. We Americans have to live with this sort of thing every day!!!!

Next time, let’s elect a President who is NOT a dumb-as-a-post Soros/Al-Waleed puppet! Poles, Americans, Austrians, corpsmen, and other living things will be much better off!!!!


10 posted on 05/30/2012 8:54:20 AM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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~ Did you hear how Obama locked his keys in the car? He had to get a coat hanger to get his family out.

Q: What do you do if Obama throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he’s still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.

Q: Did you hear about the crash of Marine One?
A: Obama got cold, so he demanded the pilot turned off the fan.

Why can’t Obama make ice cubes? He forgot the recipe.

Q. Why did Obama decide to have only 2 children?
A: He read in the newspaper that one out of every three babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Q: Why did Obama put ice in his condom?
A: To keep the swelling down.


13 posted on 05/30/2012 9:05:19 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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Obama's favorite 8 course meal?

A litter of Polish sheepdog puppies.

14 posted on 05/30/2012 9:05:30 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (Sow the wind...reap the whirlwind!)
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To: Nachum

Anyone who isn’t on Twitter, needs to open an account. It’s the most fun a bunch of conservatives can have nowadays. The libs go to Digg and Reddit then think they own the internet. They come to Twitter and we are all there. It’s tons of fun.

For updates, go here too...

http://twitchy.com/


15 posted on 05/30/2012 9:07:32 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Romney scares me. Obama is the freaking nightmare that is so bad you are afraid to go back to sleep)
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To: yoe; Brown Deer; bitt; SandyInSeattle

5-30-12 Chuckle time!


17 posted on 05/30/2012 9:20:09 AM PDT by Graewoulf ((Dictator Baby-Doc Barack's obama"care" violates Sherman Anti-Trust Law, AND U.S. Constitution.))
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To: Nachum

In the interest of fairness, I now present a response from our glorious leader:

Let me be clear—these are not funny. For one thing, what do they have to do with polish?


18 posted on 05/30/2012 9:21:29 AM PDT by Lonely Bull
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To: Nachum

What do you call 10 Pollacks wearing turbans?
Pack-a-Stanleys.


19 posted on 05/30/2012 9:29:31 AM PDT by duckman (Go Newt...)
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