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Why Men Die First...
Reaganite Republican ^
| June 22, 2012
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 06/22/2012 6:51:30 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dangerous; darwin; funny; idiots; napl; pics; safety
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To: AdvisorB; ken5050
To: Slings and Arrows
I’m generally not afraid of heights...but DAMN!
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:00:34 AM PDT
by
ecomcon
To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
It’s not about fear of heights, more like no fear of stupidity for these Darwin awards candidates.
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:00:42 AM PDT
by
PT57A
To: PT57A
It’s not the fall that kills em. It’s the abrupt stop at the end.
To: Reaganite Republican
My wife is guffawing heartily........
She claims she's why I'm still alive.
:-)
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:06:24 AM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(I don't care for Mitt, the alternative is unthinkable)
To: Reaganite Republican
Here's the real reason why men die first:
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:06:57 AM PDT
by
Night Hides Not
(My dream ticket for 2012 is John Galt & Dagny Taggart!)
To: Night Hides Not
Wedding cake = a slow-acting poison.
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:10:18 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Night Hides Not
Why do they die first? Because they want to.
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:10:25 AM PDT
by
PT57A
To: PT57A
Just think,
if this was women, the government feminist busybodies would be screaming for an end to longevity inequality.
As it stands now, if government was involved in helping men live longer, they would end longevity inquality by killing off women sooner and declaring that men now live as long as women. (and obamacare is a success)
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:14:06 AM PDT
by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: PT57A
Why do they die first? Because they want to.Husbands, on average, die 7 years before their wives.
It's God's way of giving the guy a break before eternity really kicks in.
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:17:13 AM PDT
by
Night Hides Not
(My dream ticket for 2012 is John Galt & Dagny Taggart!)
To: Rides_A_Red_Horse; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
It's the only way we can get the last word.
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:19:52 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Night Hides Not
Why else would all of those men be risking their lives to fix those 'honeydos'?
Men. Gotta love 'em.
To: Night Hides Not
It’s the “Get out Jail Free” card.
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:30:15 AM PDT
by
PT57A
To: Night Hides Not
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:32:54 AM PDT
by
PT57A
To: PT57A
They also say married men live longer than single men. They really don’t, it just seems that way.
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:35:34 AM PDT
by
jstaff
To: longtermmemmory
Or they would simply give women a no credit limit credit card, male mortality rates would spike immediately.
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:36:24 AM PDT
by
PT57A
To: sportutegrl
What can I say? I’ve been married for 25 years...my wife says it seems like 50. lol
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:38:09 AM PDT
by
Night Hides Not
(My dream ticket for 2012 is John Galt & Dagny Taggart!)
To: jstaff
It’s like an object approaching the speed of light (c), the closer it approaches the slower time becomes.
Marriage is the same way, for every additional anniversary, time slows down... then you croak out of sheer exhaustion.
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posted on
06/22/2012 7:40:41 AM PDT
by
PT57A
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