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Congressional Candidate Praises Abortion
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 June 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/17/2012 2:52:38 PM PDT by John Semmens

Darcy Burner, a Democratic candidate for the House of Representatives in the state of Washington, told an audience at the Netroots Nation convention in Providence Rhode Island that women who have had abortions deserve our thanks.

“We all know that humans are destroying this planet,” Burner contended. “We need to single out those who are taking action to stave off this destruction. No action is more heroic than that of a woman who sacrifices her own child to help us move closer to the day when humans become extinct.”

In order to help the heroes in the audience gain the recognition they deserve, Burner asked that every woman present who had had an abortion to rise and receive the applause of the rest of those attending her speech.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/113465-2012-06-15-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-june-17-2012.htm


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: abortion; craptire; democrats; environment; notworthreading; satire; stupid; wasteoftime

1 posted on 06/17/2012 2:52:45 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
No action is more heroic than that of a woman who sacrifices her own child to help us move closer to the day when humans become extinct.”

Be careful with the satire there John, after all we are talking dimocrats here and their bulbs can be pretty dim when turned on....ROTF!

2 posted on 06/17/2012 2:58:41 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: John Semmens

Another good one reflecting the mindset of the Lib/left. Another one deserving of cynical chuckle. Lefties are nuts.


3 posted on 06/17/2012 3:06:40 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Pretty accurate depiction of the event. I wonder if she’s gotten the endorsement of VHEMT, the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement? Their motto is “may we live long and die out.”


4 posted on 06/17/2012 3:08:05 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: John Semmens

Almost got me. The sad truth is that there really are people who think like this out there.


5 posted on 06/17/2012 3:19:48 PM PDT by BBell (And Now for Something Completely Different)
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To: John Semmens

DANGIT Semmens you get me every single time.


6 posted on 06/17/2012 4:28:38 PM PDT by Conservaliberty (25 and conservative. I guess I have no heart, Oh, well, makes shooting the bad guys easier.)
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To: BBell

Even sadder, Ms. Burner is the mother of a young son.


7 posted on 06/17/2012 7:37:40 PM PDT by hout8475
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To: John Semmens

“We all know that humans are destroying this planet,” Burner contended. “We need to single out those who are taking action to stave off this destruction. No action is more heroic than that of a woman who sacrifices her own child to help us move closer to the day when humans become extinct.”


Gaia worship. They sacrifice their children for the god, the earth.

“Although they knew God, they neither glorified Him as God nor gave thanks to Him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened… They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator.” (Romans 1:21, 25)


8 posted on 06/17/2012 7:52:18 PM PDT by Linda Frances (Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness)
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To: John Semmens; Kickass Conservative

Someone, quick! Call Myth Romney, This creature would be his perfect running mate.


9 posted on 06/17/2012 10:37:03 PM PDT by BlackElk (Viva Cristo Rey! Tom Hoefling for POTUS! Viva Cristo Rey!)
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