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Mantyhosers: Men in Tights (Because They Want It That Way)
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 6/17/2012 | Snarky Basterd

Posted on 06/17/2012 4:04:27 PM PDT by bloodmeridian

We’re losing a war, men, and I’m not talking about the war for the White House. It’s a war on manhood. First there were bronies, men who watch and worship the TV show My Little Pony. Now, just when you thought you it was safe to pull your mancard out of your wallet and act like a caveman, comes mantyhose. Yes. Pantyhose for men. Control top for your tummy. Fashionable nylon to flash beneath your shorts. Outright insanity if you’ve ever considered yourself a man.

(Excerpt) Read more at feedyouradhd.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: mantyhose; menintights; metrosexuality; wevenowgonemad

1 posted on 06/17/2012 4:04:35 PM PDT by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

Do they come with slit holes in the back for easy access?


2 posted on 06/17/2012 4:08:48 PM PDT by sinsofsolarempirefan
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To: sinsofsolarempirefan

Men in Tights:

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=we’re+men+in+tights&mid=B45CE0730653468C3A23B45CE0730653468C3A23&view=detail&FORM=VIRE2


3 posted on 06/17/2012 4:14:22 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: bloodmeridian

don’t forget the ‘mybuddy’ doll foro boys


4 posted on 06/17/2012 4:15:22 PM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: bloodmeridian

Perry Cox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPqmYw7anH8&feature=related


5 posted on 06/17/2012 4:15:57 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: bloodmeridian

6 posted on 06/17/2012 4:21:14 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: sinsofsolarempirefan

Your man is gay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4Yfmh0KQOY&feature=related


7 posted on 06/17/2012 4:21:47 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: sinsofsolarempirefan

Putin is going to rip Obama’s hose right off ...


8 posted on 06/17/2012 4:25:10 PM PDT by Neidermeyer
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To: bloodmeridian

Excerpting your own blog is pretty gay too.


9 posted on 06/17/2012 4:25:34 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Bratch
I'll stick with my comfy stuff....


10 posted on 06/17/2012 4:28:27 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (A conservative, a liberal and a moderate walked into a bar; barkeep said "Hi Mitt")
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To: bloodmeridian

They tried this in the early ‘90s as well. It comes, it goes. Not to worry unless you see it at Wal-Mart.


11 posted on 06/17/2012 4:29:46 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("You forget, it isn't who you claim, but instead, who claims you. We don't claim you!")
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To: cripplecreek

A problem old as time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PbmAZzfO8o&feature=fvwrel

There is nothing new under the sun...


12 posted on 06/17/2012 4:32:15 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: bloodmeridian

Pretty soon, men in this country will follow the lead of Swedish men (descendants of the Vikings) and sit down when they pee.


13 posted on 06/17/2012 4:38:29 PM PDT by Signalman ( November, 2012-The End of an Error)
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To: Dr. Sivana
They tried this in the early ‘90s as well. It comes, it goes. Not to worry unless you see it at Wal-Mart.

It was tried earlier than that. In the early 1970s, I worked for a department store in downtown Philadelphia. They tried selling panty hose for men back then as well. Basically, they looked like a pair of black dress socks that went all the way up into a pair of jockey shorts made of the same material. This product bombed big time.

14 posted on 06/17/2012 4:43:06 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: All
Joe Namath modeled pantyhose back in the early 70s.
15 posted on 06/17/2012 4:51:44 PM PDT by Happy Rain ("Political Correctness forces people to say one thing and vote another.")
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To: GreenHornet

That’s funny, as my source for the early 90s was a lady who lived and shopped in Philly (s Baltimore Ave)


16 posted on 06/17/2012 4:59:43 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("You forget, it isn't who you claim, but instead, who claims you. We don't claim you!")
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To: mkmensinger
Lumber jack song
17 posted on 06/17/2012 5:01:15 PM PDT by MD Expat in PA
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To: bloodmeridian

Back in the 70’s I knew a gay guy in Austin who wore pantyhose as he said his slacks fit more smoothly with them.


18 posted on 06/17/2012 5:24:35 PM PDT by sockmonkey (I will vote for Romney to get Obama out of the White House..)
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To: bloodmeridian

No thank you.

Looseness is bestness.
As Bing used to sing, Don’t Fence Me In.
If they can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.

They’d be murder on a hot day.


19 posted on 06/17/2012 5:47:40 PM PDT by lurk
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To: bloodmeridian

No thank you.

Looseness is bestness.
As Bing used to sing, Don’t Fence Me In.
If they can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.

They’d be murder on a hot day.


20 posted on 06/17/2012 5:47:58 PM PDT by lurk
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To: bloodmeridian
Not a bad idea if your going to be swimming in a jellyfish prone area.

Other than that...


21 posted on 06/17/2012 5:52:59 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: ErnBatavia
Meh.

Our ancestors would laugh at this.


22 posted on 06/17/2012 5:54:37 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: Bratch

23 posted on 06/17/2012 6:01:10 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: bloodmeridian

Already lost. Romanticism/feminism was already instituted in government and law. Men work and survive outside of the political/regulator class, and that class can’t stand seeing their existence.


24 posted on 06/17/2012 6:06:24 PM PDT by familyop ("Wanna cigarette? You're never too young to start." --Deacon, "Waterworld")
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To: bloodmeridian
Does anyone remember that classic Seinfeld episode where George's father went into sales of the man-sierre (or as Kramer liked to call it, the "Bro"), an undergarment for men's breasts? If not, I urge you to loo it up on YouTube. It was hilarious.

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Not wishing to speak ill of the departed (yeah right!) here is someone who could have used a "Man-sierre."

bigtedkennedy1

25 posted on 06/17/2012 6:23:42 PM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet
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To: bloodmeridian
I advise printing a few of these out and handing them to any fool you see wearing "mantyhose":


26 posted on 06/17/2012 6:28:10 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: bloodmeridian
Speaking of men who are "light in the loafers" and no, I am not referring to Lindsey Graham-nesty, Anderson "Teabagger" Cooper or even Rachel "Mad Cow" Maddow (is s/he or isn't s/he?) but none other than ol' twinkle toes himself, Rham "Rambo" Emanuel in his younger days:

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27 posted on 06/17/2012 6:32:32 PM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet
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To: ErnBatavia

I think I’d rather see a man wearing pantyhose.


28 posted on 06/17/2012 6:33:22 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (It's hurricane season! Yay!)
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To: bloodmeridian

‘Control top for your tummy’?

Really?


29 posted on 06/17/2012 6:34:20 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (It's hurricane season! Yay!)
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To: camle

I remember those dolls when I was a kid. I didn’t have one but I remember seeing them at the store.


30 posted on 06/17/2012 6:35:34 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (It's hurricane season! Yay!)
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To: Happy Rain

I saw that Beautymist commercial on YouTube.

It’s pretty funny.


31 posted on 06/17/2012 6:37:29 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (It's hurricane season! Yay!)
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To: lurk

I must be one of the very few women who does not mind wearing pantyhose.


32 posted on 06/17/2012 6:40:11 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (It's hurricane season! Yay!)
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To: Bratch

Looks like waffle weave cold weather gear, common issue for our military. I had several pairs to keep warm in Alaska, and thinner versions for cold weather use in the States.


33 posted on 06/17/2012 6:55:14 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (I LIKE ART! Click my name. See my web page.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

You are right! If it ain’t at Wal Mart it ain’t main stream.

I was at Wal Mart a few weeks ago and there were 2 guys in the very stinky nail salon getting their nails done. I was more shocked that they could stand that horrid smell for more than a few minutes than that they were getting some kind of designs painted on their nails.


34 posted on 06/17/2012 8:37:35 PM PDT by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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To: ErnBatavia

That just ain’t right! :-(


35 posted on 06/17/2012 8:39:16 PM PDT by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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To: Signalman
Pretty soon, men in this country will follow the lead of Swedish men (descendants of the Vikings) and sit down when they pee.


38 posted on 06/17/2012 9:18:40 PM PDT by QT3.14 ( USA: Likely only country in world history to adopt policies and laws that ensure self-destruction)
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To: dayglored

Oh my, I could not see those details on my monitor.
Got the thumbnail image from google pics searching for coyote feet.
Will ask admin mod to delete the image link...thanks for alerting me :-)


39 posted on 06/17/2012 9:51:45 PM PDT by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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To: Bobalu
> thanks for alerting me :-)

Sure thing. I figured it had to be accidental.

Best FRegards, Dayglored

40 posted on 06/17/2012 10:49:46 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: cripplecreek

Why isn’t Unknown Hinson the face of country western music? I think womerns would love his chart toppin’ rakkerds.


41 posted on 06/18/2012 7:19:00 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: driftless2
He is the voice of Early Cuyler.

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42 posted on 06/18/2012 8:02:21 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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