2012 DNC Convention Schedule Is Out...

Reaganite Republican ^ | June 21, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

2012 Democratic National Convention

(Sept. 3, 2012) @ Charlotte, North Carolina:

4:00  PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

4:05  PM Singing of "G-D America" Led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10  PM Pledge of Allegiance (to Obama)

4:15  PM Ceremonial 'I Hate America' by Michelle Obama

4:30  PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire - Hillary Clinton

4:45  PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in 

                 Performing 'Great Balls of Fire'

5:00  PM UFO Abduction Survival - Joe  Biden

5:30  PM Eliot Spitzer on 'Family Values' (via satellite)

5:45  PM Special Tribute to Delegates (all 57 states)

6:00  PM [Presidential Smoke Break]

6:30  PM Vegan hors d'oeuvres, foreign mineral water served

7:30  PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00  PM Innovation Online by Anthony Weiner

9:15  PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo - Michael Moore

9:45  PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel

10:00 PM Denunciation of Recalcitrant Gun-Clingers followed by                   festive Charlton Heston piñata - Rosie O'Donnell

10:45 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq and Afghanistan

11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demo

11:15 PM Free Governor Blagojevich rally

11:30 PM Obama tongue-bath, performed by Chris Matthews

11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish

12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

12:01  AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior

12:05  AM Celestial Choirs Sing

2:00  AM Goose-Stepping New Black Panthers March Past/Salute Presidential Review Stand in Honor of Now-Eternal Regime

 3:00  AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech  

Note: One omission: Memorial recognition of Obama's surrogate son, Trayvon, will be in  conjunction with the 12:05 AM event.

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WND   Wikipedia   h/t Roberto

[fatnotlazy]

I love it!

[Jane Long]

Too funny!

[BubbaJunebug]

LMAO...you have out done yourself..bravo!

[Reaganite Republican]

Thanks!

[Secret Agent Man]

You missed at 9:50, Madonna shows up, blabs a few minutes, pops out a wrinkled breast, leaves to standing O - especially from the lesbians (who probably had a few).

[Reaganite Republican]

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[Reaganite Republican]

Have to work McCartney in there somewhere too or he might hang himself lol