Skip to comments.Practical Jokes For Liberals
Posted on 06/12/2012 11:30:42 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
A new series in the same vein as my Liberal Pickup Lines and Random Conservative Thoughts (see them here). I hope to add to this from time to time...
Liberal motto: “With my guilt and your gelt, we can do anything!”
I pranked a liberal kid at the high school I taught at. Basically this kid is borderline aspergers and is a HUGE FLAMING LIBERAL.
He ticked another one of my students and so I gave her a “cheat sheet” of Republican talking points to spread amongst the other students in a class that they both took together. It worked like magic.
The liberal kid was foaming at the mouth while his classmates started talking about windmills killing millions of birds, fast and furious as Obama’s method for culling guns, and the dangers of Obamacare. I had a “red card” clause in case the liberal kid insulted her (which he did) that she would call him sexist and imply that liberals are way worse than conservatives because liberals say they are for women’s rights but really aren’t. Students present said they could see 3 identifiable arteries or veins bulge from his forehead.
It was also his last day at school as a senior.
The two most brutal things you can do to leftist extremists are laugh at them and ignore them.
All your posts are good.
This one are belong to us.
~~Really!~~ It’s good stuff. If you don’t mind I’m going to selectively copy a few of them and send them to “those people” on my e-mail list.
Meanwhile, keep posting!
For great justice!
I NEVER mind you taking my stuff and sharing it!!! I’ve always appreciated your support. Thank you :-D
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